Sacrifice is progess

Fjarlslander. Lifter. OPWW.

[dexflexington]

Thinking that I’m going on a hiatus.

Not sure how long, spending too much time on this shit show

[manstuffthings-deactivated20191]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[kineticpenguin]

[razerathane]

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[23informent]

If it’s 2019 and you aren’t completely 100% bored of superhero movies to the point you become subconsciously angry at your friends for saying they want to go see the next umpteenth Marvel/DC film of the year, you have no soul or personality.

[the-funtime-autocrat]

I completely understand where you’re coming from.

[23informent]

I mean, I love all my friends from university, but when the only fucking thing some of them can bring up in casual conversation is something about the next MCU movie or some anime, I think “fuck there’s gotta be something more to y’all than constant media consumption.” Even my best friend, the one who’s been my gym buddy for years, the very dude who got me on the track to being /fit/, is way too obsessed with superhero films/comics at times.

I may not be blameless either, I know I definitely sperg out when it comes to talking about Warhammer 40k, but at least I know that not everyone’s into it, so I generally don’t bring it up unless someone else does. 

Fuck, this is what being an American’s like, no matter your social or economic status: only being able to relate to your fellow atomized friends and family through some type of pop culture while trying to push back the constant nagging feeling that your life and purpose is entirely wasted in its current state of existence.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

“why would anyone pick a human race option in a fantasy game” because it’s a reflection of God’s victory and might working through His ordinary human prophets and believers to defeat Evil. Satan’s head was crushed by a Jewish peasant woman and that means I can crush the skull of Thagnor the Bloody as Simple Fred the sheep herder.

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

God gave humans dominion over all creatures on the Earth.

Therefor we are the superior race, and it IS our duty to kill any all sentient races not created in the Lords image. Their very existence is a victory to Satan.

[frosty-the-snowden]

Non-human sentient races are the fetid blood of Ymir’s corpse made flesh and must be cleansed like any wound so that all under Thor’s protection may thrive

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

[dastardlydorito]

Dutch: I HAVE SLICED UP MANGOES BIGGER THAN YOU, BOY! please watch this video of dutch and arthur mucking around and causing chaos in red dead online. 

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[funnypicsdept]

[yodaprod]

Le bon, la brute et le truand. Sergio Leone (1966)

The good, the bad and the ugly. Sergio Leone (1966)

[stimman4000]

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[kirblefilms]

GOING FISHING By Guldies- Children, remember to credit your lovely stim-posts

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i was never seen again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

[veryfunnymemes]

[enrique262]

Warning: GRAPHIC!

[thecoolestguyinthecrowd]

For Woomy’s sake. If we don’t get out of here fast, O’Grizzco’s men are going to kill all of us.

[snowie-skyes]

Dead or alive + breath of the wild……

[hellcatbruiser]

Dark souls 3 + Age of Empires… hm.

[sleeplessinventor]

Stardew Valley and Sims 4?

[american--support]

Sims 4 and American Truck Simulator lol

[latenightmechanics]

Subnautica and Fallout 76.

[tendie-defender]

Ghost recon and Fallout 76

[dexflexington]

Ghost Recon Wildlands and Spider-Man

[epitoma-rei-militaris-deactivat]

I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride

With sword and pistol by my side

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade

The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five

But I am still alive.

I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide

And with the sea I did abide.

I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico

I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow

And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed

But I am living still.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide

Where steel and water did collide

A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound

But I am still around.I’ll always be around.and around and around and

around and around

I fly a starship across the Universe divide

And when I reach the other side

I’ll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain

And I’ll be back again, and again and again and again and again

[lockheed-martini-deactivated202]

[son-of-reivers]