You're fired

Shut the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride

[featured-the-creature]

Last updated: May 26nd 2026

DNI: Transphobes, Biphobes, Homophobes, bigots, pervs, racists, pedøphiles, zøøphiles, spam accounts, notes games, ask games, asks for donations, asking if I want commissions

Matching blog themes with @howardisawkwardlyexisting

Credits for the Header: Elevator hitch by Studio investigrave

Intro

╰┈➤ About me

My name is Charlie, I'm a minor.

My pronouns are He/Him.

I'm agnostic and not big on religion.

I'm neurodivergent with ADHD

My flags: Gay/MLM, Aromantic/Asexual/Aroace, cupiosexual, transgender, transmasc

╰┈➤ Fandoms

🔴 Not active in 🟡 On and off

🟢 Current fixation 🔵 Hyper fixation

-ˋˏ✄---------------------------------------------------------

Osemanverse 🔴 The owl House 🔴 IT 🔵

Hellaverse 🟢 Zeyn Syre 🔵 Heathers 🟡

Dandy's world 🔴 Deadplate 🟢 Cold front 🟡

Elevator hitch 🟡 Studio investigrave generally 🟢

╰┈➤ Interests/Cores

BL/Manhwa webcomics 🟢 Weirdcore 🟢

Traumacore 🟡 Dreamcore 🟡

╰┈➤ Ships

Reddie - Richie × Eddie • IT

Henpat - Henry × Patrick • IT

Radioapple - Lucifer × Alastor • Hazbin hotel

Huskerdust - Husker × Angel • Hazbin hotel

Radiosilence - Vox × Alastor unrequited • Hazbin hotel

Stolitz - Blitzø × Stolas • Helluva Boss

Fizzmodeus - Fizzarolli × Asmodeus • Helluva Boss

Reflective detective - Rodger × Glisten • Dandy's world

Moonflower - Dandy × Astro • Dandy's world

Rage bait - Shrimpo x Fin • Dandy's world

Rodincent - Rody × Vincent • Deadplate

Kram - Kurt × Ram • Heathers

+ probably more

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╰┈➤ Authors + Book recommendations

Stephen King - IT or Under the dome

Alice Oseman - I was born for this

Rainbow Rowell - Carry on/Simon snow trilogy

Lemony Snicket - A series of unfortunate events

Yoshitoki Ōima - A silent voice

Kazue Kato - Blue exorcist

╰┈➤ Music artists + song recommendations

Alec Benjamin - If I killed someone for you

Melanie Martinez - Mad hatter

ICP - I'ma kill you

Cameron Whitecomb - Quitter

Mitski - Washing machine heart

Mother mother - Hayloft ||

Heathers soundtrack - Blue

Hazbin hotel soundtrack - Sera's confession

╰┈➤ Random things about me

I'm basically fluent in writing Morse code

I'm born on the first day of spring

My favorite season is fall

Halloween supremacy

IT is my favorite book

I have two YouTube channels, ThEpLaStIcWaLmArTbAg (main) and Obsessedovershit (second)

I have two cats and two kittens

╰┈➤ My favorite moot (I play favorites)

@a-chance-of-raine

╰┈➤ IRL besties

@awkwardlyexistinginacorner and @cottenrabbitfur

╰┈➤ My tags

@roselandsrl @bobadila @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @democritis-atomos @mochionthemoon @jannahamma @garden-of-runar @ghosts-starrstuf @oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @cottenrabbitfur @a-chance-of-raine @purple-dinosaur27 @awkwardlyexistinginacorner @finnthephrog @cranberry-branflakes @xleomustdiex

╰┈➤ Vent account

@left-behind-to-rot

╰┈➤ Bonus cat pics

Jellybean (left) and Puma (Right)

Potato (left) and Nyx (Right)

Group pictures /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

[dingbatsy]

Someone requested Vox protecting Box from Alastor. They never stood a chance.

[kyraa-arts]

Because I love them so much P2 of my entry for murdermediaweek2026 Day 6: Partners in crime 🫶🔪

Pls don't mind that Alastor suddenly grew a beard. 🤣 I want to try out different styles and versions of my Hazbin Hotel fanart. Someday, I'll probably settle on one style. 👀 I think it's gonna be more the cartoony look instead of anime 😆

Also, also Alastor persuaded Vincent NOT to shoot both of them, so now they're in prison 😭 but not for long 🤫

[comicallyqueer]

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

tramsgemder bros @featured-the-creature

[featured-the-creature]

GO TO SLEEP???

