SwagCoolCat

Welcome! !!MINORS DON’T INTERACT PLEASE!! Sawyer He/Him/His Adult Profile Picture and Header both drawn by me. Thanks for stopping by!

[swagcoolcat]

Intro Post

!!!MINORS DON’T INTERACT PLEASE!!!

Hiya! Welcome to my main blog! I’m Sawyer or Soy! My pronouns are he/him/his, and I am an adult.

I’d prefer minors not interact with my blog, but it’s not a hard rule. If I know you’re a minor I won’t follow back, but if you follow me I won’t block you or force you to unfollow me or whatever. Do whatever you want.

On my blog, you’ll mostly find reblogs. I’m not very good at tagging stuff, especially reblogs. (I’ve gotten better at it, but still, not great). Some of the stuff I reblog is suggestive, and I don’t have a tag for it, so continue with caution if you’re not into suggestive content!

You’ll also sometimes find my writing! I don’t post about everything I write, and I don’t have a tag for my writing (I should, but I don’t), but everything you need to find can be found on my Ao3 Masterlist! I’m currently between fandoms right now, but there’s a lot on there from multiple fandoms, and I hope to write for more in the future.

I also sometimes draw, mostly digitally, but sometimes traditionally. All of my art that I post will be on @sometimesthisdudedraws if you want to check it out.

You’re also more than welcome to message me or send me asks! I love hearing from all of you.

Thanks for stopping by!

[yesornopolls]

are any of your mutuals into rpf? (nuance for those without mutuals pls)

Are any of your mutuals into rpf?

Yes

No

Nuance/See results

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[wereralph]

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

your WHAT

[wereralph]

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

[angelgurlhearts-2]

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

[wereralph]

MY

[commanderforeskin-deactivated20]

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

[wereralph]

Watermelon

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[omigawdmatt]

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

[greylilacs]

[rattmice]

I’m sorry what

[wereralph]

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

[bananapeelchunk]

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

[wereralph]

[eyaji]

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

[everyone-loves-purple]

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

[fruitypebble]

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

[pocketdictator]

THE HORNY WHAT?????

[wereralph]

[transmadotsuki]

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

[self-loathsome-deactivated20220]

THE WHAT?!

[transmadotsuki]

THIS ONE

[baconis42]

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

[mysofthoneybee]

personally i’m at 96%

[midnight-spectrum-again]

This post keeps getting worse

[hellcatbruiser]

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

[carthages-finest]

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

[sovereignant]

Ahem.

The what?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Always Corny On Main

Beautiful

[sovereignant]

No. Canceled.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But why???

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

[smegbertmarbles]

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

[wereralph]

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

[graceiscringylmao]

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

[ruimtetijd]

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

[wereralph]

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me every time wereralph posts

[systlin]

People paid Actual Money for this website

[triflesandparsnips]

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

[likethesword]

The end of an era

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

i miss wereralph :(

[were-ralph]

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

[maxxayz]

[were--ralph]

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

[deepestfriendgoophero]

They will NEVER kill the king!

[were--ralph]

something disastrous happened here

[were---ralph]

RETURN TO LIFE

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[simonalkenmayer]

I found this very funny because I had the same thought

[important-animal-images]

Yes, what would you like to ask.

[just-otter-thoughts]

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[huffylemon]

[skopostheorie]

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous my posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[shadowpendragon]

nice tits

[were--ralph]

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

[were--ralph]

literally just go be anemic like idgi

[cobalt-jess]

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

[were--ralph]

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

[cobalt-jess]

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

[were--ralph]

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

[cowboyhatesithere]

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

[cowboyhatesithere]

Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!