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I...am....PANDICORN! Oh! And Batman...I'm also Batman :D

[vvolkenkind]

Lil helicopter feet

[delusionalpeaches]

omg here they come!!!! 

[beeslybee]

this is the type of high quality content I signed up for.

[gimme10dollas]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

[jovan]

[old5tuff]

[squidwurd]

nature is beautiful

[77ft-deactivated20241119]

is that a croissant

[catasters]

[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[actualdogvines]

“That sounds very undoglike 😳”

[cyanopeplus]

me in a horror movie

[baracknobama]

cardio? more like cardino

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[heychessikuh]

no you are a saint for making this thank you

[someecards]

[budweiner-deactivated20170719]

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

[krabby-kronicle]

[goodassdog]

[pondwitch]

it’s a pupholder

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[rosyfever-deactivated20131222]

[tommyholland]

watching a horror movie

*door slams shut*

character: it was just the wind….

me: