Renaissance Queen

Roisin // 28 // Nerd

[toastbutteregg]

initially im like- no way i have that much products… then i realized… i actually do

i even have different shampoos in the bathroom and im sure you all do too……

[walter-melon-girl]

welcome back! I missed seeing you on my dash

❤️❤️❤️

[theygender]

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

[cosmicanger]

Trans people: Hey please don’t buy this game.

Cis people: What if I bought it, but also donated some money to charity?

Trans people: No thanks. Please just don’t buy it.

Cis people:

“More and more I’m starting realize that many people see “charity” as a store where you buy goodwill from strangers. Like “being a good person” is something you can purchase with money”

[daughter-of-sapph0]

reinventing christianity

[charlesoberonn]

Are you old enough to remember having to wait for youtube videos to buffer?

I remember the days when this comic was relevant

[charlesoberonn]

I'm sorry to all the rural people whose internet runs in 2009 rates

[hzlcdy]

Joanne Terfington Rowling is coming out with a video game, with the help of a Dev who's a Nazi, it's a whole shit-show. The money she earns from it will fund her anti-trans campaign.

There is no separation of artist and artwork here.

Screw that!

In an attempt to overshadow the release, I am joining 250+ other streamers in #G4TR where we will be raising funds for

Check my twitch schedule to see when I personally will stream on my Twitch channel.

I have 3 years experience in serious creative Minecraft Building, so I'll be building donators commissions!

Also playing two custom Age of Empires II maps with my bestie Auberrose (she/they) and maybe a third game?

You can find more info about my stream on @bin-of-frogs 's pinned post.

To watch the other streamers, you can check out the tag on Twitch

(The image was made before the project grew in size)

Are you a streamer who would like to stream on that day too?

If you're seeing this before Feb. 9th...

There's still time to sign up

Feel free to reblog.

The more streamers and viewers, the louder our voice will roar! <3

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[drexelsspellcomponents]

Found a British shop that sells ten different kinds of Tinned Fear and five of Salt Made From Tears.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: tinned fear; salt made from tears

[stripedshirtgay]

@netherworldpost

[netherworldpost]

I’ve privately published multiple papers about this company within client circles for years.

They do sell these things, the profits going to Ministry of Stories, which holds workshops for kids, teaching them how to write.

The US has a similar company called 826 Valencia that has/had a Pirate store, a Secret Agent store, a Bigfoot store, a Time Travel store, I think I’m missing a few.

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[strange-aeons]

[ashekirk]

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

[catchymemes]

[lvqbrl]

you know what yeah. this did fuck severely

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[ipod6-remade]

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is