skidaddle skidoodle

jackie

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thecalmthatkeepsyouawake]

y’all, i feel like i need to remind y’all that there’s a huge difference between ignoring what’s going on, and taking a mental break because you’re exhausted with trying to keep up with the situation in the country right now. this shit is no joke and is weighing incredibly heavy on people such as myself and if you need to take a break from this and just log out, please do. please take care of yourself and don’t feel bad that you’re not keeping up with things at every second of the day.

[demidorks]

Me

[toadscools]

i wonder if whoever did That to Mr Moon to prompt him to write iscariot feels fucking ashamed of themself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ohnro-deactivated20190815]

WAIT

[closetmonstar-deactivated202001]

What’s the God Damn SAFEWORD!?!

[catchymemes]

[b-atiful]

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

HIS ACCENT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER! XD

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[verylostpenguin]

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

[retromandy]

Chris Pratt ?

No no, you must have heard me wrong

I said Chris Kratt, co-star of Wild Kratts, is my favorite actor

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth

[dontfeedthebabytigers]

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we’ll be looking at the disappearance of Hozier

[buckykingofmemes]

look, id literally die for you, but im still not gonna text first

[morganalefays]

my stupid first year ass: brings a LUMOS to a duel fight??? 

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

Me an innocent hufflepuff: yay I’m finally going to hogwarts!

My estranged brother Jacob, Professor Snape, and some rando bitch named Merula:

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree