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Idk man, I'm obsessed with Mass Effect, Avatar(James Cameron's), Fallout and I'm depressed. feel free to send me art requests! I might do em! also, I have a kofi! https://ko-fi.com/adandelionsspite

[a-dandelions-spite]

Alright, pinned post time kiddos!

I officially have a couple fics done/going and I'm kinda proud of them so far. Not to mention I do art, and have a few things planned. SO

Where to find me!

Of course, here on Tumblr! But I also have AO3, and X.

•AO3:

Mass Effect Trilogy/Andromeda:

Of Pyjacks And Krogan:

This is my (will be five, maybe six part) series of stories following my OC Emry's time through the Mass Effect trilogy and during Shepard's death.

I will be drawing different characters, especially OCs, as they're introduced. Explaining what a character looks like only does so much, especially when it's an original character. When I do, they'll be posted here.

There's lots that will be happening in this, lots of OCs that will be added, and lots of story building during the 2 years Shepard is dead that I'm really excited for. (sorry Shep).

This story is mature, there will be smut and there is occasionally a graphic depiction of something. This will happen more as the story goes. Please read the tags, or at least the individual chapter summaries. If there's smut in a chapter, or something specifically possibly triggering, it will be mentioned there. This fic will explore some tragic shit.

Everything I draw related to this fic will be tagged OPAK so if you're curious, it should be easy to find as time goes.

•My Pyjacks, My Circus (Rewritten) : (finished)

This is part one of the series. This is exploring Emry's life aboard the Normandy SR1 during the fight against Saren. Again, tags and summary warnings will be added as needed, please read them.

I took the time to go through and edit every chapter now that I'm more comfortable writing. I'm much happier with it now.

•Distractions Of Many Shapes And Sizes: (finished)

This is part two of the series. This part is exploring what Emry gets up to during the time Shepard is dead. It will also explore what some of the others from the Normandy Crew got up to during that time.

You know the drill. Check the tags and chapter summaries.

How Deep Does The Rabbit Hole Go? (finished)

This is Emry's time aboard the SR2 with Shepard, building a team and fighting the Collectors, among other things. Romances start panning out here! Lots of Em and Kal.

You know the drill. Check the tags and chapter summaries.

The In-Between (finished)

This is part four! What Emry and the gang get up to after the Collectors and before the Reapers arrive.

You know the drill. Check the tags and chapter summaries.

Ad Astra Per Aspera: (finished)

This is part five! Following Emry's story through the events of the Reaper war.

You know the drill, check the tags and chapter summaries.

•Off The Beaten Path: (ongoing)

This is an offshoot from OPAK, starting essentially after chapter 26 of 'How Deep Does The Rabbit Hole Go?' and following the idea of "what if Emry took Alec up on the offer to go to Andromeda?" It's gonna be fun.

You know the drill. Check the tags and chapter summaries.

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora:

•New Times Same World: (ongoing, updated on Saturdays)

This follows my Na'vi OC Apkoä's story, following her and her small tribe of Sarentu through trials and tribulations. This is not Tamtey's story, but obviously she's in the background.

I'm learning Na'vi while writing this so give me some grace with any mistranslations, I'm trying 😅

Anything I draw for this will be tagged NTSW so it'll be easy to find!

As always check the tags and chapter summaries!

•A Siren In The Water: (ongoing, updated on Wednesdays)

What if the Sarentu lost hope after Aha'ri's death? What if they didn't get free from TAP when the humans left Pandora? What if they were too valuable to leave? This follows my Na'vi OC Apkoä te Yuakum Wikxa'ite and the other Sarentu through the trials and tribulations they deal with. Will they ever get the courage to leave? Can they? Let's find out! As always, check the tags and chapter summaries!

One shots:

•We've Come Full Circle-

Garrus and Shepard have some fun on a balcony on Omega while he's killing mercs. Mature. It's smut.

•A Worm? In This Economy?-

Emry and Kal spend some time together post war, she's trying to cheer him up. It's all PG fluff.

•Softness Behind Hard Plates-

Emry and Mierin spend a night together before she leaves again, and this time might be the last. This is set right before she leaves again. Poor Mir.

It's all smut and fluff, and I apologize for nothing.

X:

This is where the spicy drawings go. Anything that would be flagged here, goes there. So if you want spice, you can go check that out. This may not always be limited to Mass Effect, it just is right now.

I will be updating this post as things change!

[a-dandelions-spite]

Guess what? The car, that we still owe on, just got hailed on! Twice!

Either a blessing or a curse, guess we'll find out tomorrow because that bitch DENTED

[wasabibytes]

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[a-dandelions-spite]

We still doing aliens-sonas?

Here's mine! (Plus one of me as a turian because why not)

Turian is using my hair color for the plates and my skin color for the skin

This was hard 😅

[a-dandelions-spite]

While single and working with Garrus' team on Omega, Emry and Mierin got.. close. Mir and Emry's friendship (and love without admitting it) is close to my heart. They would have been precious together.

Spicy version here

[hard-times-paramore]

Markiplier: some people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist

Also Markiplier: makes the world's whumpiest self-insert known to humanity, kills him in the end, and then spends several interviews talking about how cool it was to be shaken around in a tuna can.

Blood ocean posts

[a-dandelions-spite]

Ah, motivation my old friend, its great seeing you again.

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[a-dandelions-spite]

I have been dragged kicking and screaming into another fandom and sunk right into the blood ocean

I love them 😭

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[a-dandelions-spite]

Can you guys guess what I watched last night?

I already want to watch it again 😭

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[jv]

Actually this sounds like a perfectly good explanation that makes the "elvish eyes" question a masterpiece of passive-aggresion

[puncertainty]

they did heelys in space…

[a-dandelions-spite]

Sometimes you just have to write your blorbo touching themselves to the thought of their lover and cumming embarrassingly fast while whimpering their name.

Just saying, it's therapeutic.