Why are you awake????

[featured-the-creature]

Ok I have a question

Should I go back to changing my blog theme every month or does like anyone care?

Yes! I love seeing the new themes

Sure why not

I don't really care

No only change every once and I while

No it's pointless no one looks anyway

Results (DON'T CLICK IT'S FOR MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEEMEMEMEME ONLY)

Remaining time: 12 hours 20 minutes

@roselandsrl @bobadila @angel-dust-poisoned @democritus-atom @mochionthemoon @jannahamma @garden-of-runar @ghosts-starrstuf @oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @cottenrabbitfur @a-chance-of-raine @purple-dinosaur27 @howardisawkwardlyexisting @finnthephrog @cranberry-branflakes @xleomustdiex

[bl1nk-gxn3]

TAG GAME !!!

Reblog this post with at least THREE of your pride flags ( however many you want , but at least three ! )

If you don ' t have three then that ' s okay !! Post the ones you do have lolsies ^^

I ' ll go first <3

In order : Genderfloren , Altairian , Celseran , and Empavere !!

BONUS POINTS IF YOU INCLUDE THEIR NAMES AND MEANINGS ( wrote out or linked , completely optional to do ) !!

TAGS ::

@snowy-nights-alone , @starbubble17 , @smoky-salmon , @iliamoriae , @its-yoiichis-story , @xavierobviouslyxd , @asher731 , @lemon-v1ne , and @yanshiho !! + Open tags <3

If you don ' t wanna be tagged please let me know and I ' ll remove you <3

[yanshiho]

guh I DONT KNOW. BUT IM GAY ASF

GENDERFLUID @fawnedupon @yourlocaldumbmutt @y0ur-g0r3-wh0r3 @dig1tal-devil @crushmyprettyheart

[y0ur-g0r3-wh0r3]

Sapphic, genderfluid, and aroace

@tranen-eines-engels @opossum-ina-trashcan @stqrrin @sickly-sugar @jirais-original-sin @jirai-love @purpleace88

[stqrrin]

[x-burnt-out-bitch-x]

He/Him lesbian, Abrosexual, lesbian, polyname

@87leafclover @xxeat-your-heart-outxx @the-star-fox-dances @noleafclover @im-running-out-of-username-ideas @your-local-girl-mouse-thing @honeyteller @keyriingz @zincasmokes

[the-star-fox-dances]

the lesbian, polyamorous, genderqueer, and aroflux flags! there are many poly flags but i like this one because its viewable and not horribly colored! tags under cut

@that-bitch-kat3 @stereosonicanimatronic @fallingstanleypines @atardigradewieldingexcalibur @kingunknowing @mrhuskay @flowersfallingdown @corvid-collector @ilan-is-anxious @87leafclover @xxeat-your-heart-outxx @analogtaxonomist @evtheacecaptain @lachrymose-lyricist @annoyedbreadstick @sharkish-bab @luckystar2twenty2 @noleafclover @the-pineapple-stole-my-husband @fr3ak1shly-purple @fuck-you-jonny @your-local-girl-mouse-thing + of course open tags and anyone i forgot

[fallingstanleypines]

Agender, Demiboy, Gay, Aegosexual, Aegoromatic, Transgender, Nonbinary, Genderqueer

Whoever wants to join can join because I don't know who to tag

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Transmasc and omni/omnirose!! (+ questioning because I’m never happy with my gender identity)

Happy gay month @thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman, @askaboutmymoths and FINALLY: @clownfish-casino + open tags

[featured-the-creature]

Strap in this is gonna be a lot

In order from left to right:

Gay/MLM, Aroace, Aromantic, Asexual, Transgender, Transmasc/male, ADHD and Cupiosexual

@roselandsrl @bobadila @angel-dust-poisoned @democritus-atom @mochionthemoon @jannahamma @garden-of-runar @ghosts-starrstuf @oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @cottenrabbitfur @a-chance-of-raine @purple-dinosaur27 @finnthephrog @cranberry-branflakes @xleomustdiex

[featured-the-creature]

My body hurts 😫

[kokoorok]

Bucket Caine ?

