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Yes, I love my family. Yes, I also wouldn't hesitate to run over them with an 18-wheeler. Can we normalize that?

Seems like you wouldn't hesitate to leave your wife either 😒

Of course not. Why would he EVER be faithful to me? 🫩

Because you're a bitch 🫩

Oh, fuck you.

(I didn't notice I did it from my main account 😭)

Fuck you too bitch 🖕🖕

(I did but I wasn't gonna say anything)

Whatever. I should've killed you and your stupid baby when I had the chance, but I didn't, so here we are. 🫩

Say another word about my daughter you bitch and I'll make sure not even DNA evidence can identify you*Peri took his switchblade out*

Pfft. You think you can scare me with that thing? Death would be better than being trapped in this torturous existence with you and my bitchass husband. 🙄

Yes, I love my family. Yes, I also wouldn't hesitate to run over them with an 18-wheeler. Can we normalize that?

Seems like you wouldn't hesitate to leave your wife either 😒

Of course not. Why would he EVER be faithful to me? 🫩

Because you're a bitch 🫩

Oh, fuck you.

(I didn't notice I did it from my main account 😭)

Fuck you too bitch 🖕🖕

(I did but I wasn't gonna say anything)

Whatever. I should've killed you and your stupid baby when I had the chance, but I didn't, so here we are. 🫩

Yes, I love my family. Yes, I also wouldn't hesitate to run over them with an 18-wheeler. Can we normalize that?

Seems like you wouldn't hesitate to leave your wife either 😒

Of course not. Why would he EVER be faithful to me? 🫩

Because you're a bitch 🫩

Oh, fuck you.

Yes, I love my family. Yes, I also wouldn't hesitate to run over them with an 18-wheeler. Can we normalize that?

Seems like you wouldn't hesitate to leave your wife either 😒

Of course not. Why would he EVER be faithful to me? 🫩

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

And how about you get some anger management classes because I am trying my best here to respond with you but clearly you don't want to see reason anymore well how about you take a knife shove it so far up your ass you'll be shitting blood for a month and die of blood loss!*Peri yelled as he was clearly over this back and forth with his mother*

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH

*She lunged at him and attempted to strangle him, even though in her inebriated state, she couldn't do much damage*

Do it kill me it would be much more refreshing than seeing your bitch ass

*Cosmo sat with his head in his hands.*

Oh, Wanda. Why couldn't you just be a chill drunk? Why do you always have to get so violent? Please stop hitting Peri.

Oh please she's as weak as a stick*Peri said as he kept taking the punches*

*She passed out on the floor, too drunk to even stand up, let alone fight.*

*Peri rummaging through The pantry as he took the chocolate out which woke her up instantly*

*She stirred awake from the smell of chocolate.*

Oh shit. We have chocolate in there? Give me some of that.

*She attempted to pull herself off the ground, but fell back down.*

Ugh. Fuck it. Just throw some into my mouth.

*pero rolled his eyes as he has some fun as he fed her but not close enough so it would fall into her mouth which he didn't care where it fell* it's like feeding ducks at the park

*She rolled over and started eating chocolate off the floor, not even caring about the germs.*

Mmm 🤤

Alright this is getting uncomfortable.... just take the entire bar*Peri said as he gave her the bar and walked away*

*She lay sprawled out on the floor, eating the bar contently.*

Man, my mouth is dry now. Cosmo, honey, can you pour some water into my mouth? Pleeeeease? ☺️

Are you okay..?

I don't know. 😀

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH

*She lunged at him and attempted to strangle him, even though in her inebriated state, she couldn't do much damage*

Do it kill me it would be much more refreshing than seeing your bitch ass

*Cosmo sat with his head in his hands.*

Oh, Wanda. Why couldn't you just be a chill drunk? Why do you always have to get so violent? Please stop hitting Peri.

Oh please she's as weak as a stick*Peri said as he kept taking the punches*

*She passed out on the floor, too drunk to even stand up, let alone fight.*

*Peri rummaging through The pantry as he took the chocolate out which woke her up instantly*

*She stirred awake from the smell of chocolate.*

Oh shit. We have chocolate in there? Give me some of that.

*She attempted to pull herself off the ground, but fell back down.*

Ugh. Fuck it. Just throw some into my mouth.

*pero rolled his eyes as he has some fun as he fed her but not close enough so it would fall into her mouth which he didn't care where it fell* it's like feeding ducks at the park

*She rolled over and started eating chocolate off the floor, not even caring about the germs.*

Mmm 🤤

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH

*She lunged at him and attempted to strangle him, even though in her inebriated state, she couldn't do much damage*

Do it kill me it would be much more refreshing than seeing your bitch ass

*Cosmo sat with his head in his hands.*

Oh, Wanda. Why couldn't you just be a chill drunk? Why do you always have to get so violent? Please stop hitting Peri.

Oh please she's as weak as a stick*Peri said as he kept taking the punches*

*She passed out on the floor, too drunk to even stand up, let alone fight.*

*Peri rummaging through The pantry as he took the chocolate out which woke her up instantly*

*She stirred awake from the smell of chocolate.*

Oh shit. We have chocolate in there? Give me some of that.

