WE'RE HAVING A KRISIS

"..." (A Deltarune ask/rp blog. WARNING FOR DEPICTIONS OF GORE)

[khausq]

despite everything, it’s still you

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

[bloodbuttercups]

@walkingexistentialkrisis [“"I was more expecting you would be attacking me. I am... faster than people expect. And I can take a lot of hits."”]

“Well, I suppose that might be a little fun. I don’t know how difficult it’ll be for you to dodge someone who can’t even see you. Suppose it adds an element of randomness to the fight though..!” She hasn’t entirely convinced herself that she isn’t just trying to get herself hurt, but boredom is a pain she is hoping to escape. “You could probably take me out in one hit though, I don’t have a lot of health left after this curse.”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

“I suppose I could just pick you up and throw you like a javelin.”  Behemoth gets it, and they’re not hypocritical enough to point out the obvious. Well, obvious to them. Maybe she couldn’t tell, since she said she couldn’t see. 

“I do hit quite hard, yes. Though I suppose I’m not really intending to hurt you...”

[tsunflowers]

I've seen people draw ralsei and mettaton smoking blunts but I want to see queen taking hits off a usb thumb drive like it's a juul

[tsunflowers]

Kris Trucie Come Smoke This Shit

We Will "Bond"

It Will Be: Great (TRUE)

[legorockraiders]

Birdling Come Here I Know How To Make You Less Or More Annoying

[photophoros]

I had to draw this it was so funny

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

Need to figure out a cupcake flavor...

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[weathernerdmando]

Legitimately what i was doing listenjng to this :)

[vilefilth]

@walkingexistentialkrisis

I DO THAT WHEN I HAVE NO ONE TO BOIL WATER FOR ME. GOD, IF ONLY I COULD BOIL WATER WITHOUT CAUSING THE STOVE TO EXPLODE…

@spiiderwiick​

IT IS GOOD! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

I like the crunch.

[ploppymeep]

:3c was able to borrow rose’s ipad to doodle smth for blacktober

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖

[snowangelles]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“It just seems like… very avoidable trouble…”

“Don’t worry about it…Like I said, I’d rather see you than not! I really don’t mind it, Kris.”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

“I uh... I’m not really... In town, anymore...”

[snowangelles]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“Your mom is… intense… I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble…”

“…If I’m honest, it wouldn’t take much. But I care more about you than getting in trouble for a little while!”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"It just seems like... very avoidable trouble..."

[darknr-prince]

❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜

Short angst starters

"You can't tell a healer not to worry about an injury, Kris! I don't care if you think its just a scratch, come over here..."

[darknr-prince]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“… What are you talking about? Hurt me? I fell out of a tree as a kid.”

Kris is extremely confused. The monsters may not have done a fantastic job of fixing the damage, but they certainly weren’t responsible for causing it.

“And uh… I can try? Sometimes getting here is… kind of a walk.”

“A-ah! I’m sorry, I misunderstoon what you said, I’m sorry!”

Was he off base? Gosh, he didn’t mean to offend their Hometown! But he could have sworn...

Nevermind.

“I’d come to you, but ah...That’d be a little tricker!”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"I just live... kinda in the middle of nowhere..."

[snowangelles]

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

Halloween themed sentence starters

"Aren't they perfect? I swear I could just keep these around my house all year!"

She always did have a soft spot for Halloween, after all.

[snowangelles]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“I might… try to grow some…”

“If you supply me with baby pumpkins I’ll be the happiest deer around!”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"I'm sure I'll have... Too many for just... Myself."

[snowangelles]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“I don’t want to… bother you if you’re busy… studying and all…”

“You’re never a bother, Kris! Friends are more important that test scores…As long as you never tell my mom I said that.”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"Your mom is... intense... I wouldn't want to get you in trouble..."

[darknr-prince]

❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜

Short angst starters

"You can't tell a healer not to worry about an injury, Kris! I don't care if you think its just a scratch, come over here..."

[darknr-prince]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“… I suppose you do… consistently do a better job than the monsters did… on my face…”

“I don’t like that they hurt you like that. I can’t heal scars or anything like that, but...If anything else happens, come home--I-I mean, come here straight away...Alright? I’ll have you fixed up quick.”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"... What are you talking about? Hurt me? I fell out of a tree as a kid."

Kris is extremely confused. The monsters may not have done a fantastic job of fixing the damage, but they certainly weren't responsible for causing it.

"And uh... I can try? Sometimes getting here is... kind of a walk."

[snowangelles]

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

Halloween themed sentence starters

"Aren't they perfect? I swear I could just keep these around my house all year!"

She always did have a soft spot for Halloween, after all.

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"I might... try to grow some..."

[snowangelles]

walkingexistentialkrisis​:

“… I’ve been alright… same old, same old. That kind of thing…”

“If you’re sure…You know, you can always stop by if you want a friend! O-or company, I suppose…”

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"I don't want to... bother you if you're busy... studying and all..."

[darknr-prince]

❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜

Short angst starters

"You can't tell a healer not to worry about an injury, Kris! I don't care if you think its just a scratch, come over here..."

[walkingexistentialkrisis]

"... I suppose you do... consistently do a better job than the monsters did... on my face..."