[featured-the-creature]

You can tell when my social battery is draining and my depression starts kicking in by the fact I'm currently worried about how late it's gonna be when I have to do my nightly chores

[featured-the-creature]

I wanna go home and work on my cross stitch :(

[featured-the-creature]

Man I feel like shit rn

[featured-the-creature]

Y'ALL SINCE WHEN WAS IT 1:30 IN THE MORNING.

I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS!?

Ahem anyways here's one of my drawings

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

HEY!

Give me a fandom to theme my blog

Idk which to do

OR should I go back to the Deadplate one

Uuhhh elevatorrrrr hitchhhh

[featured-the-creature]

Alr gimme like 20 minutes tops let me cook

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ITS THE ELEVATOR BROOOSSSS

[featured-the-creature]

Ok it's done 😔

But like as I was doing it I thought it'd be such a cool idea to do matching profiles with someone

Hmo what if one was themed after protag and the other coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Ooougghh that’d be soooo cooolllll :00

[featured-the-creature]

Or secret third option and you do the boss

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmmmehemmehmhmiejeh bnhbjehjnbehnehh enhhbenhhbenjhb I wouldn’t mind doing the protagonist and coworker thing, who’s who tho..

[featured-the-creature]

YOU WANNA BE GAY PEOPLE TOGETHER!???

Who said that.....

Ahem anyways, idrc if you want a specific one that's alright but if not we can flip a coin

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Juhhuuhhhhuhhuh sureeeee

flip a coin, heads is himbo coworker and tails is protagonist

[featured-the-creature]

Ok ok who goes first

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

uhh you first

[featured-the-creature]

It twas tails, so me protag you coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEEAAHHH I was kindaaa hoping for coworker >:)))

[featured-the-creature]

Ngl.... I really wanted protag.....

Anyways reblog when you're done 😔

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Heheheheheh we look sooo cooollll

[featured-the-creature]

Indeed :]

This was low-key so fun

I love indulging with fandoms with friends

THO bc I have you here, I'll inform you more of Jackpot crash course came out

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEESSSSSS I TUINK I SAW SOME LIKE SHORT CLIPS OF ITTTTT HYOED AFFFFF

[featured-the-creature]

OMG I LITERALLY DIED WATCHING IT

Smmmmmokkkkeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(typed phonetically)

Did a playthrough

This is a cut down live stream but I can also send you a live stream if you'd prefer that

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmm I might wanna see the live stream but dunno

[featured-the-creature]

Well then I'll just give you both

SMOKEEBEE PLAYS JACKPOT CRASH COURSE!

I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME DON'T EVEN JOKE WITH ME. It's only chapter one so far (not including the demo I already played which you

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Ah tyyyyyy now I’m probably gonna go soeepyyyy or im gonna regret it in the morninggggg

[featured-the-creature]

Holy fuck when did it get to be 1:30

The drawing is going hard tonight

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

HEY!

Give me a fandom to theme my blog

Idk which to do

OR should I go back to the Deadplate one

Uuhhh elevatorrrrr hitchhhh

[featured-the-creature]

Alr gimme like 20 minutes tops let me cook

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ITS THE ELEVATOR BROOOSSSS

[featured-the-creature]

Ok it's done 😔

But like as I was doing it I thought it'd be such a cool idea to do matching profiles with someone

Hmo what if one was themed after protag and the other coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Ooougghh that’d be soooo cooolllll :00

[featured-the-creature]

Or secret third option and you do the boss

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmmmehemmehmhmiejeh bnhbjehjnbehnehh enhhbenhhbenjhb I wouldn’t mind doing the protagonist and coworker thing, who’s who tho..

[featured-the-creature]

YOU WANNA BE GAY PEOPLE TOGETHER!???

Who said that.....

Ahem anyways, idrc if you want a specific one that's alright but if not we can flip a coin

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Juhhuuhhhhuhhuh sureeeee

flip a coin, heads is himbo coworker and tails is protagonist

[featured-the-creature]

Ok ok who goes first

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

uhh you first

[featured-the-creature]

It twas tails, so me protag you coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEEAAHHH I was kindaaa hoping for coworker >:)))

[featured-the-creature]

Ngl.... I really wanted protag.....

