What Are Those Awful Words?

Roleplay Memes And Starters Made By: Tater Tot And Satan

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Kian Lawley and J.C Caylen Sentence Starters #5

"That wasn't that bad... it was pretty bad actually" "Baby I'm looking at my fireplace" "First things first I need to get food" "I see the food" "Were gonna be little electrical people" "Somehow we got it to work" "I don't think he knows what the fuck he's doing" "And that's how movies are made" "Can we blog together daddy?" "Were shooting in a mansion" "It's a little cold" "That looks so bad" "I've said it so fucking much" "Eating fucking pizza!" "Alright, thank you" "If its a snake or anything to do with a snake I'm gonna fucking kill you" "If it's sky diving I'm not doing it" "If it's a snake I'm not doing it" "What if it's sky diving with a snake?" "He's a little scared" "We hear you love snakes" "I fucking knew it" "Your giving me a day I wanna live over and over again?"

"He's terrified of sky diving" "Shits so fucking funny" "We can laugh together" "Oh my god look at that thing" "Been in a limo before but nothing quite like this" "Oh my god this is like my favourite thing ever!" "Cause if it's a pit shut up" "I'm a Jedi dude" "Were loud and obnoxious" "That is over 60 years ago" "God that things look old as hell" "Yes ketchup. A lot of ketchup" "This guy over here had the best day ever" "I literally just threw it into your moth"

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Road To El Dorado Sentence Starters

"Excuse us for one moment please" "This could be our destiny" "You dare to impute my honour" "Now I'm the thief?" "Any last words?" "I've got a plan" "You pet him and I'll run!" "Who ordered the uh.. pickles" "I will not tolerate stowaways" "So uh... how's the escape plan coming?" "Gimme a boost" "You're talking to a horse!" "You made my life an adventure" "I could use a little help!" "Wait a minute, new plan" "It bit me in the butt!" "Your arrival has been greatly anticipated" "You do not question the gods" "I'm sorry I just got carried away!" "Come, let me show you to your temple"

"Step...aside" "Both... both is good" "You're going to need my help" "Let's not make it personal okay?" "See you at the execution" "Now, put these on" "The stars are not in position" "Like he says...stars, can't do it, not today" "Just stand there!" "Don't even breathe" "Great! Good...Okay" "Go ahead, ill cover for you" "He's gone! He's loose! What are we gonna do?" "(Name) was right you worry too much" "Big trouble!" "I can't afford any temp-distractions" "Too bad.. I'm free now" "I'm not really asking you to trust me am I?" "My lord, people will not respect you, unless they fear you" "Finally, were connecting" "We need to cheat!" "I love this game!" "Congratulations to your victory" "Gods don't bleed" "Well it's nice" "You mean, forever?" "I want you to want what you want" "That kid does you better then you do" "We can't stay here, we have a plan.. remember?" "Now everyone will the know the truth or your divinity" "Get on!" "Maybe I don't need you anymore" "Where did you get this?" "Everything is....fine" "Friends never say goodbye" "They're not going to make it!" "Are you crazy?" "Get down! There they are!" "Now that, was an adventure" "Partner?" "You don't want to stay here forever so you?"

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Coraline Sentence Starters

"Hello? Who's there?" "You scared me to death!" "Not talkin huh?" "Get away from me!" "It doesn't make sense" "And I don't like being stalked!" "Sometimes he'll come tommy house and me little dead things" "Stomp too hard and you'll fall in it" "I'm not supposed to talk about it" "Hmm not too scientific" "I think I heard someone calling you" "I would have died" "So, can I go out" "No (Name), rain makes mud, mud makes a mess" "It's not my fault you hit that truck" "You still have unpacking to do, lots of unpacking!" "I'm way to old for dolls" "How's the writing going" "It's pouring out there isn't it" "What did the boss say" "Just... let me work!" "Where are you hiding?"

"Hey mom! Where does this door go?" "Will you stop pestering me if I do this for you?" "Looks like slime to me" "Think they're tryin to poison me?" "Don't forget about me" "Something smells good" "What are you doing here in the middle of the night" "My father can't play the piano" "Any requests?" "Wasn't the same without you here" "What's shakin, baby?" "But you said they're dingbats" "I uh brought this for you" "Cause amazing, I already know that I am" "The mice asked me to give a message" "Maybe I work them too hard..." "Cease your infernal yapping!" "I think you're being followed" "Oh go on have one, best in the world" "You're just like them" "They don't listen to me either" "Welcome back darling" "Would you go fetch your father?" "I can't believe you did this" "Soon you'll see things our way" "Don't you wanna play?" "Oh god... I'm still here?" "She's not like any mother I've ever seen" "Of course, chocolate never hurts" "I want you to let me go" "Is that any way to talk to your mother?" "You're not my mother" "I'll give you to the count of three"

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Things Muses Say Sentence Starters

"Either harass her or shut up about it" "You're gross" "Only the good type of nasty, babe" "You're definitely the bad type of nasty" "You might think your dick is a gift but I promise it's not" "Everything in my body is tensed into itself" "Oh he liked that noise"  "I'm never going to make it again"  "Who the fuck does he think he is?" "I know how hard it is" "Will he stop for ten seconds" "Be gentle it's my first time"  "He is a very smart boy"  "And (Name) is just a pig, no offence to pigs" "Pigs have more class than (Name)" "Denying his cannibalism" "Bitch, I do what I want" "Get out of my head please" "Think about how many pigs had to die for you to do that" "It's okay to murder as long as it isn't the species you like" "(Name) stop being ghetto" "You just have to follow her around and clean up after her" "Can we not do this?" "Let me tell you" "But like... consent" "Any conversation that's about me.. wonderful" "What is he doing now?" "He's trying to die" "He's being a whiny little piss baby"

"I don't fuckin know" "I have to literally fight with him" "Poor baby doesn't get to hangout with the cool kids" "You can keep lying to my face kid" "You're acting like one" "But apparently it's you" "My mother is wonderful" "And you're talking to me about daddy issues?" "No because you don't have fucking feelings" "I'm just stating facts, you don't have feelings" "And people actually look up to you?" "Fortunately for me I have a thing called charisma" "Your so bitter you can't even say my name" "Cause he would be so juvenile" "Sure, that would be it" "I don't listen to the opinion of idiots" "You can't really handle strong woman can you?" "He wants to know" "What does the little bitch think" "We all know (Name) way to not get a woman" "He's gonna die now" "I wouldn't let him say it" "I know (Name) can defend herself" "She's tiny and short" "And you are weak and petty, point being?" "Okay dude rape your own people" "Or is that a concept you've forgot about?" "There's ways to take the fight out of someone" "You might just learn a few of them" "I don't know why he's acting this way" "He's been dormant for weeks" "Even (Name) has figured it out by now" "I don't want to be part of your slave crew" "I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked right now" "He makes dumb choices ...so" "It's just how it works" "Shut up (Name), be happy for me" "He's angry, salty and sad at the same time" "(Name) Is so pissed off" "Not to defend his friends, but to make dick jokes" "I just entertained by the whole situation" "Mmmm uncomfortable!" "He's being a baby back bitch?" "I didn't think that's what started this" "It's probably that one" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard somebody say" "You make poor choices" "Your little crush is getting in the way"  "I am saying you have poor judgement" "(Name) has earned the right to poor right choices" "Whoah (Name) calm down" "Enough to bitch slap them?"

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Lemon Grab Sentence Starters

"This castle is in unacceptable condition" "You really smell like dog buns" "Put you in my oven!" "It's gross!" "Yes of course, just a harmless prank... for laughs" "Common let's move it" "Brother stop that!" "We hate you" "Only one!" "Awake! Avast, hold tight your buns if buns you do hold dear!" "I am reading the wall, they are wall words" "I no longer need this map, I have unfailable  recall" "This is wrong! The map lied to me! It doesn't want me to find the exit!" " ____ how do you taste?" "Mild or spicy!!" "Make them fast servile" "I am sorry" "Make pies slave" "My vital juices!" "The hidden door!" "My vital essence, depleted" "That'll do slave" "What is that?" "You must head my instructions" "I am not grease" "I am next in line to the throne" "If anyone needs me I'll be taking a nap" "Clean this place up or dungeon" *Screams* "I will determine what is early and what is late" "I don't know where food comes from" "That is why I am royal and you are servile" "Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!" "Me too. I'm exited too" "Who's this rigamarole?" "Pardons for all!" "It's all your fault!" "We warned you! We warned you about us!" "Eat on it!" "You've enjoyed sitting on your chair?" "What would you like to do now?" "No he wants to dance!" "Dearest brother I really think ____ would rather go to bed!" "I'll fetch our son a sleeping bonnet.... beautiful"

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Legally Blonde Starters

“I’m not sure it’s going to happen tonight...”