*She attempted to pull herself off the ground, but fell back down.*

Ugh. Fuck it. Just throw some into my mouth.

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH

*She lunged at him and attempted to strangle him, even though in her inebriated state, she couldn't do much damage*

Do it kill me it would be much more refreshing than seeing your bitch ass

*Cosmo sat with his head in his hands.*

Oh, Wanda. Why couldn't you just be a chill drunk? Why do you always have to get so violent? Please stop hitting Peri.

Oh please she's as weak as a stick*Peri said as he kept taking the punches*

*She passed out on the floor, too drunk to even stand up, let alone fight.*

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH

*She lunged at him and attempted to strangle him, even though in her inebriated state, she couldn't do much damage*

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

Dude I weigh no more than a penny right now put me on a scale and see for yourself*Peri said as he poofed up a scale as he got in and put a Penny in as it evened out*

Ugh. Excuse me. Didn't realise you were so small and delicate. 🥺

TAKE THAT PENNY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Where are you getting all these pictures? And why "everypony?" What did I do to the ponies? I don't even know any

I keep getting them from Twitter and Pinterest

*Sigh*

Ah, I remember when Wanda strangled me. Fun times. 🫩

I'll fucking do it again if you keep on.

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

*meanwhile Peri was scavanging the pantry as he was eating granola*

*She chucked the bottle at Peri as hard as possible, but it missed and smashed against the wall.*

GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN PANTRY

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT?

YOU'LL WIND UP A FAT FUCK WITH HEART DISEASE, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

why are you guys hating on each other you guys loved each other in the new wish show you peri and Cosmo

I don't fucking know anymore. Peri hates me for some reason, and Cosmo always takes his side. Neither of them appreciate the things I do for them.

Also, what is this "show" you're talking about?

Throwback to the time my parents left me with my bitch ass grandmother.

@cosmofairywinklecosma @wandafairywinkle

Hey, we had no other choice. I hate her more than anything, believe you me.

I didn't want to leave you with her, but my "mother" is dead, Cosmo turned his father into a fly like the damned idiot he is, and I didn't trust my dad to not kill you somehow.

She made me eat raisins! I HATE FUCKING RAISINS!!!

Oh, boohoo. That's just awful. :(

You know she fucking kidnapped my father once? But that's nothing in comparison to you having to eat some dried grapes. 🫩

Also she had your dad over 🤨 I was too young to understand back then but I'm pretty sure Grandpa was there for some ass 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Of course he was. 🫩

Why is every man I know a massive whore? Such is life, I suppose.

Also why did you even send me to mama cosma?

I JUST SAID WHY. There were literally no other options other than daycare or something, but we were too broke to afford that since godparenting barely pays the bills, and your father makes way less than I do. 🫩

Ohhhh..... okay*Peri said as he took a book out as began reading*

Oh, great. What are you reading now? More yaoi bullshit?

No..... I'm reading the outsiders

... well, that's better than nothing, I suppose.

Ya except the fact that fucking Ponyboy is a dumbass as turns in his English essay that has incriminating evidence against him from when Johnny killed a guy 🫩🫩🫩

...

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Wanda how's being piss drunk

Eh. It's not great, but it's better than being sober and stuck with my bitchass son and idiot whore of a husband. 🫩

Dude I haven't done shit to you since last month*Peris said as he was goblin down some taco Bell*

STOP EATING TACO BELL. You know what it does to your stomach.

No besides I'm already baha blasted

I'M GONNA BAJA BLAST YOU IN A SECOND

Dude just let me eat*Peri said as he ate another burrito as he was watching Scarface*

*She smacked the burrito out of his hand*

Aw man ☹️

Wanda, stop it. Peri, I'll get you a new burrito.

NO YOU WON'T.

*She slapped his wallet out of his hands.*

STOP GIVING PERI EVERYTHING HE WANTS. IT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON.

Geez someone has a stick up their ass

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT'S UP MY ASS

Alright alright now let me be *Peri said*

Whatever.

*She sighed, taking a huge gulp out of a wine bottle and staring at an old photo of her holding Peri as a baby.*

... where did I go wrong?

Throwback to the time my parents left me with my bitch ass grandmother.

@cosmofairywinklecosma @wandafairywinkle

Hey, we had no other choice. I hate her more than anything, believe you me.

I didn't want to leave you with her, but my "mother" is dead, Cosmo turned his father into a fly like the damned idiot he is, and I didn't trust my dad to not kill you somehow.

She made me eat raisins! I HATE FUCKING RAISINS!!!

Oh, boohoo. That's just awful. :(

You know she fucking kidnapped my father once? But that's nothing in comparison to you having to eat some dried grapes. 🫩

Also she had your dad over 🤨 I was too young to understand back then but I'm pretty sure Grandpa was there for some ass 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Of course he was. 🫩

Why is every man I know a massive whore? Such is life, I suppose.