Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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d e v o n
occasionally subtle

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Xuebing Du
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RMH
AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER

#extradirty
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@walkinginthewind18
Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.
I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.
Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium
WHAT
To think that it started like this:
And 10 years later we finally have a picture of these two together:
âTheyâre actually really good.â 23 November 2011Â xx
#ok but you have to understand the context to get just how amazing Harryâs answer was#he was being teased about his dinner with Caroline and whether he had /dessert/#and so harry being a little smartass decided to say he had the cream filled balls lol#I always love this (bromanceshmomance)
2012
2013!
honestly the pants just got tighter
FIRST RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE PREVIEWS FROM THE MOVIE IM CRYING
Iâm practically catatonic, Iâve blue-screened. I want to lie on the floor but Iâm at work. I want to climb the walls but I donât have the upper body strength. IâM GOING TO VIBRATE OUT OF MY SKIN.
Love On Tour Coventry, UK. Night II. (23/05)
we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy
it is literally one of the most normal things
you canât even begin to understand how insane water is
When i suddenly hear someone talking about One Direction x
HARRY AND HIS ROBOT FRIENDS (with subtle rainbows)
Lol pls
HARRY WHY đđŞđ
â¨Slay bestie!â¨
one direction as things my girlfriend said this morning:
Harry: weekends are for belly button rings and not for real brasÂ
Liam: if you canât walk back from Cuban pastries Iâll carry you and if I canât carry you Iâll buy one of those cute wagons from the vintage place you know Iâve been looking for an excuse
Zayn: your continued inability to see the beauty in leeches is starting to bother me
Niall: Iâm a local soul trapped in an international body
Louis: *waking up at six thirty am and flopping on top of my entire body and whispering in my ear like a freakish ghost* spooooooooooon
should you fight one direction
louis tomlinson: absolutely you should fight him. itâll be great. youâll win. motherfuckerâll shriek like a howler monkey and insult every member of your family in the process, but itâll all be while hiding directly behind burlier, liam-ier people. if you can corner him, just grasp his arms against his body and start gently rocking him like a baby until heâs lulled. âwhat the fuck,â heâll ask disgustedly, but his eyes are already drooping. âshh,â you tell him soothingly. âgo to sleep, little baby.â he does. you win.
harry styles: you should fight him, because no one on godâs green earth is angling for a good old fashioned smackaround like this big-mouthed doe-eyed slack-jawed better-hair-than-you-having motherfucker, but you wonât. this is everything thatâs wrong with the world. none of us who so desperately need to fight harry styles in the street can ever manage to do it, because of his like, fucking dimples or whatever. try not to make direct eye contact with him if you do end up giving it a shot, because thatâs how he gets you, like some daymare st. laurent wearing gorgon.
niall horan: sure, go for it. youâll lose, because his betoothpick-legged frame probably contains a secret maniacal frenzy just waiting to be loosed, but whatever, give it a shot. afterwards maybe try and fight a kitten and the sun too. see how that makes you feel, fucko. you make me sick.
liam payne: if you fight liam it has to be in a pre-arranged, regulated 12-round boxing ring with very strict rules and procedures and a referee interceding to make sure no one hits below the belt, not that liam ever would, and anyway, youâll lose. no one feels good about it. you feel bad for losing and liam feels bad for winning and probably offers to drive you home afterward, which you begrudgingly accept, because your loss still smarts, and you both spend the drive in an uncomfortable silence. no one enjoys this fight. no winners.
zayn malik: anyone who would even theoretically consider inflicting damage upon his carved-from-marble face is committing thought crime. go directly to jail and stay there.
This made me smile. Look at them!