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Mummy was one of the first in line to pick up a pack of the new size 9 Pampers. And naturally she'd be testing them out on Jonathon as soon as she got home.
After he'd managed three wettings, a rather large stinky mess and suffered a prolonged over-the-knee spanking, she finally declared them fit for purpose.
So this year has been crap. It's almost a year since the UK went into its first lockdown.
I have been here, just not posting :( but here's a few I took during the global pandemic 👋👋
I hope my friends and followers are all okay ❤
The Bet-Wetter (Part 6)
LINKS: | PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 4 | PART 5 |
PART 6
The next week went by relatively uneventfully. Jessica ensured that Rocky was diapered at all times. She did let him use the toilet to handle number 2 activities, much to Rocky’s relief, but she did make him hold it until she had to change his soggy bottom. This helped her ensure that he wasn’t cheating the system.
Rocky was starting to get very used to the routine and just peeing when he needed to. This worried part of him, but the other figured that he had no choice but to go with it for the week and that he might as well as take advantage of it. He did enjoy the extra attention his girlfriend gave him, but it was a different form of being intimate than he was used to. They had not had sex since the diapering began, but Jessica did enjoy exciting him by rubbing the front of his diaper while cuddling and watching TV together. She was careful not to get him to the point of finishing, though, as keeping him on edge only made him more submissive.
Sunday came and Rocky was excited as his week of diaper punishment from losing the bet was ending. The evening was winding down and Jessica had just finished changing him into a thick night time diaper and a snappy onesie.
“Why did you order all this stuff?” Rocky asked. “It was only for a week and today’s the last day!”
“Yeah… I was going to bring that up.” Jessica replied. “You’ve been soaking these diapers all week. I don’t think it’s a great idea to put you back in big boy undies.”
“Hold on! I’ve only been peeing them because I have to! You won’t let me use the toilet” Rocky argued.
“I’m not so sure about that. Didn’t you admit that you wet in your sleep Friday night? I don’t want you wetting the bed with me sleeping next to you.”
“No! I said I don’t remember going! I probably woke up, went, and went back to sleep without fully waking up! I do that all the time with the actual bathroom.”
“Hmmm… I don’t know. I don’t think I can trust you to go the whole night. And it’s just more fun keeping you in them all the time.”
“Well that’s ridiculous. You know I won’t have an accident!”
“Wanna bet?” Jessica asked with fire in her eyes.
“Ummm.” Rocky began. His betting spirit put him in this position to begin with. “There’s no need to make a bet. We’re still finishing the punishment from the last one.”
“See? You’re scared!” Jessica fired again. “You know there’s a real chance that you’ll pee yourself again! If you’re too scared to take that bet, then I think you need to stay in diapers! I’ll make you a deal and say you only need to wear them to bed.”
“I don’t need to wear them to bed! I don’t need them at all!”
“Fine. Prove it then.” Jessica said slyly. She had him right where she wanted again. She knew his pride would take over again. “Take the bet.”
“Okay, then. I will!” Rocky declared as confidently as he could, but deep down he felt pretty nervous. “What are the terms?”
“It’s simple. If you wake up and that diaper is dry, you don’t have to wear a diaper ever again. We’ll get rid of them all as well as all these cute onesies. You can be a big boy again!”
“It’s a deal!” Rocky said right away.
“Hold on.” Jessica snapped. “You didn’t hear what happens if you lose. Which I think there’s a real possibility of happening.”
“Fine. I’m not going to, but what would happen if I somehow lost?”
“If you wake up wet, we’re keeping you in diapers full time for the foreseeable future.”
“No way!” Rocky yelled. “That’s ridiculous!”
“I know, I know. You’re scared you’re going to wet the bed tonight. I don’t blame you. We don’t have to do the bet, but you’re going to wear diapers to bed until you can prove you don’t need them.”
Rocky bit his lip. He felt like Jessica was getting her way no matter what he did. The bet was really risky as the stakes were so high, but it was the only way that he could get back in the driver seat as soon as possible.
“Alright! We’ll do the bet!” Rocky declared, partially regretting it as the words came out as he stuck his hand out to his girlfriend.
