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[m4g0hun]

deltarune chapter 5 doodles go!!!

[ballgame]

I don't think I've seen this shared here yet (newsletter excerpt for context ↓)

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

alright but we can at least bring the Floradinns back with us right

asgore doesn't need his weed stash that badly right now does he

[gieoki]

thank you!

[just-sans-things]

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

[blinguie]

blossoming love between a friendling girl and a kikky girl...

[hershielikesfish]

master your speech and thought bubbles are mixed up...

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[jae-is-drawing]

You're an angel, I'm a dog...

(the gallifreyan translates to 'you are not alone' :>) (also still at the end of season 6 so no spoilers)

[cornkcob]

lesbian .. tensimm.....

[quietwingsinthesky]

no wait even fucking funnier okay au where they are NOT siblings. BUT. when martha asks that question in sound of the drums, the doctor (caught off-guard, doesn’t actually want to talk about what the real deal is between him & the master) says “uhhhhh YES. he is in fact my evil brother.” and now he has to stick to that lie the entire time. the master does not call him out on this because he thinks it’s hilarious that the doctor keeps going, “please…. brother. i know this isn’t you, it’s the noise in your head.” (<- clearly uncomfortable saying that because he’s had his tongue in the master’s mouth before)

[quietwingsinthesky]

all year on the valiant the master is having gay sex with that old man so loud that everyone onboard can hear it and they are just horrified. what levels of depravity will the master stoop to. his own brother??? the doctor is having the worst year of his life and it’s not because of the murder robots. it’s because the master will not let him come clean about this lie ever. he dug this hole! he has to lie in it!

[quietwingsinthesky]

THE TINKER BELL FINALE HAPPENS AND THEN THE DOCTOR HAS HIS GAY MOMENTS WITH THE MASTER AND NOW EVERYONE IS EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE OKAY. WAS THE DOCTOR IN ON THE INCEST THING? SHOULD THEY BE LOOKING AWAY? (<- the doctor forgot about the whole thing because the master just fucking died in front of him and is Not keeping up the ruse) (<- martha leaves the tardis and is like :/ sorry about… your brother… i guess. and the doctor just blanches as he remembers that he absolutely started kissing the master’s dead body before it went cold in front of everyone during his Moment Of Grief and oh my GOD MARTHA THINKS THAT HE WAS FUCKING HIS OWN BROTHER. ALL BECAUSE HE LIED-)

[quietwingsinthesky]

he thinks he’s escaped this in end of time because oky thank god no one is here who was witness to Any Of That and then the master straps him and wilf down to bondage chairs and the first words out of his mouth are “doctor <3 my brother <3” [Live Wilf Reaction Behind Him] the doctor is never going to live this shit down

[m4nsch]

what a distinguished genderfluid time lord person this delgado!master is

[hershielikesfish]

who ordered more tensimm vampire au doodles (me i did)

[hershielikesfish]

uh tensimm smth smth vampires smth

anyway quick doodle cuz i cant stop listening to im not a vampire n thinking abt tensimm

[axei]

something something the doctor calling himself the doctor because it's a symbol and a promise, to never kill, to never be cruel or cowardly, to heal, to protect. And the master, with an ailment that thrums to the sound of his hearts, who the doctor can never heal, whom he must watch die in his arms, whom he must be cruel and cowardly to.

Something something the master calling himself that because he desires control above all else. And the doctor being the one person he can never control. The doctor being impulsivity and chaos and unchainable. Then the master dies in his arms because dying is better than losing control to the doctor. Because dying is the only way to control the doctor,

The self proclaimed "Doctor" who watches his best and longest friend die in his arms because he's the one man he can't heal. And the self proclaimed "Master" who dies being held by his best and oldest friend, because it's the only way he can maintain any shred of power over him.

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele