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this blog has lived many lives don't fucjin look at me I don't like it

[gasterofficial]

[wizardarchetypes]

guy who owns a really really old car: does this parade have a specific theme? actually i don’t care. i’ll be there. yeah i have a really really old car

[addendumbeekeeper]

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

[swagcoolcat]

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[calocera]

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

[strawhbrrries]

i need josh hutcherson in a way that sets back womens right

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

[lets-talk-about-sects]

i’m sorry what the FUCK does this mean

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

suck my balls through my huge cargo shorts

[zukothelasthonorbender]

[yuritrash14]

[soleiltido]

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

[soleiltido]

I need to hunt him for sport

[spooks-but-spooky]

New hyperfixation just dropped

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[replanting]

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

[impolitecanadian]

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

[tothechaos]

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it