Anyways reblog when you're done 😔

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Heheheheheh we look sooo cooollll

[featured-the-creature]

Indeed :]

This was low-key so fun

I love indulging with fandoms with friends

THO bc I have you here, I'll inform you more of Jackpot crash course came out

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEESSSSSS I TUINK I SAW SOME LIKE SHORT CLIPS OF ITTTTT HYOED AFFFFF

[featured-the-creature]

OMG I LITERALLY DIED WATCHING IT

Smmmmmokkkkeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(typed phonetically)

Did a playthrough

This is a cut down live stream but I can also send you a live stream if you'd prefer that

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmm I might wanna see the live stream but dunno

[featured-the-creature]

Well then I'll just give you both

SMOKEEBEE PLAYS JACKPOT CRASH COURSE!

I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME DON'T EVEN JOKE WITH ME. It's only chapter one so far (not including the demo I already played which you

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

HEY!

Give me a fandom to theme my blog

Idk which to do

OR should I go back to the Deadplate one

Uuhhh elevatorrrrr hitchhhh

[featured-the-creature]

Alr gimme like 20 minutes tops let me cook

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ITS THE ELEVATOR BROOOSSSS

[featured-the-creature]

Ok it's done 😔

But like as I was doing it I thought it'd be such a cool idea to do matching profiles with someone

Hmo what if one was themed after protag and the other coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Ooougghh that’d be soooo cooolllll :00

[featured-the-creature]

Or secret third option and you do the boss

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmmmehemmehmhmiejeh bnhbjehjnbehnehh enhhbenhhbenjhb I wouldn’t mind doing the protagonist and coworker thing, who’s who tho..

[featured-the-creature]

YOU WANNA BE GAY PEOPLE TOGETHER!???

Who said that.....

Ahem anyways, idrc if you want a specific one that's alright but if not we can flip a coin

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Juhhuuhhhhuhhuh sureeeee

flip a coin, heads is himbo coworker and tails is protagonist

[featured-the-creature]

Ok ok who goes first

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

uhh you first

[featured-the-creature]

It twas tails, so me protag you coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEEAAHHH I was kindaaa hoping for coworker >:)))

[featured-the-creature]

Ngl.... I really wanted protag.....

Anyways reblog when you're done 😔

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Heheheheheh we look sooo cooollll

[featured-the-creature]

Indeed :]

This was low-key so fun

I love indulging with fandoms with friends

THO bc I have you here, I'll inform you more of Jackpot crash course came out

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEESSSSSS I TUINK I SAW SOME LIKE SHORT CLIPS OF ITTTTT HYOED AFFFFF

[featured-the-creature]

OMG I LITERALLY DIED WATCHING IT

Smmmmmokkkkeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(typed phonetically)

Did a playthrough

This is a cut down live stream but I can also send you a live stream if you'd prefer that

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

HEY!

Give me a fandom to theme my blog

Idk which to do

OR should I go back to the Deadplate one

Uuhhh elevatorrrrr hitchhhh

[featured-the-creature]

Alr gimme like 20 minutes tops let me cook

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ITS THE ELEVATOR BROOOSSSS

[featured-the-creature]

Ok it's done 😔

But like as I was doing it I thought it'd be such a cool idea to do matching profiles with someone

Hmo what if one was themed after protag and the other coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Ooougghh that’d be soooo cooolllll :00

[featured-the-creature]

Or secret third option and you do the boss

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Mmmmmmehemmehmhmiejeh bnhbjehjnbehnehh enhhbenhhbenjhb I wouldn’t mind doing the protagonist and coworker thing, who’s who tho..

[featured-the-creature]

YOU WANNA BE GAY PEOPLE TOGETHER!???

Who said that.....

Ahem anyways, idrc if you want a specific one that's alright but if not we can flip a coin

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Juhhuuhhhhuhhuh sureeeee

flip a coin, heads is himbo coworker and tails is protagonist

[featured-the-creature]

Ok ok who goes first

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

uhh you first

[featured-the-creature]

It twas tails, so me protag you coworker

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

YEEEAAHHH I was kindaaa hoping for coworker >:)))

[featured-the-creature]

Ngl.... I really wanted protag.....

Anyways reblog when you're done 😔

[howardisawkwardlyexisting]

Heheheheheh we look sooo cooollll

[featured-the-creature]

Indeed :]

This was low-key so fun

I love indulging with fandoms with friends

THO bc I have you here, I'll inform you more of Jackpot crash course came out