The Walking Butts

We (yes, there's 2 of us) post lots of Star Wars trash. Nunas here are walking butts, hence the blog name.

[secrettunnelyeah]

concept art || The Wrong Jedi

[secrettunnelyeah]

“ Padawan Tano, 

            serious charges have been levied against you ”

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fuck

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yikes

when ur with friends but someone mentions Star Wars in general and u automatically think of TCW and then immediately think of Ahsoka and then of course u think of the scene where she leaves and u think about the music and then u think about poor anakin but then u start thinking about obi wan too and then u think of satine dying and oh look ur crying and ur friend goes "u good fam?" so u gotta nod but inside ur dying ....... "NO FAM IM NOT GOOD"

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i hereby plead guilty to all past, present, and future charges of being a complete trash bin

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

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when you have cool ideas for posts but realize it will probably be wasted because so few people follow you

[anakinsboots-hasmoved]

“I’m being torn apart.”

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"i don't like sand"

"it's coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere"

"especially between my lego parts"

[iovitus]

ahsoka doesn’t know what to do when anakin gets like this @generalskyguy

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omg i love this and i wish i could see it happen canonically

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sometimes I wish I was an ace, because it's gotta be really... clear, not having to deal with constant sexual attraction but unfortunately i am too much of a hornmuffin someone save me from myself

[miirabel]

and this, my kids, is what happens when @anakinsboots​ has inappropriate thoughts she thinks are worth sharing with me.

[anakinsboots-hasmoved]

I’m always going to keep this post close to my heart.

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this is gold. wtb screenshots of the rebel anakin butt conversation

[anakinsboots-hasmoved]

Imagine the immolation scene on Mustafar, but instead of going all “I HATE YOU” he goes 

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cry

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try not to think too much about how ahsoka thought anakin was dead for years and unlike a normal friendship, when she found out he was alive she had no moment were she could be overwhelmed with joy because she immediately knew that it meant anakin was vader she went straight from mourning to fresh agony yeah try not to dwell on that too much or you might just, idk, die

[midnightsnackclub]

a look inside Finn’s phone

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lmao I love how in his snapchat, kylo is the only one who sent him a chat message instead of a pic/video because he just does not deem that traitor worthy of seeing his glorious face

"i will not stoop to your level, pleb"

[walkingbutts-blog]

me: *is hanging out with friend and best friend*

friend: i can't wait for summer

best friend: oh no

me: summer is eh, i don't really like it

best friend: oh dear here we go

friend: ?!?!! u don't like summer??? how???

best friend: no no no don't encourage it

me: i don't like the beach

friend: how can u not like the beach???!!

best friend: if i have to listen to this one more time i s2g

me: i don't like sand

best friend:

me:

me: it's coarse and rough and irritating

best friend: don't

me: and it gets everywhere

best friend: how tf did i end up with trash like u

[weallendor]

The tols Vs. The smols

[thefreakhasgreeneyes]

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

[sourblues]

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

[davids-harbour]

proof

[mr-spock-92]

now this makes so much sense

Originally posted by destroythesith

[hoodiegal]

IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

[thebibliosphere]

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*

[seraaphinamorgenstern]

[muffled sound of The Imperial March in the distance]

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I love this moment in TCW because it is SO ANAKIN. It shows both his flaws and his good qualities. He cares so much about the people he loves, but he is willing to do whatever it takes to save them.. very reminiscent of RotS

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Sorta kinda considering

posting a real life pic of me on here. maybe? nah? Just kind of want to introduce myself to the tumblr world? Idk tbh

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at some point in time, darth sidious was just a lil baby on naboo