Wanderbreed

I make art, music, and when I'm lucky, magic. ;) I'm the old Wizard who has wandered the world, the angsty young man who looks to every turn in the road with wonder. A man who is a peace with his inner woman. A human at peace with his inner animal. A lone wolf who loves a crowd. Intensely logical in a world where the rules are completely made up. I live for the reality that is more intense than any fantasy. We are only here for a moment! We might as well enjoy it :)

[wanderbreed]

I know everyone saw that bird video, I did too.  Inspired me to make this.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/wanderbreed/works/21354501-birdie-sanders

[rottendaisy]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

important

Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.

Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.

Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.

Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.

Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.

So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.

[foxtalbotnegatives-deactivated2]

This shit is no joke.

[izcon]

All of these are extremely important.

[geardrops]

Adding: 6. Have I communicated too much? Am I overstimulated? Do I need some quiet time? Go stare at a blank wall in utter silence for a bit.

[dinosaurjam]

I try to go through this kind of checklist whenever I feel funky. It really helps.

[wanderbreed]

BUTTLUMPS!!!

[wanderbreed]

[wanderbreed]

Swear I was completely sober when I made this...

http://www.redbubble.com/people/wanderbreed/works/21315037-moon-flower

[morbidology]

[morbidology]

A snail eating grass.

[wanderbreed]

Posting a lot of new crap on Redbubble lately:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/wanderbreed

[poyzn]

That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

[peregrin-fool-of-a-took]

mini-pigs are not any different from regular pigs. only potbelly pigs will stay somewhat dog size. Mini pigs are small because they were the runts and they were fed concentrated food/starved so their growth is stunted. When you get them they tell you to feed them very small amounts because if you let them eat like a normal animal they will get as big as a regular pig. But because of what was done to them when they were younger their bones can’t handle it and they often have a tremendous amount of health issues. Do not buy mini pigs. It’s pretty much animal cruelty. buy a potbelly, they’re just as cute and only a little bit bigger.

[wanderbreed]

Lets do this people!

[mostlydogsmostly]

Zombie Corg (by trinketbaby)

[thisisdogprivilege]

THIS IS THE ENEMY.

[stacy-l-gage]

How to get rid of SJW cultists that may be in your home.

[wanderbreed]

Quite a bit has been said about #GamerGate and the SJW cult. The SJW cult has managed to kill 4chan, and has invaded atheism, sci-fi, schoolyards, comics, an…

Oh god this is fucking funny :)

[wanderbreed]

[wanderbreed]

I kant splee.

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[wanderbreed]

A Chrome Extension That Replaces Any Occurrences Of 'The Cloud' With 'My Butt'

What is it that was once said about idle hands/minds? (b3TA) - "Some puerile genius wrote a chrome extension that replaces any occurrences of 'the cloud' with 'my butt' on web pages you visit," exp...

[wanderbreed]

Gold-coloured bat is 'new species'

Its so fucking cute...