Random-ass Employee encounter aka I want to like rant about the villain casino again or rather the groups.
What do I mean by this? The groups as the trios I constantly headcanon about which have or haven't been shown in the fic yet. (Not including fan kids if any mutuals are reading sadly at least not yet lol)
Roulette siblings - Breezie, Mimic, & Abyss cause these three are the core of every chaotic friend group.
"I absolutely adore your father! You must be as extraordinary as him!" - Neo & the Egg simps (Wendy, Maw, & Thunderbolt.) If the sins of the father trope wasn't apparent then it is now with these three constantly praising Neo for doing the bare minimum.
"Why are we here? Just to suffer?" - Clove, Nephthys, Axel, Tundra & Hood. They were dragged along for the ride and have no other way of coping in a healthy way.
"God invented the left hook for a fucking reason." - Akhlut, Abyss, Mimic, Surge, Connie, Axel, & maybe Kit. If there were a fight in a bar or the casino, one of these souls would be the first to fight.
Pirates with limited patience - Mimic, Akhlut & Abyss. Better known as the crashout trio of the seven seas.
"Let's steal a limo!" - Surge, Kit, Cassia, & Speedy. A hint for an after-hours fic coming up.
The scammers association - Breezie, Coconuts, Scratch, Grounder, Hood, Mimic, Abyss & Phage. Another hint for an after-hours fic.
Disgruntled witnesses - Kukku, Tundra, & Wendy. "BACK IN MY DAY-"
The Fun Dungeon duo - Neo and Hood. And they just stand there, laughing, as Neo puts an arm around Hood's shoulder with a wry grin while Hood does the same. No one knew what they knew.
I went on this adventure and all I got was more trauma and a sword - Starline. Yes, I still haven't forgotten about it.
*Audible arguing in the distance* - Tundra and Akhlut. Yes, these fuckers are still fighting after joining the same empire.
"Touch me again and I will fucking murder you and your entire family." - Connie, Kit, Mimic, Neo & Thunderbolt. They are one day away from that last moment of clarity being shoved away.
Emergency Doctor & Co-host of stealing your wallet probably if the job calls for it - Doctor Starline & Mimic. Yaoi for the soul.
Miss Information & The Overlord of the Casino - Breezie & Neo. They are not normal about each other.
Might share other headcanons here if Crossworlds doesn't have me in a chokehold so yeah. Enjoy these little jokes.