“It’s not like she’s going to FedEx a 6 karat diamond!”

“I don’t understand why you’re completely disregarding your signature colour!”

“There’s nothing I like more than a dumb blonde with daddy’s plastic.”

“This is it… In a few hours I’ll be the future Mrs. (his forename)(his surname)”

“Wow… you look so beautiful/handsome.”

“One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future.”

“Law school is a completely different world.”

“I mean… my family expects a lot from me.. I expect a lot from me.”

“I think we should break up.”

“You’re breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing!”

“It’s not like I have a choice here sweetheart! ”

“How can it be the right thing when we’re not together. ”

“(Petname), just get in the car.”

“This is what I need to become… A law student!”

“Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly and serious.”

“Oh my god… what are you doing?”

“You passed (class) because you gave Professor (Surname) a lap dance after the final.”

“I totally forgot you go here.”

“The seat you have picked will be yours for the next 9 months of your life.”

“Those of you in the front row… beware. ”

“The law is reason free from passion.”

“I recommend knowing before speaking.”

“The law leaves much room for interpretation, but very little for self doubt.”

“Actually, I wasn’t aware that we had an assignment.”

“No biggie… you’re here now.”

“I met someone else… move out.”

“She’s not completely unfortunate looking.”

“I love him.”

“Steal the bastard back.”

“Let the bloodbath begin.”

“Let’s commence with our usual torture.”

“I’d pick the dangerous one, because I’m not afraid of a challenge.”

“The answer is no.”

“The english language is all about subliminal domination.”

“Don’t you look like a walking felony.”

“You’re not smart enough, sweetie.”

“Is she carrying books?”

“And what type of evidentiary support does this claim require?”

“You shut your big mouth. I’m doing all the talking.”

“Without this man’s sperm, the child in question wouldn’t exist.”

“Now you’re thinking like a lawyer.”

“Bend and snap! ”

“At least one of you has a brain.”

“I can’t give it to you.”

“This is a murder trial not some scandal!”

“You’re really being a butt head”

“You need to have a little more faith in people, you might be surprised.”

“I can’t believe you just called me a butthead”

“She did say that they humped like gorillas”

“Being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing.”

“Sorry for what? For breaking my heart or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and then just taking it away?!”

“I’ve already spent too many hours crying over you.”

“I’m a man who knows what he wants.”

“Which he made clear tonight when he tried to feel me up!”

“No more trying to be something that I’m just not.”

“All people see when they look at me is (colour) hair and big boobs.”

“If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life… you’re not the girl I thought you were.”

