Another set of incorrect quotes
Rocky: Adrian, my melody, please…
Adrian: I. Will. Make. This. Man. Pretty.
Grace, that has no idea that he's about to become a personal dress doll for at least a month: I'm not against it! 😀
Simon: okay, so… let me just make a quick check.
Simon, pointing at Colt: You risk your life for others' sake, solved a murder conspiracy and still work as a stuntman even after back trauma.
Simon, pointing at Court: You are recruited assassin with no moral or ethical restrain, that worked for government but then flipped them off for a child.
Simon, pointing at Driver: And you are a skilled driver that helps other criminals escape after a five minutes gap for a robbery, all while being capable of killing with a simple hammer.
Simon, turning to Ryland: And THAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF SLIGHTLY WEIRD FAMILY?!?!
Jody: Okay, no, that's it. Girls' night. Boys, shoo.
Claire and Holly: Yay!
Colt: puppy eyes Can I join, please?
Jody: No, Out! You too, Court.
Court: Damn…
Ryland: Can I stay? I have tea from school.
Jody:…
Claire: Put on a skirt.
Holly: And bring waffles!
Ryland to Colt: I love you. Deeply. If needed, I'll donor you my heart. But don't you daRE TO TOUCH MY CHARGER EVER AGAIN!
Rocky: I have a feeling like something stupid is going on…
elsewhere
Ryland: I think I can eat 75 apples in a row just fine.
Simon: You're an idiot and a coward. Make it 80.
Ryland: I wonder how eridians taste like.
Simon: What?
Ryland: I mean. Do they taste like rocks? Like dirt? Like salt? Or all combined?
Simon: WHAT?
Ryland: Just yesterday I tried to explain momentum to Driver. But he couldn't quite grasp it, so I brought Hotwheels cars to show him how to solve these equations. But…
Colt, deadpan and not surprised: He played with cars instead?
Ryland: heavy breath out He played with cars instead…
College au
Colt: So… Why is your nickname Rock?
Rocktiz: Oh, well… I simply threw a rock at my professor's car. Hence the name.
Ryland: Funny how each time you forget to mention that the rock's size was three times bigger than the car's.
Claire: playing with dolls
Court: inner thoughts Oh, she's still capable of being a regular child. What a blessing.
Claire: ominous whisper Now, how should we dissect you, hmmm?
Jody: What kind of women do you prefer, smart ones or beautiful ones?
Colt: Neither, I prefer you.
Jody: …
Colt: No, wait-
Court: Okay, now I have one less sibling. Cool.
Court: Why are you with him?
Jody: Oh, that's easy. Because he's kind, funny and he's supportive of all my ideas.
Ryland: He's a simp and he has puppy dog training.
Jody: …
Court: …
Ryland: Don't tell me I'm wrong!
Colt to Ryland: No, you goddamn idiot, you can't live on coffee and sheer spite! Bring your ass to the bed, before I call Simon! Or Court! Or Stratt! Or Rocky! Or Adrian! I don't know half of them but I will make you go to bed!
Court, about Ryland: He's a smart man with a lot of expertise and knowledge. He can solve any problem in his range of responsibility and he never takes half measures, completing all his tasks with utmost care and attention. He can be trusted with a wide range of duties.
Colt, about Ryland: He's a dumb ass. He pulls the door that says push.
Simon: How come we never hang out?
Driver: Selective silence.
Simon: Oh. So you choose to communicate through silence?
Driver: …
Simon: …
Simon: … Fair.
Adrian: How can someone, so talented to think outside the box, lose the very same named box entirely?
Rocky and Grace, covered in dust and dirt from the explosion: sad and guilty noises of the two who forgot about safety measures
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