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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

headspace-hotel

my brother and I get on bandcamp and click on songs from the live updating list of albums that are selling and we listen to 30 seconds or so of a song and if we like it we add it to a playlist. and we call this "foraging for music."

anyways one of terminology we have coined to talk about music is "Knee Music" which is derived from the fact that album covers that show a person's knees tend to sound the same as each other. It's kind of a sleepy, grungy indie folk pop sound with youthful-sounding, vocals that affect a candid and vulnerable feeling.

or anyway we found multiple album covers with knees in quick succession, and they all sounded the same, hence "Knee Music"

but it doesn't have to be knees to be Knee Music. any kind of blurry, candid-looking photos that include skinny white people is likely to be knee music

headspace-hotel

My other brother's method of foraging for music is slightly more complicated: he gets on everynoise and uses random number generators to get a random genre, a random artist, and then a random song from that artist.

For a while, his method was slightly different, instead choosing a random genre and listening to it until he found a song from that genre that he liked.

However, this could be very time-consuming. once he became trapped for a long time in "geek rap" which was mostly a lot of people rapping in potentially spanish or portuguese (?) about Five Nights at Freddy's

working a later shift which means I could have slept in but I planned something enriching for the day to make the most of my time. I even invited a friend along. and now I can't sleep ofc and it's pissing me off bc like. ofc the pressure of a good full day is too much if course I can't rest beforehand. and now I'm scared I'm gonna ruin this thing that's supposed to be fun. like. girl you did this so it would be fun. so you could have fun tomorrow. are you just gonna not have fun tomorrow and then be extra tired for work. for no reason

#I took zquil and it didn't take #I just like. made myself upset about bullshit and I don't want it to overshadow the day #but the idea of overshadowing the day is just making it harder to sleep 😭#midge's life #I thought I was gonna get 9 hrs fr

peachfromcmbyn

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

davai-tovarisch

charlizetheronsbush-official

#it will always be so funny to me that desperate housewives is set in 'eagle state's #which has California weather and also tornadoes.#and a good chunk of the season 1 characters are from utah so it seems like it's near there but also it's nowhere near texas #and it's never fully clear if it's even supposed to be a red or blue state #they just set that shit in the void on purpose it's so goofy

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

rosefinchie

how it all feels lately

kosmogrl

parkchanwoohoo

pulled another all nighter before a shift folks we got this........

#midge's life #nevertheless she persisted.....#she/her sis ted......#getting the nonsense out of my system now #but my fav coworker is on shift w me today so yayyy

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

#I think a lot about that but from futurama where they're like wait fry you never had ads in your dreams in 2000?#and he's like no that's crazy... we only had ads on tv and the radio and in magazines and on bus stops and the internet #and milk cartons..... but that's about it!#*bit not but omfg I'm not retyping all of that

himynameisemail

faceless-fuck

awawawabot

me: *takes a bite of egg* guy in suit: you've been egged me: what the fuck guy in suit: you're at 0 fate points and 5 charlie brown stocks, how are you gonna make like a deer and get the egg out of there me: what the fuck are you saying guy in suit, sweating: i am just a normal guy, and you and me and the rest of the egg gang are gonna pull this together, so what do you wanna do me, choking on egg: what the fuck are you saying

#how customers start talking when u got 2 hours of sleep