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Juno Sentence Starters

❝It started with a chair.❞ ❝Jeez, (name) Shut your frickin gob, okay?❞ ❝This is the most magnificent discarded (Object) I’ve ever seen.❞ ❝Your eggo is preggo.❞ ❝Silence old man/woman!❞ ❝I just drank my weight in (Drink)!❞ ❝Don’t think it’s yours just cause you marked it with your urine!❞ ❝That little pink plus sign is so unholy❞ ❝That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet ❝I’m pregnant❞ ❝Only the one in my pants ;)❞ ❝How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? ❞ ❝You love him/her?!❞ ❝Your shorts are like… especially gold today❞ ❝When I see them all running like that with their things bouncing around in their shorts I always picture them naked… even If I don’t want to. All I see is pork swords. ❞ ❝So guess what?…I’m pregnant.❞ ❝Pregnancy can often lead to an infant.❞ ❝Like (name), who incidentally is into teachers. ❞ ❝There’s nothing like experimenting. ❞ ❝You copy my work every week❞ ❝I don’t take orders. Not from you, and not from any man/woman. ❞ ❝I need an abortion. ❞ ❝This (gift) stings even worse than your abandonment❞ ❝Did you by any chance barf in my urn/(other belonging)?❞ ❝I am a kraken from the sea!!❞ ❝Your baby probably has a beating heart you know! It can feel pain… and it has fingernails!❞ ❝They make his junk smell like pie❞ ❝S/he was just babbling away about her/his boyfriends pie balls!❞ ❝I was thinking I could have this baby and then give it to someone that totally needs it!❞ ❝I’m not asking for anything... except for maybe mercy. ❞ ❝It would be friggin sweet if no one hit me❞ ❝I’m not ready to be a mom/dad.❞ ❝I think kids get bored and they have intercourse.❞ ❝Being pregnant makes me pee like sea biscuit. ❞ ❝I’m going to stop wearing underpants and raise my sperm count❞ ❝(name) You’s a dick… I love it!❞ ❝I don’t like (name) S/he smells like soup. ❞ ❝Are you jealous? I thought you didn’t care what s/he did.❞ ❝You’re mad… why are you mad?❞ ❝I doubt s/he gave you the stink eye, that’s just her/his face. ❞ ❝You’d be the meanest wife/husband ever!❞ ❝I’m a planet!!❞ ❝Dances are for nerds and squares❞ ❝Your shirt is stupid❞ ❝I need to know that it’s possible that two people can stay happy together, forever. ❞ ❝Did you put like 100 things of tic tacs in my mailbox?❞ ❝I… uh, I think I’m in love with you?❞ ❝My heart starts pounding every time I see you. ❞ ❝Can we make out now?❞ ❝Either I just peed my pants or….❞ ❝Doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people scream❞

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S2) Part 4

"There's no way the new kids abs are cut like mine!"

"Now I know why my mom spends so much time doing laundry..."

"It's like my brain hates my vagina."

"If I'm gonna die a virgin, I better be a smart one."

"What did you do last night? Because I definitely didn't visit myself."

"I have a thing for presidents."

"I slept in the props box. This is my home now."

"She explains things to me... things I hate but..."

"I'm the zero."

"I love me a good crymax."

"No dentist recommends that!"

"Nice tat bro jangles."

"Imma dictionary that and get back to ya."

"Meet my dingo friend (name)."

"I need a mojo photo for my diddle bank!"

"Everything? That seems worrisome."

"How does he know I've never been to Korea! We're not even Facebook friends!"

"You don't even go here college trash!"

"It means he's hit the fresh meat stage!"

"I haven't slept in two days because I've been online stalking (name)!"

"There's a small young man with a tacky bowtie who won't leave my office."

"Am I encouraging bullying?"

"He was convinced you were running an underground fight club... unless you are. Then I wanna join."

"He's an interesting guy... kind of intense."

"I need to delete all my social accounts before (name) kidnaps my mom and human traffics her!"

"Wrong natural disaster, (name)"

"When all else fails, look to above. Astrology."

"Oh yeah? It fuels my hate fire."

"'Natural disasters get me turned on."

"Ease up on the tickle punches bro."

"Siri if you can turn on during my first gyno appointment you can turn on now!"

"Great Scott I did it!"

"I used to have nightmares about knife stranger man... that's why I can only use spoons."

"My horoscope was right!"

"I don't wanna poke Mr. (name) on Facebook, I wanna poke him in his butt book."

"They can never force me to put the lotion on my skin."

"He can just do it in person! Or IN my person!"

"Who you snapping at turtle?"

"Dude. That's a really weird Australian joke."

"I'm gonna go all yellow pages on her ass! Find her address, befriend her mother!"

"I'm gonna swap out her bed spread to really mess her up- MENTALLY!"

"A screwdriver isn't only (names) moms favourite drink."

"Guess you don't need these keys that I stole from Mr. (names) pretty tight khakis."

"I've literally never seen a newspaper."

"I thought I'd never get to catch a bulbasaur."

"Now if you'll excuse me but I need to delete myself from the interweb."

"Maybe she was drugged. It wasn't the first time."

"It smells like farts out here!"

"I don't want anything to do with the French! That's where the plague started!"

"They're culture is so sexually forward! Do you remember the candlestick from beauty and the beast? He was kind of rapey."

"Ok. I'm leaving because of your racial profiling. But to be fair, that candlestick did come off waaaay too strong."

"B-but the French created mimes! The scariest types of clowns!"

"See, you had me at Model, then lost me at UN."

"That was so moving - so moving me right outta here."

