given that it’s possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he’s too small to be a threat, there’s absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown’s entire career.
pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a “pennywise cringe comp” on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.
someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter
pennywise: *logs in*
every gen z kid and millennial online: oh shit u guys penny wide is online!!! GET HIS ASS!!!
pennywise:
pennywise: please ma'am spare some fear??? one crumb of terror ma'am??? p please i;m. starving,,,
gen z:
