Huh.

Ideal date: Watching Jeopardy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shortvideosandstuff]

video

[nolovelikeapathy-blog]

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

[naturepunk]

This dog is a not just any dog - it’s a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job. 

[southernbitchface]

Bringing this back because this could come in handy if a police officer wrongfully sets their dogs on someone.

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[pasdecoeur]

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[teathattast]

corcle time

[cowboy-garfield]

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

[linguisticparadox]

I was not ready

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[yngberry-deactivated20220131]

she’s the sort of girl who could make your heart cum

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[gayedmundo]

this still has me in stitches

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

If you ever try to start internet drama with me this is what I’m feeling on the inside 100% of the time

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[hellsite-yano]

wheel inspection

[saintdollyparton]

Mama Skunk is clearly training her children to take over the family towing business.

“See here, kids. This is a sturdy tire. Yes, do say hi to the customer and make sure they’re satisfied with our service. Okay everything looks fine here. Tell them to have a good day and we’ll be on our way.”

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[bloodphoenix]

I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.

[sheis]

this one

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.