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Teyvat's most annoying ass  • don't take it all seriously • may post 3 quotes once in a while

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I'm sorry but

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Rosaria: He died, of natural causes Jean: He was stabbed ten times Rosaria: Gravity, it’s natural

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Itto: I need a doctor’s appointment Shinobu: Okay, how about 10 tomorrow? Ittoi: No, I don’t need that many

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If i'm gonna come back I should at least do it while flexing

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[Collei, sneaking through the window]

Cyno, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Collei: … I-I was out patrolling with master Tighnari

Tighnari, turning his chair: You wanna’ try again?

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Scaramouche: Look, this is really weird for me, okay? Having feelings is completely new to me

Kazuha: You mean having feelings for me?

Scaramouche: I mean having feelings in general. It’s icky and I don’t like it

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Jean: Woah, I had a long day

Lisa: You know what else is long? This d-

Barbara: DIVINE LOVE FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BARBATOS CAN I GET AN AMEN

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Cyno: [tells the lamest joke in history]

Collei: Are you absolutely sure you want that one? We can get you a better one

Tighnari: [sighs in defeat] I want that one

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Cyno: That doesn’t make sense…

Cyno: But I’m not about to argue it because I don’t have the energy for that shit

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Cloud Retainer: ... Ping?

Madame Ping, sighing: Guizhong used to call me Ping

Cloud Retainer: Because that’s your fucking name

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Alhaitham: Do you think Cyno is the one for me?

Kaveh: Oh, yeah. He’s tons of fun and you’re not fun at all. He… Completes you

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Zhongli, to Venti and Hu Tao: So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?

Hu Tao: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the ship

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Venti, drunk: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want

Diluc: Tell me about it

Venti: I murdered Kaeya last night

Diluc: I feel you

Venti: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering

Diluc: Been there

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Xiao: I like being on my own. I’m better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. A loner

Xiao: Alone. All alone. Forever…

Xiao:

Xiao, voice cracking: What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!

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If it makes you feel better, the rap only really sounds that bad in English. I found it coming across my page in Chinese and it actually sounded really good

Oh yes, apparently the CN and JP versions were pretty good so y'all can try those if you want to save yourselves from secondhand embarrassment

Honestly it's not even anything serious like it's actually so funny but I'm not willing to put myself through it again, thank you for your understanding 😔🙏

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(Lantern Rite spoilers???? but is it really)

I haven't ev started the event but I came oacrsos the scene of the concert on Twitter and I just started sobbing the moment Hu Tao started rapping, I can't even defend her like honey you're alone on that one Icanf tucking breath

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Ok the sobbing is an exaggeration but I'm legitimately tearing up rn, she started rapping and I immediately paused the video to let out the ugliest laugh