The Penis Mightier Than The Sword

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[smashjewels]

Rainey Doodle 🎶

[joydoesathing]

some big soft ladies 🧸🛋️

T H I C C ✨

here's kailani and teddie, your couch and childhood teddy bear respectively

[joydoesathing]

high flying hannahs🪂

so freakin' gnarly, brah 💥💥💥

here are the hannahs, the soaring sorority of hyped up, high-flying clothes hangers

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[duckinbed]

sigh

[wamf-unofficial]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In 48 hours, hot new TTRPG Bladelung will kick off with the sexiest launch party Brazil has ever seen.

Which is unfortunate, because a freak radio storm has paused travel over Nevada airspace. Stuck in Sin City Parker, Chance, and Wren could sit in the airport and wait for the all-clear on air traffic... but there's so many dang games in those casinos... and they're stuck here for at LEAST 24 hours so... what the hell, right?

After all, everybody ever gets lucky in Vegas!

Oh BABY it's FINALLY DONE!!!! I've been working on this Fucking Fanned Fiction for several months now and am proud to declare it COMPLETE!...for me, not you, you have to come back every Wednesday for updates. :) I also wanna tag @a99jazzybean for their fic, "What Happens in Vegas..." because it is a DELIGHT and the original inspo for this work! hi dude, i'm a chance/parker/reader insert truther bc of you. thanks for the delicious soup.

Okay, I'm gonna go eat spicy tofu and go to bed. Bon appetit!

[the-orion-inexpirience]

A few Parkers ...... I love him dearly...

[despazito]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[cutetanuki-chan]

finally cleaned up a bit my self-indulgent art with roller-skating Gideon

and some sillies

[bebx]

[235235wedfsfsdf]

[saywhat-politics]

BREAKING: 21-year-old protester, Kaden Rummler, was shot point-blank in the face by ICE. he just spoke about how he’s blind for life and almost died:

“I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.”

What the hell is wrong with these people?

GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.

Fundraiser for K R by Sarah Gallimore : Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds

[thememedaddy]

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑|| ᓵ∷𝙹∴ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷᓭℸ ̣

ᓵᔑリ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ᒷᔑᓵ⍑ ᔑ !¡ᔑ∷∷𝙹ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣? リ𝙹!!! ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑ !¡╎⊣ᒷ𝙹リ? リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ╎リ ᔑ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ!!

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.