Inconsistency.

If you're looking for a laugh or something cool, then you've come to the wrong place. Taurus ♉️

[withthealiens]

I’m ok when I’m on drugs

[teathattast]

[ulibeanzz]

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[tastefullyoffensive]

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

scorpio doms: i want love to destroy me. i want to feel the ache. the pain. the transformation. i want my lover to physically crack open my ribcage and hold my beating bloodied heart in their hands. i am theirs and they are mine. we own each other completely. i drown everyday in my feelings for them, i give them everything i have. it’s just the two of us against the world, no one else matters. i’d kill for them if it made them happy and they’d do the same for me. i give them the key to my soul and i tell them to throw it away because i know we’ll be together forever. love is a strange yet peculiar thing, isn’t it?

everyone else:

[slvg]

AHAHAHAH

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

😂😂

[sixpenceee]

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

heck yes

[deadphilosophy]

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

[kj-likes-dogs]

[wallflower53]

My time has come

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[p0dunkpunk]

For those of you who don’t know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.

Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.

There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as “Miss”.

They’ve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)

Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn’t get out when I told him to leave.

About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.

I’d left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.

When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He’d wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.

He’d also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I’m not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)

They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.

I’m fucking crying.

[casanova-lives]

Kindness begets kindness.

[kotas-dump]

Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who’s nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i’ve ever heard. <3

[daily-showerthoughts]

If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream .

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

gratefully accepting your donations to me via paypal

[reality91-deactivated20190416]

Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it

[daily-showerthoughts]

If a philosopher passes a kidney stone, is it a philosophers stone?

[toastbutteregg]

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]