"I don't wanna get laid in that hot box!"

"Boom! Patriotism!"

"Is he reverse psychologing me?"

"Even if your country is full of fat devils."

"She would take a germ for me any day."

"(name) why do you look like a trashed scrunchie?"

"Why are you dressed like a hobo elf?"

"Maybe I'm concussed.... whatever. I'm gonna sleep great tonight."

"Belly button rings haven't been a thing since Buffy."

"Barber shop, you need to calm down."

"She smells as strange as she is."

"This is the nicest thing a boy has ever done for me! Well, other then when my dad bought me a humidifier."

"Oh my God, a genuine thank you from (name), what a good day!"

"I got scoops with my mom the day she told me she smoked when she was pregnant."

"Friends?! More like no ends in sight! Cause we'll be friends for the rest of eternity..."

"No threesome?"

"Bitch, you better not!"

"No no no, I don't care."

"I'm much more a foursome kind of gal."

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S2) Part 3

"I'm sorry... what?"

"Maybe you should you know, start thinking about her, and not your sister?"

"Uh ok I'm just trying to get caught up here... you sent a photo to your sister of...? *dick* Jesus man."

"After all this I'm just gonna go douse my eyes in gasoline..."

"Heh. Busted."

"No no no... I did this for you young lady."

"I know that we like to pretend we aren't, but we're actually related."

"I just... that's your sister man. Related!"

"Brb. Gotta go shower forever."

"Are you watching me sleep again?"

"She's your dream catcher, and I eat your nightmares."

"I need all the nightmare eaters I can get."

"The mental images are starting to blind me."

"Get him out of your spank bank. You need to diddle your own fiddle."

"I force myself into a lot of places."

*mouth full of cheezies* "Don't judge me! I just got broken up with!"

"I'll never gone."

"All that O talk got me revved up!"

"Mine sounds like a bumble bee."

"Yeah my stupid mom won't let me drive because I keep hitting mailboxes."

*awkward bromance conversation and fist bumps*

"Alright, well that's pretty gross but congratulations non-the less."

"It is so packed I think somebody rubbed up against my butt cheek!"

*gasps* "Not your butt cheek!"

"You know, nibbly in his jibbilies?"

"Alright! You need to take your climax prep seriously!"

"Where do you keep getting all those cheese puffs?"

"Everyone does it! Even our moms!"

"You better wash your hands and get to work."

"Your like my white noise, but crazy."

"Lets go stretch in his eyeline."

*rips shirt off* "I've still got it."

"These better be new. For obvious sanitary reasons."

"You low budget bimbo! You used these with brother!"

"I'm pretty sure that means come back. And get on your back."

"If your gonna be anal about my beads."

*playing with dildo* "This would be cool to stir cake batter with."

"Is your hair blue everywhere?"

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S2) Part 2

"Can't you see I'm on vaccay? Where do you think I got this sand from?"

"Now listen up virgins!"

"It's like the swatch. I'm over it."

"Yeah! His penmanship is the pits!"

"Either my brain is wired one way, or that man is coming on too me."

"Its like a baby swearing; wrong, but hilarious."

"Ew (name) not with a teacher!"

"He probably had Bunsen burner in his eye!"

"Listen troll, I refuse to doubt my gaydar."

"He wants allll of my cookies."

"Oh my god! No! In all the ways!"

"Word to your mum!"

"That's a cd, that's a phone, and I'm offended."

"I think I moved in with my Aunt."

"No, that was a lamp next to a suitcase."

*in unison* "I wanna touch it."

"Ok. Well, this has been confusing."

"Ok; he held the door open for me with his right hand. Piercing your right ear means your gay. Oh! He's gay! He's so into me!"

"It smells like time with my mom."

"She's probably writing notes right now to the new children in our basement."

"Omg! Who would send a pic from that angle!"

"It looks like that from every angle!"

"Oh get it away!"

"The most indecent thing I've ever seen in my life is the neck of a turkey!"

"Is this his best one?!"

"You betrayed me!!" *tries to choke*

"Lookie here maniac!"

"I have a couple of questions of my own for my brother dearest."

*sings* "Allll right!" *spins away into door*

"Invasion of privacy (name drawn out)!!"

"Ow! (Name) my perfectly chiseled face what the frick!"

