[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[bakwaaas]

i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe

[swolizard]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

wow…..soulja boy tell em

[langblrwhy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[literatureausten]

[teathattast]

[cat-memes-only]

[paintmix]

the girl reading this

[hitoten]

what abt her?

[paintmix]

shes reading this

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[unicornglitteryblood]

My childhood is confused 

[thebootydiaries]

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

MY PUSSY GOOD PUSSY SWEET PUSSY GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

[excalibelle]

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

[inkthecryptid]

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

[jctko]

titanic

[unwinona]

*whispers* holy shit

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up