God’s Court Jester

They/Them | Theodore | 26

[asmira97]

[wintvies]

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

[kosmogrl]

[fairyinthetrees]

phone: *rings*

me: no

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[catchymemes]

[crazysodomite]

are they... you know... *plays a beautiful and complex melody on an imaginary piano*

[konoko]

i don't want to sound like a plant, but sunlight kinda slaps

[manimmichelle]

trying to heal, while trying to grieve, while trying to live, while trying to forgive, while trying to love, while trying to be loved

[yo-its-life]

rain in the background while you’re sleeping>>>>>>

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[peacozy]

studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other

[8pxl]

pixel art stamp concepts!~

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[omtai]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

[anna--ahha]