time travel sucks

the robots are horny

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

[walmart-unofficial]

Someone should, like, hold my hand, idk, might be nice.

[14brooms]

if you're a demon/ghost who lives under my bed

I wanna hold hands can

can we do that?

(please leave a note before doing so I don't wanna be startled)

[14brooms]

the Jeremy Renner app reviews are a wild ride because you get some odd ones mixed in with serious reviews and you can't always tell which ones are which.

some examples:

I have no idea where this one came from or why it was on the Jeremy Renner app? A little digging says that someone pretending to be Casey Anthony is commenting on posts?

And finally, whatever the FUCK these two are about:

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

?

???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

[egg-water]

this is a real life creepy pasta

[silkirose]

Science side of tumblr please tell me why

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.

[bella-bella-strange]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•. m i s t a k e .•°*.

[harringtonisadingus]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

I never

wanna hear

you say

“I WANT IT THAT WAY”

[kennitto]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[scope-dogg]

Every so often someone just reinvents exploding knees

[joshpeck]

Him.

[joshpeck]

[memory-lane-42-deactivated20211]

[thottielamottie]

[soiton]

[firefox-official]

me: nothing matters. god is dead

also me: made my own font so my (absolutely hilarious) history notes looked like i wrote them

[firefox-official]

some highlights:

[firefox-official]

for those of you who want my font, here is the link! go crazy!!

[walmart-unofficial]

“Felt cute, might commit mass homicide later, idk” - Diana, 2019

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