“Alright baby, we’ve got a bet!” Jessica said with a huge grin as she shook his hand. “We can go to bed early tonight, but why don’t we have a night cap first. There’s only one episode left in this season.”
“Fine! But I’m not drinking any beer or wine. I’ll just have a little bourbon, straight.” Rocky replied. He wanted to limit his fluids before bed, but he figured that a little bourbon would go a long way to help him relax so he could sleep through the night and not have to worry about his bladder the whole night.
Once again, Rocky’s vices got the best of him and the single glass of bourbon turned into three as he let the bet slip to the back of his mind. Before he knew it, Jessica was leading him to bed as he stumbled down the hallway, crinkling with every step.
The morning came as quick as well. As the alarm blared, Rocky tried to ignore it. He could sleep a little longer. Jessica wasn’t suffering from any grogginess, though. She shot up with excitement. She was a little worried that Rocky may have won the bet and her week of fun was now over, but there was still a chance.
“Okay baby boy!” Jessica exclaimed in a sing-song voice. “Did you stay dry last night or do you have a soggy butt?”
Rocky’s eyes shot open. The bet. How did he forget about the bet. He didn’t remember waking up to pee in the middle of the night, which was a good start. But as he moved his legs, it was clear that he was soaked. Did he really wet himself in his sleep? How did he turn into a bed wetter in a single week?
“Well! I’m dry!” Rocky lied as confidently as possible. It was his only shot. “I guess I won the bet!”
“Hmmm. Is that so?” Jessica responded suspiciously. “I should probably check just in case.” Before Rocky could stop her, she unsnapped his onesie in one smooth motion, revealing a very soggy nighttime diaper.
“You liar! You are absolutely soaked! I can’t believe you!”
“I’m sorry!” Rocky apologized, sensing he may have put himself in more trouble. “I didn’t know I was wet. I slept through the night!”
“So you wet in your sleep? You would’ve ruined the mattress if you weren’t wearing a diaper! It’s a good thing we’re keeping you in them from now on! Look at this damage!” Jessica grabbed Rocky’s ankles and lifted them above his head, showing off his soggy bottom.
Rocky’s stomach dropped. It seemed like his girlfriend was on a warpath. The only thing is that he couldn’t tell if it was in anger or in excitement. She seemed to be enjoying this too much. Regardless, he felt powerless to do anything as he laid there in a wet diaper, which he was already too comfortable with.
“You know what?” Jessica said. “I don’t think I can trust you with this. You tried getting out of wearing protection you obviously need last night and then you just lied to me.”
“I didn’t lie!” Rocky interjected.
“If that’s true, I don’t know if that’s any better!” Jessica snapped back. “I have an idea. Wait here, diaper boy.”
Jessica left the room and came back a minute later holding a white trash bag and shoved it into his hands.
“What’s this for?” Rocky asked. he guessed it was for his wet diaper, but they usually just threw those in the trash can. Why would she bring an empty trash bag into the bedroom?
“That’s for your big boy undies.” Jessica said matter-of-fact, a slight smile broke through her stern face as she failed to hide her enjoyment.
“You can’t be serious.”
“Oh. I’m serious, Mr. Pissy Pants. You clearly won’t be needing them anymore and we need the room in your dresser for your diapers! After all, they will be your underwear from now on!”
“I’m not going to throw out my underwear!”
“I would really think twice before you disobey me again. You’re really testing my patience. If you make this difficult for me, I will not put much effort in keeping your padded ass a discrete secret. Maybe more people need to know about your potty problems. Maybe your mom has some advice!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
“I don’t know. It might be a good idea. You obviously are having some issues. You must’ve been a hard boy to potty train. I think she’d have some good ideas!”
“Fine! I’ll do whatever you want!” Rocky gave in, on the verge of tears. “Just please don’t tell anyone!”
“There. That’s a good boy.” Jessica’s stern face flipped to a giddy one almost instantly. “I think we can keep it a secret as long as you behave. Besides, we still have auntie Kylie and Samantha in case we ever need a babysitter. Now get to work throwing those ugly big boy undies away. We don’t want you late for work!”
