Ambulances Anonymous

Avid hiker and ambulance addict. There's a 99.9% chance that I like my dog more than I like you. Often NSFW

[lovepeacexxoo]

[65]

s/o to all the girls who just want their hair pulled, ass smacked, and to be called baby girl. you’re important.

[theadventurouslife4us]

[maryjblige]

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[angelscanbechaotictoo-deactivat]

Kink - guys who are dominant but also worship the fuck out of women. Pin me down, choke me, shove your fingers down my throat WHILE telling me how gorgeous I am. Most attractive thing ever to me.

[permissiontocum]

Whatever you call this is exactly what I am.

[rgjschevybaby-deactivated202412]

[southernsideofme]

[yungkiitten]

⚠️Please read if you are a content creator or sex worker!! Adult content will no longer be allowed on tumblr starting December 17th⚠️

I do not give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your blog. Boost this so everyone can prepare and have a backup plan. This is absolute bullshit but they were never supporting us anyway.

And don’t give me “we don’t pay our taxes” because we do. Bye. Thanks for turning into shit Instagram.

[la-anarchy]

Worth a shot

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[nursevalarie]

💞

[notyourbasicbitch8410-deactivat]

💙 @countryfun28

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[dexflexington]

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

[prurientone-deactivated20210505]

[thegoodvybe]

[carameeeeel]

please

[southernsideofme]

[damnyallugly]

[lexisrayne]

a mood

[esotericslayer-deactivated20210]

bruce banner has 7 phds? thats so excessive.. if i met someone with 7 phds i would honestly just be like wtf is wrong with you? its not even the fact that it would take so much time and effort to get them its that there is literally no situation where 7 phds is necessary. thats never gonna happen. hes honestly gotta be so stupid to think for some reason he needs 7 phds.

[flightsofwonder]

this reads like a bitter scientist who is very jealous of dr bruce banner

[esotericslayer-deactivated20210]

this was ghostwritten by hank pym

[mindfulwrath]

Bruce Banner was broke as shit but really good at getting graduate assistantships/scholarships (less good at getting Real World Jobs) so he just went from PhD to PhD for like a decade, just churning out dissertations while weeping and muttering under his breath “i have no real-world skills i have no real-world skills i hAVE NO REAL WORLD SKILLS AAAAAAAHHH”

[rudescience]

I guess that’s why he has anger issues. I can understand what so many years in academia has done to Dr. Banner.

[ralfmaximus]

Whenever he needs to hulk out he just thinks about his student loans.

[zohbugg]