Tessa Crowley

Writer of things, master of dungeons, caster of pods. Tag me in posts about bears.

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[massachusetts-official]

happy pride month Massachusetts🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Happy pride to all you beautiful people out there.

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[outerspacekake]

Hello fellow queer USAsians! Today is May 31, 2026. At the strike of midnight, we will gain full power.

[tessacrowley]

[beardedmrbean]

[why-bless-your-heart]

[floralbearies]

A dark and savage magic by Tessa Crowley @tessacrowley

I’m so excited to finally share my contribution to the #deadandtortureddoveexchange2026 hosted on Instagram

This turned out to be such a cute fic (but still very dead-dovy, don’t get me wrong), and I wanted to capture its softness with a theme inspired by the first time Draco uses his magic, with Narcissa in their garden, growing some flowers for her.

The cover designs and typeset are adapted from the public domain artwork by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The endpapers were chosen for their resemblance to feathers, and I sewed headbands with matching colours. It was my first time trying the double cores, and I’m very happy with them!

I think this is my favourite bind of the year so far 🥹

You can read this fic for free on AO3 but please be mindful of the tags.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

which lenox spice village house are you living in? i'm tarragon

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[tessacrowley]

says who

[important-cat-pics]

[tessacrowley]

Hello! Good day, Miss Crowley. My name is Tannabet on ao3 and tumblr and well, a lot of places. I wish to request of you if I can translate your work "Draco Malfoy, the Boy Who Lived" to spanish on ao3! I know you have a blanket statement in your profile, but I still wanted to ask you personally. I am really really really in love with the world you've built on top the original. I love Good Guy Draco Malfoy, and my heart sings with every update of your fourth installment "Draco Malfoy & the Ash Omen". Please and thank you for reading me today. Giving you my best regards, Tannabet.

I mean yeah, like it says on the profile, you don’t have to ask. Just make sure to link it as a translation (if you post it on AO3). I hope the fact that it’s a WIP doesn’t discourage you!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[ct4cd]

doctor: it appears you have Cigna

me: oh god is that fatal

doctor: that's your insurance provider

doctor: but yes