Rocky begrudgingly took the garbage bag and waddled over to his dresser. He opened the underwear drawer and looked down at the last remnant of his manhood one last time. His face was burning with embarrassment and tears started rolling down his face as he grabbed pairs of underwear from the drawer and stuffed them into the bag.
Jessica saw that Rocky was crying and felt a little bad, but she knew it was for the best. She loved how close they had gotten over the last week. He might not want to admit it, but he needed to be the submissive one in the relationship and diapers were the perfect vehicle to make that happen.
Jessica took a bag of diapers out from the closet and instructed Rocky to fill his underwear drawer with them. He noticed that Jessica had gradually moved away from the plain white, medical style of diapers that were easier to hide discretely, and had replaced them with thicker, more crinkly diapers with babyish designs.
When Rocky finished filling the drawer with diapers, Jessica pulled a pair of underwear out of the garbage bag and looked at it mischievously, confusing Rocky. What was she thinking of now?
“Do you want to wear big boy undies one last time?” Jessica asked.
“Ummm. Yes.” Rocky answered, cautiously. This must be a trap, but he couldn’t get in trouble if he accepted something that she offered, could he?
“Okay. Kneel on the floor and put your hands behind your back!” Jessica ordered, gleefully.
Rocky was too defeated to question this odd command and just did as he was told. Jessica wasted no time in putting the underwear over his head and telling him to stay there.
Rocky supposed it could have been worse, but it was still a bit humiliating. He had to admit that part of him did enjoy letting his girlfriend order him around and have fun at his expense. It did appeal to some part of him that he didn’t realize that he had until the past week. Maybe he really did crave all of this deep down. Maybe that’s why he regressed to the pissy pants state that he was in so quickly. He didn’t even react when he heard the sound of Jessica’s phone taking a picture of him in this vulnerable position. At least his face was hidden.
Meanwhile, Jessica was filled with joy. She had never admitted it to anyone before, but this was a dream come true for her. This all started as a soft probe to see if her boyfriend would be willing to play along with her most secret fantasy. She was surprised how quickly and easily she could turn him into a submissive diaper boy. She wondered if her plan was that good or if she just got lucky. It was probably a bit of both. Her boyfriend may have a lot of accidents in his pants now, but all of this was no accident.
“Bro, check out these fucking pledges. We have them in diapers this year. Fucking hilarious.”
Matthew stared at his frat brother Tim’s phone of the new pledges.
“Those aren’t diapers. They’re pull-ups,” he said as he sipped a beer.
Tim put his phone down, looked at his buddy strangely. “What?”
Now Matthew went silent. Fuck.
“What?”
“You said they’re not diapers, they’re pull-ups. Okay? What the fuck’s the difference?”
“Nothing. No, you’re right, they’re diapers.”
“You seem really knowledgeable about what and what is not a diaper, buddy. Why is that?”
Matthew scoffed. “Come on, I just, it’s nothing.”
Fucking Tim. Always was a ballbuster. He knew Tim was just shitting with him – right? – but he had to nip this in the bud too.
“Yo. Tell me now why you know the difference between diapers and, what was it, pull-ups? Or I tell all the other brothers I found you wearing diapers.”
“What? Fuck off, man, you did not.”
“You’re right. But I will tell everyone and they will believe me. So, buddy. Answer me.”
“Everyone knows. Those are, just, like, you can see those are, like, slimmer and shit. I don’t know, I saw a commercial once.”
“You saw a commercial. That explained the difference between adult diapers and adult pull-ups. And you stored that information in your brain for just this occasion. And, hey, why you blushing?”
Was he, Matthew wondered? He did feel a bit flush, which happens to diaper fetishists when people start to know their secret.
“Just drop it, it’s funny. They’re in diapers. It’s cool, love seeing the pledges humiliated.”
Matthew felt Tim still staring at him.
“All right. I won’t tell the brothers. Gonna email Katie though and tell her I can’t keep a secret anymore that I found adult diapers under your bed.”
Katie, his girlfriend. Tim wouldn’t. “Come on, dude. Stop it. Stop fucking with me. If anyone has a weird thing it’s you.”
“Sure. Diaperboy. Matthew the diaperboy. Mr. Diaper Encyclopedia. Diaperboy Matty.”