"Whoa! You've been hitting a lot of people today! I like mean (name)"

"Oh god! She's getting emotional again do you see this?"

"I think we all want to know...??"

"Hi! I am also curious."

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S2)

"You can swap spit on your own time!"

"You know what my nightmare is? You. As a student."

"(Name) Did you pop a hymroid?"

"Nope nope! My pay check does not include this!"

"Chemical? Is it airborne?"

"Whammo! I'll suck their spit into my throat whole."

"Please be sure to not cover the camera lens in what I can only hope is hair gel."

"Now lets explore that tampon tunnel."

"Whoa! Nah lady I gotta shred!"

"I really don't want a broken femur."

"I know you get it! You're wearing a polo."

"Privates are called privates for a reason."

"Your natural odour is probably soup."

"Tampons! Loosen your goosen!"

"My feelings! You're hurting them!"

"Pfft, nah you're fine. Right?"

"Does your breath smell like nerd cheese? You know, nerd kryptonite?"

"Please uncuff me from her before she cries! I'm this close to fisting a wood chipper!"

"I just remembered that I gotta go tinkle with the guys!"

"I'm so sorry about what's going to happen."

"I'm going to tell you, it's been a long day. I'm really excited for this."

"(Name) Always comes here to fart. The acoustics."

"They cannot get enough of my wisdom! Mama needs a break."

"What? Are you going to shove a fougalhorn up my butt now?"

"What are you doing in my fartattorium, letting that boy play your mouth flute!"

"Maybe your the guru? I want whatever kool aid your drinking."

"I'm blocked up like yogi. I gotta stop putting hot sauce on my churro bro."

"And have her sob all over my letterman?"

"It's not her I don't trust! It's the me's."

"Ugh I'm surrounded by hollaback girls."

"You've been dating- I mean related for years!"

"Hey scrub. Get out. Lock the door. Lose my number. And accept the fact that you're probably going to die alone."

"Everywhere I go some freshman fail finds me!"

"That confidence though!"

"He has been constipated though. The bathroom?"

"And (name) is 40% not cheating on you."

"Yeah, I liked it better when she hated herself."

"Uhh my girlfriend says she hates me in her sleep."

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S1) Part 2

"No no no drunk girls are loose!"

"You look like the sun queffed."

"You look like rapunzels bush."

"Thank you for bringing such a passion for genital herpes to my class."

"She drinks my perfume to feel me inside her."

"Your torso looked dry..."

"How am ever going to get out of the sister zone if I never get out of the never bone-dome!"

*gasps* "Oh my god... why do I like this?"

"You can't just run off to college and become the babe Ruth of boners!"

"Paranoid freak jar, we know!"

"He ran away! Strike one!"

"I know I know! I go in the penalty box (name)"

"Ah! Is all this consensual?"

"Hey! You better have pants on this time!"

"Ok. Last time we hung out I got sat on. By a football team."

"I would eat your muffin tops."

"He's going to give us a pounding - and not the kind that I like."

"You said she's gonna skin suit you."

"Oh she gives mad back."

"Please move so that (name) doesn't have to find a way to freaky Friday into your body."

"Lips forward. Both sets."

"Alright people it's incest time!"

"The fact that (teacher) didn't notice (name) under your desk - kind of alarming."

"Relax babe. I got this one from wrapping my bologna pony around my wrist like a watch."

"Some would call that being dead inside - I like to call it care free."

"It's a food journal - I would never keep a diary in the same house as you."

"I tore down the picture of those dudes on your wall - I don't want them watching you sleep. Perverts."

"Some guy in a van gave us a ride!"

"(Name) Get out! Boundaries!"

"His speech pattern gave me anxiety."

"I sprayed window cleaner on (names) pudding."

"You poisoned someone for me?!"

"All I've done is motorboat a frat boy who thinks I'm a tornado."

"Oh was I Dracula sleeping again?"

"She just ran out of the room like I had SARs or something."

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Foursome Sentence Starters (S1)

"My hair is French"

"I'm gonna break out!"

"What do you call these"

"You are not allowed in my room"

"What is my infant sister doing with furry handcuffs?"

"Did you get S&M'd?!"

"What play has furry handcuffs for 12 year olds?!"

"Theatre girls are loose!"

"Got my eyes on you little sister"

"You guys telling scary sex stories again?"

