just kind of happens

[furiousgoldfish]

Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium

[peachysap]

WHAT

[justapayneaway]

To think that it started like this:

And 10 years later we finally have a picture of these two together:

[quietasides]

“They’re actually really good.” 23 November 2011  xx

[lapelosa-blog]

#ok but you have to understand the context to get just how amazing Harry’s answer was#he was being teased about his dinner with Caroline and whether he had /dessert/#and so harry being a little smartass decided to say he had the cream filled balls lol#I always love this (bromanceshmomance)

[craicthatniall]

2012

2013!

[skinnyjeans-styles]

honestly the pants just got tighter

[tryingonametaphor]

FIRST RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE PREVIEWS FROM THE MOVIE IM CRYING

[clottedcreamfudge]

I’m practically catatonic, I’ve blue-screened. I want to lie on the floor but I’m at work. I want to climb the walls but I don’t have the upper body strength. I’M GOING TO VIBRATE OUT OF MY SKIN.

[delicatepointofview]

Love On Tour Coventry, UK. Night II. (23/05)

[vzm]

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

[recuperationdisliker]

it is literally one of the most normal things

[vzm]

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

[ladychlo]

When i suddenly hear someone talking about One Direction x

[fuchsea]

HARRY AND HIS ROBOT FRIENDS (with subtle rainbows)

[rozyholly]

Lol pls

[erodavisitorcenter]

HARRY WHY 🌈🪐🌎

[stylesnews]

✨Slay bestie!✨

[helloamhere]

one direction as things my girlfriend said this morning:

Harry: weekends are for belly button rings and not for real bras 

Liam: if you can’t walk back from Cuban pastries I’ll carry you and if I can’t carry you I’ll buy one of those cute wagons from the vintage place you know I’ve been looking for an excuse

Zayn: your continued inability to see the beauty in leeches is starting to bother me

Niall: I’m a local soul trapped in an international body

Louis: *waking up at six thirty am and flopping on top of my entire body and whispering in my ear like a freakish ghost* spooooooooooon

[agonyandagony]

should you fight one direction

louis tomlinson: absolutely you should fight him. it’ll be great. you’ll win. motherfucker’ll shriek like a howler monkey and insult every member of your family in the process, but it’ll all be while hiding directly behind burlier, liam-ier people. if you can corner him, just grasp his arms against his body and start gently rocking him like a baby until he’s lulled. “what the fuck,” he’ll ask disgustedly, but his eyes are already drooping. “shh,” you tell him soothingly. “go to sleep, little baby.” he does. you win.

harry styles: you should fight him, because no one on god’s green earth is angling for a good old fashioned smackaround like this big-mouthed doe-eyed slack-jawed better-hair-than-you-having motherfucker, but you won’t. this is everything that’s wrong with the world. none of us who so desperately need to fight harry styles in the street can ever manage to do it, because of his like, fucking dimples or whatever. try not to make direct eye contact with him if you do end up giving it a shot, because that’s how he gets you, like some daymare st. laurent wearing gorgon.

niall horan: sure, go for it. you’ll lose, because his betoothpick-legged frame probably contains a secret maniacal frenzy just waiting to be loosed, but whatever, give it a shot. afterwards maybe try and fight a kitten and the sun too. see how that makes you feel, fucko. you make me sick.

liam payne: if you fight liam it has to be in a pre-arranged, regulated 12-round boxing ring with very strict rules and procedures and a referee interceding to make sure no one hits below the belt, not that liam ever would, and anyway, you’ll lose. no one feels good about it. you feel bad for losing and liam feels bad for winning and probably offers to drive you home afterward, which you begrudgingly accept, because your loss still smarts, and you both spend the drive in an uncomfortable silence. no one enjoys this fight. no winners.

zayn malik: anyone who would even theoretically consider inflicting damage upon his carved-from-marble face is committing thought crime. go directly to jail and stay there.

[awesomefringey]

This made me smile. Look at them!