“Insolent Primitive”

Ash- actually 24 I really only shitpost about my fixations so if you’re into that this is the place for you I guess

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“I want to give my comfort character a hug” boo fucking hoo I want to punch the shit out of my comfort character and curbstomp on them before promptly sucking face

[barizk]

WIP? I don't know if I'll finish this, since it's supposed to last 20-30 seconds, which is a bit much for me, considering I spent the whole day doing these 6 seconds

I also stopped liking the old designs that I made for Tensimm before, and I was too lazy to draw them again, so I made their designs on the fly…

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YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

[fanonical]

remember when the end of the third series of new who had canon petplay between the doctor and the master

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Genuinely believe that’s what fucked me up

[oakdownrot]

Type of shit koschei was on when theta left gallifrey

[how-masterful]

The last time doctor who went off the air they gave us a shitty video game where the most recent incarnation of the master tormented us and went from a hot brown haired theatre kid to an even hotter grey haired drama queen... Sacha Dhawan your future is so bright

[ur-local-garden-cryptid]

THEY NEED TO BRING MY MAN BACK!

HE’S STILL STUCK IN THAT GOLD TOOTH

[wallapology]

I’d like to note the frame on the right is from when The Master’s talking about how he got a toybox from the toymaker, and his “it doesn’t belong to the toymaker anymore” implies he either beat him for it or killed him. Boy oh boy did the Toymaker one up him and then some

[ghostandthebanshees]

this fanfic shit is easy

[ash-willow]

what the hell do they put in thoschei why is it so mentally affecting

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Emotional intimacy issues

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I would strike Koschei Oakdown out on three pitches. Slider outside. He feels like he’s drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course the chaser’s chasing it. The Cybermasters sucked kill yourself again. And bang 77 years stranded inside corner. Youre out. You were was always out. You’ve been out since the day you were loomed

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

Memory problems are EVIL cos someone irl finally let me hyperfixate about The Master and I blanked on ROGER DELGADO

???????

THIS HAS BEEN MY PERSONALITY FOR OVER TEN YEARS 😭

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If it makes you feel better I had a powerpoint night with my friends and made it a doctor who powerpoint I could only write and present while stoned. I think that text post about The Doctor going to live with that commune of squirrels was so apt I made it part of my presentation. One of my two friends who had seen doctor who was on video call and they stopped to ask me “… Are squirrels humans?” And I realized I was going too ham with the metaphor and had to dial it back

Apparently “why is he looking at that blonde squirrel like that” is in my friends’ lexicon

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Also one slide was just me smash or passing all of the masters and for the goo snake one I said “not a person” and one non-whovian friend went “… What? Not a person?” And I was like “well he was like a snake—“ and my one friend (different one) who’s seen the audiobooks shouted “OH MY GOD, THE GOO SNAKE???” And I nod and say “YEAH THE GOO SNAKE”

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

Memory problems are EVIL cos someone irl finally let me hyperfixate about The Master and I blanked on ROGER DELGADO

???????

THIS HAS BEEN MY PERSONALITY FOR OVER TEN YEARS 😭

[wallapology]

If it makes you feel better I had a powerpoint night with my friends and made it a doctor who powerpoint I could only write and present while stoned. I think that text post about The Doctor going to live with that commune of squirrels was so apt I made it part of my presentation. One of my two friends who had seen doctor who was on video call and they stopped to ask me “… Are squirrels humans?” And I realized I was going too ham with the metaphor and had to dial it back

Apparently “why is he looking at that blonde squirrel like that” is in my friends’ lexicon

[persephoning]

It would really be a privilege to be massacred by Missy, let's be real.

[faggyangels]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Reich!Master playing with Brennan like he would’ve with Yaz if they were given more screen time. That’s it. That’s the post

[dykklangelo]

Maybe it’s my childhood church exposure talking here but it probably means Something that The Master was resurrected and became blonde Lazarus style.

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Hilarious to me that The Master wakes up in a half-deformed body and goes “Oh fuck, people are gonna recognize me” and goes out of his way to go to a department store to shoplift some box dye and bleach his hair. I hope he had to read the instructions, said “These stupid humans can’t mix developer right”, and had trouble getting at the back of his neck at the store in question and that’s why his roots are all blotchy. I hope he struggled with it and burned his scalp. I hope people asked him if he was trying to be Slim Shady more than once

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Alternatively (or not), an emo teen goes to have a mental breakdown in the bathroom and, unfortunately, is interrupted by a rambling skrungly dude cursing at himself. their overwhelming apathy begins to be replaced with genuine concern; upon coming out to ask if he’s okay, they see the travesty going on in front of them, and almost on impulse say “CHRIST, let me do it” before listening to them ramble about Drums and Doctors like a disgruntled hairdresser

He decides not to kill them. It’d be too awkward to take care of the body

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

original post

I started drawing this when I saw the first two parts, then every time I checked the post it just had more and I was trapped in this loop. Which is only my fault.

[dykklangelo]

Maybe it’s my childhood church exposure talking here but it probably means Something that The Master was resurrected and became blonde Lazarus style.

[wallapology]

Hilarious to me that The Master wakes up in a half-deformed body and goes “Oh fuck, people are gonna recognize me” and goes out of his way to go to a department store to shoplift some box dye and bleach his hair. I hope he had to read the instructions, said “These stupid humans can’t mix developer right”, and had trouble getting at the back of his neck at the store in question and that’s why his roots are all blotchy. I hope he struggled with it and burned his scalp. I hope people asked him if he was trying to be Slim Shady more than once

[how-masterful]

The last time doctor who went off the air they gave us a shitty video game where the most recent incarnation of the master tormented us and went from a hot brown haired theatre kid to an even hotter grey haired drama queen... Sacha Dhawan your future is so bright