SwagCoolCat

Welcome! !!MINORS DON’T INTERACT PLEASE!! Sawyer He/Him/His Adult Profile Picture and Header both drawn by me. Thanks for stopping by!

[swagcoolcat]

Intro Post

!!!MINORS DON’T INTERACT PLEASE!!!

Hiya! Welcome to my main blog! I’m Sawyer or Soy! My pronouns are he/him/his, and I am an adult.

I’d prefer minors not interact with my blog, but it’s not a hard rule. If I know you’re a minor I won’t follow back, but if you follow me I won’t block you or force you to unfollow me or whatever. Do whatever you want.

On my blog, you’ll mostly find reblogs. I’m not very good at tagging stuff, especially reblogs. (I’ve gotten better at it, but still, not great). Some of the stuff I reblog is suggestive, and I don’t have a tag for it, so continue with caution if you’re not into suggestive content!

You’ll also sometimes find my writing! I don’t post about everything I write, and I don’t have a tag for my writing (I should, but I don’t), but everything you need to find can be found on my Ao3 Masterlist! I’m currently between fandoms right now, but there’s a lot on there from multiple fandoms, and I hope to write for more in the future.

I also sometimes draw, mostly digitally, but sometimes traditionally. All of my art that I post will be on @sometimesthisdudedraws if you want to check it out.

You’re also more than welcome to message me or send me asks! I love hearing from all of you.

Thanks for stopping by!

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[beemovieerotica]

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[resident-idiot-simp]

[halondrus]

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever

[lyninabin]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[hedgehogoftime]

Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars

[the-haiku-bot]

Weenie Hut Junior’s

and the Salty Spitoon are

competing gay bars

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.