"You feel me up in your sleep"

"I can literally feel the hair follicles release from my head"

"Because the French! Bonjour"

"You're really nosey" *pokes nose* "Boop boop"

"What's wrong with you"

"Uh no, I cannot have sugar for breakfast because that leads to early onset diabetes."

"I was totally drugged wasn't I?"

"I am in the gateway cause I did the drugs!"

"What did you just shove in your mouth?!"

"That better be what it is, so plug it up!" *in reference to period*

"We like to do the scissoring but not for crafts!"

"He's the king of empty threats."

"Cool with the dramatics ____"

"Am I just supposed to go to math?!"

"I can say this is the only time I regretted taking drugs."

"You don't think I know what glue is used for? Lube."

"Who are you lubing?"

"Who are you gluebing?!"

"I think he might be kinda smart."

"I learned that at a bathroom stop once."

"Are those the lesbian brownies?"

"I counted to three I feel better."

"Ah ____ get out!" *covers self like naked, fully clothed*

"I deserve some sweetness."

*gets up after he's already closed the door, very softly* "Noooo....!"

"Wait... Was that as late as it felt?"

"What you may not know is that I'm terrified of miniature horses. Absolutely terrified."

*suddenly appears right in face, speaking in Spanish* "Where is the bathroom my sister?"

"What if he sleep walks and has a wet dream inside of me! Whoops, ____ pregnant!"

"I don't think that's how that works..."

"It's gonna be fun dammit!"

"Uh, well last night... We, I mean I... slipped into your butt."

"Front door! Front doooor only."

"No one wants you here you frickin tampon!"

"Oh wow... tonight's about to get real weird."

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PSA

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Get hard Sentence Starters

"Can you define no problem?"

"You want me to get murdered?"

"Do me in the new house"

"Anything you want is yours"

"My real father never had time for me"

"I thought you loved me forever"

"I just needed a place to regroup"

"My life is ruined"

"Good luck on survival sir"

"Don't leave please"

"Help me to not be someone's bitch"

"I don't even know what the fuck that is"

"This does not make any sense"

"He assumed that!"

"This is nuts"

"He is never going to believe that you went to jail"

"I shouldn't have to say that"

"Let me see your mad dog face"

"Stop! I beg of you!"

"I'm not smiling I'm tense and agitated"

"I want you to go over there and fight one of them"

"They would break my spine!"

"I want you to go over there and punch that big dude in the mouth"

"You fuck your mother with that dick?"

"Oh please don't hurt my body"

"You gotta step carefully"

"Lets just hold hands"

"I wasn't dirty when you was up in it"

"Fear of dick sucking will give a man strength"

"I'm gonna tear you a new ass"

"I'm gonna punch you in the fuck"

"You're gonna be my grand bitch"

"Merry Dickmas Santa Cock"

"I don't wanna know"

"The key to surviving is to not freak out"

"It's just a shiv"

"Don't freak out"

"I don't wanna look at it anymore"

"And don't leave out any details"

"Will you stop?"

"What's your life worth to you?"

"That's your only chance of survival"

"That literally just happened"

"Your the best boyfriend I've never had"

"You gotta be the dumbest genius ever"

"You are living the dream my friend"

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Charlie the Unicorn: 1-3 Starters

Charlie the Unicorn 1 (Link)

“Hey____, Hey_____ wake up.”

You silly sleepy head… wake up”

“This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the (place) on fire?”

“We found a map!"

“Please stop bouncing on me.”

“Enough with the singing already!”

“Oh god, what is that?”

“Shun the non-believer!”

“It/He/She/Name did say anything!”

“Seriously guys, we shouldn’t be on this thing.”

*repeats name over and over*

“We’re on a bridge (Name)”

“I’m gonna stay out here.”

“Alright fine! I’ll go inside the freaking (place/Location)”

“What’s going on here?!”

“They tok my freakin’ kidney!"

Charlie the Unicorn 2 (Link)

“Look over there!”

“Oh look, It’s you guys.”

“Go away, I’m watching TV”

“The Vortex has been opened!”

“You guys are freaking me out.”

“I have the amulet!"

“Now go away! I’m sick of the horrible things that happen when you two are around."

“Nooo Darkness!”

“What are you two doing?"