Horrifically, Matt felt himself getting hard under his shorts. All this talk of diapers. And exposure. And his girlfriend finding out. and being taunted and bullied by a frat brother. Of course he’d squirted into his Pampers many times imagining his frat finding out, maybe turning him into a frat baby, keeping him in a crib, outing him to the college as a diaper-wearing faggot. Making him wear soiled diapers to class. But that was fantasy. He didn’t actually want it. But did his cock?
Tim was now smiling at Matthew. “Diaper. Boy.”
With that Tim reached over and felt his frat brother’s cock.
“Hey, fuck off!” Matthew yelled.
Tim burst out laughing. He’d felt the hardness. He shook his head. “Diaperboy Matthew. Diaperboy Matthew. My little diaperboy all grumpy? Huh? Need a diaper change? Don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have diapers and not pull-ups. Oh yeah, I gotta tell the guys this.”
With that he bounded away. Matthew sat there, terrified. Afraid of what was to come. His cock had given him away. Where would it lead? Him being paraded around sororities in his diapers, sucking a paci, his frat bros holding a leash as they pranced him around campus? That was the thought in his mind as he rubbed his cock and that’s what the other frat brothers saw when they walked in on Matthew. Who would now, and forever more, be known as Diaperboy Matthew.
Ok, so these ABU Little Kings 🦁 are the real deal! Prints are cute, but the combo of the fabric and the fit is the bigger deal IMO; think these might be the coziest diapers I’ve had since I was a toddler, but they’re too darn expensive! I’d like to buy a lot more, but they’re chronically out of stock. Plus, my every day diaper can’t cost $45/pack! 
ABU’s got a winner, but as soon as they can, they should ramp up production and also make a plain white variant. They’ll miss out by keeping these as an ultra specialty ABDL diaper - they’ll make way more $$$ with scale and a more reasonable premium price. Plenty of younger guys who never knew the fully-plastic diapers miss this material, and I think plenty of non-ABDLs would dig the fit. The incon/bedwetting community would totally buy these if they were less insanely expensive. Just my two cents for Casey!
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57 Ways to Humiliate a Sub Faggot
Humiliation is an important part of every faggot’s training. When a Man humiliates a faggot, He’s teaching him humility (a faggot must remain humble and not allow his ego to get in the way of his ability to serve and obey superior Men), respect (a faggot must learn to show appreciation and esteem to superior Men) and obedience (a faggot must learn to cede all control to superior Men). Plus, it’s just plain fun to embarrass or shame a faggot sometimes — and faggots exist to amuse as much as they do to serve.
Unfortunately, faggots have very little shame. Therefore, it can sometimes be difficult to imagine new ways to humiliate them. With that in mind, i’ve created a the following list of 57 ways for Men to humiliate Their faggots. Go forth, Men, and have fun playing with your subs!
Make him wear a butt plug and send him to the gym to workout — ensuring that he changes and showers in the locker room with the butt plug still in.
Cum on his face or in his hair, then send him out to run errands for You; make it clear that he’ll be severely punished if he returns and You discover that he’s wiped the cum off.
Call or text him at will and order him to piss his pants and send You a picture of it. If You do it when You know he’s out in public — at a bar, perhaps, or on the train during their evening commute home from work — even better.
Serve him his dinner in a dog bowl and make him eat it — sans utensils — kneeling like an animal on the floor next to You while You sit and eat Your dinner at the table like the Man You are.
Make him serve as a piece of furniture — a footrest, perhaps, or a coffee table on which people can set their drinks — during Your next party.
Make him address You as “Sir” in public. He should already be doing it in private, but addressing You that way in public will take Your power dynamic to a whole new level. To kick it up yet another notch, make him call You “Master.”
Outfit him with an ashtray mouth gag and station him on Your patio for smokers to use during Your next get-together.
Spontaneously order him to jerk off to completion in front of You or others in a random or inopportune time and/or place. Then, make him eat his load.
Forbid him from using the restroom for the day and make him wear a diaper, instead. Let him know you’ll be inspecting the diaper later, so he’d better make use of it.
Make him use the bathroom — piss and/or shit, Your choice — in front of You or others.
Perform an unannounced strip search and/or cavity check in an unexpected time or place — out at a bar, for instance, or in the parking lot when You’re out running errands.
