Akon's got nothin on me

"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." -Helen Keller

[catastrofe]

[gingerhaze]

climb

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Amy Santiago, the cutest nerd.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oh my dog. (via RosslynAJ / to_wags)

[mulanxiaojie]

Modern Mulan sketches by Elena

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“Do not let what you think they think of you make you stop and question everything you are” – Carrie Fisher (October 21st, 1956 - December 27th, 2016)

[depsidase]

[tofuvi]

blankets fresh out of the dryer.

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[ripndipcl]

[blcksprng]

:’(

[pentecost]

[sosuperawesome]

Art Prints by Justin O'Neal on Etsy

[buzzfeed]

Literally Just 25 Photos Of Dogs Dressed As Turkeys For Thanksgiving

[tatlmaslany]

Tatiana Maslany for Entertainment Weekly @ 2017 Toronto International Film Festival

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Too soon. (via woIfahrd)

[melissa-benoists]

IF THIS WOMAN WASN’T GAY BEFORE SHE IS NOW

[ryaninthesky12]

This is a GQ article that just came out and is possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Props to the interviewer for doing her level best to get Gal Godot to ‘teach her how to fight’ (read: throw her down in the sand)

https://www.gq.com/story/the-gal-gadot-next-door-profile

[firesong-writes69]

YOU MISSED THE BEST PART OF THE ARTICLE:

“Gal Gadot is very hands-on. As in: When you meet her, she will put her hands on you many times, in many different places. Israeli culture is so touch-oriented that guides for Americans traveling there warn they may feel their personal space is constantly being violated in formal settings.”