“Stop that.”

“What did you two do?"

“It’s the Choo Choo Shoe!”

“I’ll just walk.”

“Who is that?”

“You guys see it right?”

“I’m getting creeped out here, somebody say something.”

“Put a banana in your ear!”

“I’d rather keep my ear clear.”

“You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.”

“Oh of course, he/she/it burst into flames.”

“(Name) You’re the banana king!"

“That doesn’t even make sense”

“Where did you go?”

“Okay, that’s a sprain.”

“Great! They robbed me!"

Charlie the Unicorn 3 (Link)

“Hello? Is someone there?”

“What! What do you want?”

“Give me a heart attack, that’s fine.”

“That was the scariest thing i’ve ever seen.”

“Grab onto our/my tongue(s)”

“This looks exactly the same!”

“We gotta be sneaky, sneaky (name), we gotta be sneaky”

“EVASIVE MANUVERS!”

“You have a bad connection!”

“Time to go down below, into the liquid abyss”

“This is where we’ve hidden the snowman”

“I can’t breath underwater!”

“I’m not even going to ask how I’m still alive."

“I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.”

“You’re like a constant downer, huh?”

“The door is everything!”

“The door controls time and space, love and death."

“The door can see into your mind, The door can see into your soul!”

“Oh my god! It’s a (Animal)”

“It’s gonna kill us!"

“But _____ they care about you!”

“I can’t tell if you’re adorable or creepy.”

“Probably gonna go with creepy.”

“(Name) really loves you!”

“Please stop singing to me.”

“I can’t wait.”

“I wanna be with you forever!!”

“Oh there goes everyone exploding.”

“Oh sleeping gas of course, why did I expect any different?”

“Where am I?"

“Oh look, it’s my kidney."

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‘Sleeping With Other People’ Sentence Starters (Some Nsfw )

❝You’re a virgin?❞ ❝Solve my problems with your penis.❞ ❝We gotta just be friends.❞ ❝That is the mature, responsible thing to do .❞ ❝We could come up with a safe word.❞ ❝That’s a yes.❞ ❝Do that to me.❞ ❝That is not a thing.❞ ❝Now I feel like you’re just trying to find problems.❞ ❝It needs to be more violent.❞ ❝Have you texted Voldemort?.❞ ❝Sometimes I dress up in lingerie just to feel something.❞ ❝I miss your cock in my mouth.❞ ❝I miss the way you feel on top of me.❞ ❝I miss making you cum.❞ ❝Since when are you a pornstar with killer grammar?❞ ❝You’re a completely different guy with me than you are with other ladies.❞ ❝I don’t think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.❞ ❝He looked so normal.❞ ❝Great, I’m a guilty Slut.❞ ❝Are you saying I’m crack cocaine?❞ ❝You’re funny, you’re sexy, you’re cool.❞ ❝At least respond so I know you’re alive and okay?❞ ❝Fuck me, then ignore me. Nice one [Name].❞ ❝You actively stalked someone today.❞ ❝Your perception of normal might be a little bit skewed.❞ ❝You unleashed her Khaleesi.❞ ❝Wait… you mean like Game of Thrones?❞ ❝Is this story going to end with you doing something super racist?❞ ❝You’re so strong.❞ ❝I’m so proud.❞ ❝Can I finish my story please?!❞ ❝That was awesome, Oh my god.❞ ❝Don’t take it personally, I don’t orgasm during sex much.❞ ❝That has never happened to me before.❞ ❝Meet you out front by our minivan.❞ ❝Just move the carseat, then there will be plenty of room.❞ ❝You haven’t had an orgasm in a year?!❞ ❝Not even when you masturbate?❞ ❝[Name], you have got to be kidding me.❞ ❝I’m going to teach you how to finger yourself today.❞ ❝The trick is to be a little rude to the clitoris.❞ ❝My wife is prone to panic attacks.❞ ❝Baby just breath.❞ ❝Thank you for your concern superman… fly away!❞ ❝That’s the second time you’ve called me baby.❞ ❝Do you wanna talk about it?❞ ❝We’re not a couple but we act like one.❞ ❝Are you guys high?❞ ❝Don’t have a baby.❞ ❝There's a little bit of a meltdown, so it’s a little bit of a crisis, so glad you’re here.❞