Piss or cum into his food; make him eat it while You watch.
Forbid him to walk in front of You; faggots have to crawl on all fours.
Lock him in a cage naked during Your next party and let Your guests ogle at him like a zoo animal.
Dress him in slutty clothes and send him out in public to run errands for You.
Make him give himself an enema while You watch.
Make him use the urinal in a public mensroom with his pants around his ankles; or, if he has to shit, make him do so in a stall with the door wide open. Alternatively, or in addition, require that he always keep the door wide open when he’s using the bathroom at home.
Make him wear a leash and collar in Your presence. Or, even better, out in public.
Forbid him from making eye contact with You.
Handcuff him in public.
Make him kneel in a public restroom with the word “toilet” written on his forehead.
Lock his cock in a chastity device.
Lock his cock in a chastity device, then make him change at the gym, the swimming pool, the beach, etc., with the cock cage on.
Shave his head.
Shave all his body hair.
Scold him like he’s a little boy.
Reprimand him in public when he does something bad.
Spank him in public.
Write “faggot” on his face or body with suntan lotion, then take him sunbathing and let the sun “brand” him.
Make him wear a T-shirt out in public that says “i’m a faggot,” or “slave,” or “pussyboy,” or “cumdump.”
Put him in a timeout, standing naked in the corner facing the wall for a period of time.
Spit in his face — bonus if it’s a loogie — and make him keep it there to dry. Forbid him from wiping it off.
Take him to the bathhouse with messages like “breed me” or “i drink piss” or “cocksucker” written all over his body in permanent marker.
Next time he’s eating Your ass, rip a fart in his face.
Next time You take a dump, take Your finger — or even Your turd itself — and wipe a streak of shit on his upper lip. Demand that he wear Your shit mustache there all day.
Make him suck a dildo in a public place — in the car on the highway during rush hour, for example — so others can see.
Only allow him to use the bathroom outside, like a dog.
Make him eat things out of Your ass.
Gag him with Your cock until he pukes, then make him lick up his vomit.
Make him sleep on the floor next to your bed, instead of in the bed.
Slap him. Hard.
Make him lick your shoes or boots — on command, in public.
Pee next to him at the urinal when You’re out and about; turn and face him so that You piss on him instead of in the urinal. Laugh, and make him walk around with Your piss all over him.
Make him wipe Your ass for You. Either with toilet paper, with his hand or with his tongue. All three are extremely humiliating.
Make him verbally recite a list of five, 10, 20 — whatever — things he loves and admires about You.
Cut or a rip a hole in the seat of his pants and send him out wearing them without underwear on underneath.
Give him an enema and then take him on a walk around the neighborhood with it still in. Make sure he’s wearing light-colored pants or shorts. Heheheh.
Make him flash his hole to strangers in the car on the highway, at a rest stop, or another location of Your choosing.
Whenever You need to use the toilet — at home or in public — escort him in with You and make him lick it clean for You so you have a pristine place to relieve Yourself.
Clip a clothes pin to his tongue and make him say “i am a faggot” 10 times until he’s drooling all over himself.
After you fuck him, hose him off naked in the yard like a dirty animal.
Make him approach a stranger and “confess” something dirty and embarrassing. Like, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and i like to sniff Men’s asses.” Or, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and my cunt is filled with cum right now.” Or, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and i drink piss.”
Make him make animal noises for You on command: “Bark like a dog!” Or, “Meow like a cat!” Or, “Show me what sound a pig makes!”
Make him clean his cunt every time he shits. Pre-mix a cleaning solution for him to use — Your piss, perhaps, mixed with some dish soap — and store it in a spray bottle labeled “fag bath” or “cunt cleaner.” Make him display this cleaner next to the toilet in his home, where any guests are sure to see it.
Take him into a photobooth and make him pose for pictures with Your cock in his mouth, then walk away and make him leave the pictures for the next patron to find — not knowing who will find them or what they’ll do with them.
Make him approach a stranger at a bar, in a bathroom or at a sex club and beg for their cock, piss or cum.
Make him dust Your home using a feather duster stuck up his ass.
Invitation accepted I’m gonna fuck you to death………
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