prepare to be whelmed

i'm alex and i contain no artificial flavors

[outropeace]

positive things…

[waitingforthatday-deactivated20]

[bluudhaven]

YOUNG JUSTICE SEASON 3 IS IN PRODUCTION 

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[wickedclothes]

psa: plan b can now be purchased on amazon here

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[byjove]

- The back room of an antique store. - Old houses at night with all the lights on. - School after all the kids leave.

[pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181]

- Deep pine forests - Attics/Basements - Bus Terminals at 3am

[wallacerudolphs]

Jefferson, wearing a goddamn purple velvet suit and twirling a fucking gold pimp cane: Hamilton smells like new money and dresses like fake royalty

[ultrafacts]

[ultrafacts]

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[ask-midnight-whisper]

bill gates, a real life hero

[reblogger-ocelot-deactivated202]

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

[ignisgayentia]

civil war + onion headlines

[elysedc]

The ultimate dad joke compilation

[daytimeblogger]

what a country

[neoamericana]

Dads.

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[wallacerudolphs]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Bernie Sanders lost hardcore in the New York primary, costing him a generous lead in the election and a chance of changing the face of the White House. Hillary's win was called far too early as over 50% of New York precincts hadn't even finished counting their votes yet. Over 150,000 voters in Brooklyn, alone, were not able to pledge votes because of voter fraud, and some polling locations opened two hours late and were turning people away even then. The affidavits were not counted or even remotely taken into account, and just like Arizona, Hillary swept the vote with numbers not even remotely congruent with Gallup polls and voter surveys. And since she's the establishment, zero scrutinizing will take place, voter fraud will continuously dominate this election, and the lemmings that vote for her will inevitably buy into the establishment time and time again.

[wallacerudolphs]

Obi Wan: hey there shit lord

Obi Wan: I meant sith lord. Stupid autocorrect

Darth Vader: this is a verbal conversation

[wallacerudolphs]

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

[sixpenceee]

Last veteran of his WWII battle group marching alone in Memorial Day Parade.

[thismighthurt]

Siren School by Isabella Rotman. Buy the comic.