Living one hyper-fixation to the next.

1% person 99% anxiety.

[mithrilhearts-deactivated202508]

THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

[theballadofbilbobaggins]

in any other story, merry would have died in battle or pippin in minas tirith, or frodo would have fallen or sam killed by gollum but tolkien, after facing losses in real life, said: no, this time they live. this time, they all get to live. in a way, the lord of the rings is a love letter to dead soldiers.

[wandering-hobbit]

Except boromir...

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[adibkhorram]

"Where's the light coming from?"

"The same place as the music."

[wandering-hobbit]

It started off just wanting to draw a cute pinterest outfit I saw to drawing a late donut snatching Usagi.

[bergoozter]

[blazeshard]

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[the-wolfbats]

[my-secret-shame]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[dappercyborg]

I just realised I got my left and right mixed up, that’s happening more and more recently?

[delgado-master]

The chap on the right looks like John F Kennedy?

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

This post is a ripe mess and Gordon Ramsay is due to inspect in ten minutes…

[vocaju]

anyways

[writinandcrying]

HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM !!!!!!

[skelenova]

[amitywrights]

He is an anxious boy just trying to look out for his brothers (which is hard when they are reckless idiots /affectionate that share one brain cell)

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]