Wallsie™ Championship

The ongoings of the Wallsie Championship. Soon to be a world wide sport.

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Sad News

Sad news for everyone today as we see the departure of two fantastic players -:

The Haj & Skitzy

Both players of international fame and world class skill, members of the double team The Foreigners & The Internationals. Winning over The Douches and The Chairmen in various epic battles on the Wallsie™ pitch. 

They were both famous for their Shuffling techniques and were known in the field as the best at what they do. It makes us sad to hear they are leaving the reading team and joining another elsewhere. Perhaps paying better money or maybe because they need new challenges but over all, it has been an honour and a privilage to play along side two fantastic personalities and player. They will definately leave a big gap and a large pair of shoes for someone else to fill.

You will be sorely missed but perhaps your next team will be up and coming and will meet us on the field of play again some day.

Until then, the Reading Wallsie™ team bid you both a fond fairwell and wish you all the best in your new endeavours.

Tom Cain & Lee Ellams

Chairmen of the Wallsie™ Board

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Wallsie Impossible shot performed!

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The Impossible Shot

Tom Cain has performed the impossible shot. After taking a shot from BEHIND THE WALL.

The face of the game of Wallsie™ has changed forever. In the past any balls played behind the wall line would have got a 'one out' allowing the player to pass the ball to themselves in order to hit the wall.

No more does this rule apply since the wall has been hit from a shot taken from behind the wall line.This shot has so far not been replicated but is tried regularly by the other players.

The shot came from 50 yards behind the wall, was struck with precision, with heavy back spin, the ball curled left and caught the bins corner taking the ball careering towards the wall. An almighty cheer from the other players filled the playing field with a sense of joy and admiration for an acheivement only dreamt of for some players. Tom knew differently. In an interview after the match Tom said 'I can only thank myself for this, someone once said practice makes perfect, and thats so true'. According to Tom he had spent many restless nights on the playing field practising the shot only to have acheived it properly once. On the 8th of June history was made. The chairmen of Wallsie hope to have the shot re-created in other games across the country. But for now the record stands.

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Wallsie Tag™ League Table

27/05/2011 - Friday

Tom & Matt

Lee & Haj

Ryan & Skitz

Bill & Landris

31/05/2011 - Tuesday

Tom & Lee

Matt & Bill

Ryan & Landris

Haj & Skitz

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Mevans

We are pleased to announce the imminent return of Mevans to the sport. We have received sacks full of questions regarding the current champions absence from the game. As many are aware Mevans pulled muscles in his back, he therefore was signed off with injury. He decided to use the time away affectively, checking into rehab in Tasmania to overcome his sex addiction that was recently made public in a a story printed in the Mail on Sunday. In a recent statement, Mevans announced :- 'I have conquered this evil addiction, I have relieved myself and can not wait to get back into training and focus on the upcoming championships.' 

The sport welcomes Mevans back with open arms.    

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Tag Win

Smashing Tag win for Tom and Lee having a 1 on 1 battle tag royale with Ryan and the Haj at the afternoon break!

final score 7-4 to the T and Lee!

I'm sure the Haj and Ryan will be planning a win back for their team, and if they meet again in the future i'm sure it will be a battle to remember.

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Wallsie T-Shirts

Just as a small update, we are thinking of getting some embroidered Wallsie T-shirts for the team.

So watch this space.

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The Trailer is coming

hi Everyone,

I would like to let everyone know that we are making a Wallsie™ video trailer. This will be released on tumblr.com initially, and then on a Wallsie™ Youtube channel which we will create once we get the chance to film an official game. 

But the trailer is being made by Skitzy + Cain (Video and Special effects dudes) with pictures crafted and created by the wonderful workings of Lee Ellams's hands.

as an added bonus we will defo be filming one in the short future, so keep your eyes peeled.

We are all very excited to see the results.

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Skitzman Joins the Ranks!

Just a quick note to say that Skitzy has joined the Wallsie™ ranks and has won his 2nd game.

We will be placing him on the official Individual scoreboard once Lee get's it together and makes one.

Glad to have you on board Skitz.

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DIW Rules part 1

Any ball hitting another player from a kick mean player hit is out.

Both balls are played simultaneously

once a player is out on one ball he/she jumps behind queue on other ball, requiring all players to go out twice to be officially out completely.

The only player never to swap is the winner of the whole game

If their is a winner of the first ball, the winner must swap to the 2nd ball by joining the queue.

****Under construction****

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Double Indi Wallsie™

So the Double Indi Wallsie™ or DIW prenounced (Dee-oww) experimentation period has begun.

This involves 2 separate Indi games with a ball each (distinct from each other) and two separate teams playing on the same Wallsie™ pitch.

So far the rules are being developed but we have said that if either ball is kicked from any player and hits another player the 'hit' player it out.

Also normal Indi rules apply with each game. The cross rules are up with the council for discussion, will post again when we know more.

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I loves that Wallsie

Lord Sutler-Cain 1781

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The Big Willy B smash

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the wallsie ball currently in use.

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I've never seen a game as intense as this. The aggression of football and the finese of dancing. What a powerful new sport.

The Tomes

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The French Tickler

The French Tickler

The French tickler is the perfect move in response to the Cheltenham Chip, again this can only be performed on specialist pitches. The French Tickler is possibly the hardest of all wallsie techniques and only very rarely happens. To perform a French Tickler you must hit the ball from the post Cheltenham Chip zone so that it hits a legitimate playing surface on the wallsie pitch, but in such a way that the ball bounces directly back into the Cheltenham Zone.

'Mankind has learnt to both love and fear the French Tickler!'

Monk Lee IV - 1904

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The Cheltenham Chip

The Cheltenham Chip This can only be preformed on a particular style of pitch. One that offers a distinct obstacle between the ball and wall when the ball is played into a certain area. In our case the ball can be played off the wall over the grundons, a smaller wall and some bushes, meaning the following person has a more difficult next shot. The act of chipping the ball into this area is known as the Cheltenham chip. 'You can take the man out of Cheltenham, but you cant take the Cheltenham chip out of Wallsie!' - Monk Lee - 1642