Goddess Of Mischief

[rewatchingpokemon]

[sobeitjayt]

[that-whichisnot]

[pythonmontyimagines]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

[raiseyourgoblet-of-rock]

DYING

[chickenrachet]

L.o.l

[tessacrowley]

OH MY GOD

[metalhearted]

[walkershavethephonebox]

marcos-bott:

demongirl16:

saucymemedong:

Did somebody just look at the moon and think “but what if opposite?”

It would look like an eye

ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

I fux with this

[imdemetrialynn]

nude

[thelingerieaddict-deactivated20]

These are by Nubian Skin, by the way. They’re a black-owned brand in a notoriously difficult sector to break into (lingerie), and they will only succeed if people know they exist and buy from them. Here’s the link: https://www.nubianskin.com/

Bluestockings (a feminist, LGBTQIA lingerie boutique) also stocks them: http://www.bluestockingsboutique.com/collections/nubian-skin

Support the businesses who support you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by consent_van)

[lemnix]

is that fucking parmesan

[adriofthedead]

no its a tortoise

[walkershavethephonebox]

worlds-okayist-girl

[ebail-deactivated20140920]

This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

He never forgave. He never forgot.

[nerdtacos]

Jurassic Parks and Recreation

[dicksplit]

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

[parakavka]

[lousysharkbutt]

rawr means ‘have you SEEN chris pratt’ in dinosaur

progress video | patreon

[roehn]

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

[jojocujoh]

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

[hyourinmaruice]

That is the best answer ever

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[walkershavethephonebox]

Me: *goes to Jurassic World* I'm here for the main attraction

Park Staff: Ah yes the dinosaur, she's...

Me: No, Chris Pratt. I'm here to see Chris Pratt where is he

[dailypirates]

[zombeesknees]

#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece  #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin  #the strings in the score rising ominously  #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/  #‘oh okay’  #I remember thinking  #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’  #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece  #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals  #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror  #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth  #and delights /you/  #instead of being awful for both of you  #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters  #and comes as a complete surprise  #this is all the things you want in a set piece  #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical  #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS  #christ)  (via wizzard890)

[greenshall]

Park in visitor parking or else…

[freyjaiam]

i had someone “toad” once… i left this chick TWO polite letters and finally i had enough, called the office one day, and she was towed… she now parks in the spot right next to mine… shes someone elses problem now…

[voldemo]

Harry Potter + social media