WANKSGIVING

A One Direction fic fest to celebrate the 4th Thursday in November the way it should be: With masturbation!

[wanksgivingfest]

Thanks to the talented authors who participated in Wanksgiving!

Fics are listed in the order they were added to the collection. Authors, please @wanksgivingfest in your fic post if you’d like it reblogged.

🍗 Early Bird Gets The Worm by LiveLaughLoveLarry (SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFic)

🦃 pumpkin spiced regret by disgruntledkittenface

🍗 The Unselected Journals of Louis W. Tomlinson - Vol 1 by YesIsAWorld

🦃 Zero Day by haztobegood

🍗 Only one thing on my mind (cause I want you bad) by Worldsofdreamers

🦃 Shaking In The Shockwave by LetTheMusicMoveYou

🍗 freaky friday by tracksuitponytail

🦃 Let Me In One More Time by homosociallyyours

Please let these wonderful authors know you appreciate them by leaving kudos and comments!

[wanksgivingfest]

Hi hi! Just wondering if you plan to run the fest this year? I just finished drafting something so I'm hoping so, but don't want to assume 🦃🖐️💦

I am so sorry that I didn't see this ask until now! Interest and participation were pretty low last year, so I didn't run it for 2025. If it's something people want for 2026, I'd be up for it.

[louandhazaf]

The Unselected Journals of Louis W Tomlinson - Vol 1

1k // rated E // Louis/Harry The Wandering of Things was not new, nearly two years into living here. However, the, uh, nature of this particular thing was quite different.

Written for @wanksgivingfest 2024 and a gift to @lululawrence

[disgruntledkittenface]

pumpkin spiced regret

by @disgruntledkittenface for @wanksgivingfest

You know what they say: If you can’t take the heat in the kitchen, masturbate in the guest bathroom.

stylinshaw | mature | 1.8k

READ ON AO3

[tracksuitponytail]

freaky friday

by tracksuitponytail for @wanksgivingfest

It’s Friday the 13th—a day like any other for Louis until he wakes up in the middle of the night... in his best friend's body.

Harry/Louis | 1.7k | explicit

READ ON AO3

[letthemusicmoveyou28]

Shaking In The Shockwave by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

Pairing: Harry/Louis (strangers to lovers)

Rating: Explicit (4k)

Written for @wanksgivingfest 2024

Harry looks up then at the tall building in front of him, as people rush past him on the pavement all around. It looks like any other building in London. Then again, he isn’t exactly sure what his was expecting.

A neon sign on the side of the building proclaiming SEX HOTEL maybe?

Of course there is no such sign, instead there’s just elegant gold lettering that reads The Suite Spot.

Harry had rolled his eyes when he’d first read that name, but he’s always been a sucker for a good pun. A luxury hotel experience that will have you coming again and again the website had read.

It felt a little too on the nose, but then again, Harry’s the one that sought out the website in the first place so who’s he to judge?

(Or the one where Harry is still reeling and heartbroken after discovering his fiancé has been cheating on him. So in a moment of desperation, he decides to spend the weekend at a self-pleasure hotel. As it turns out, the gorgeous blue eyed man at the front desk is more than willing to help distract him).

Title from Dressed to Kill by the Wombats

Read on AO3!

[haztobegood]

Zero Day by haztobegood

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Rating: E Words: 1k Summary: Harry can’t not think about Louis in the shower. Because for the past five days, Louis has been all Harry thinks about. Who could blame him? Ever since they met five days ago near Tuolumne Meadows, Harry wanted him. or, Harry and Louis are thru-hikers on the PCT.

Written for @wanksgivingfest 2024

[defences-down]

Only one thing on my mind (cause I want you bad)

Niall/Zayn | 2.8 K Explicit

Zayn can't sleep. So he does the only reasonable thing he can think of, call his boyfriend who is on tour for some relief.

written for @wanksgivingfest

[wanksgivingfest]

Why celebrate Thanksgiving when you could celebrate Wanksgiving?

And what better way to do that than to write a fic about wanking?

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wanksgivingfest so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EST on Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 28, 2024 aka Wanksgiving!

Tag @wanksgivingfest in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain ai

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

[wanksgivingfest]

Still plenty of time to write something for Wanksgiving!

[wanksgivingfest]

Why celebrate Thanksgiving when you could celebrate Wanksgiving?

And what better way to do that than to write a fic about wanking?

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wanksgivingfest so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EST on Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 28, 2024 aka Wanksgiving!

Tag @wanksgivingfest in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain ai

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

[wanksgivingfest]

It’s the weekend before Wanksgiving

✊🦃💦

[wanksgivingfest]

Why celebrate Thanksgiving when you could celebrate Wanksgiving?

And what better way to do that than to write a fic about wanking?

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wanksgivingfest so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EST on Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 28, 2024 aka Wanksgiving!

Tag @wanksgivingfest in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain ai

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

[wanksgivingfest]

1 week to Wanksgiving!

✊🍗💦

[wanksgivingfest]

Why celebrate Thanksgiving when you could celebrate Wanksgiving?

And what better way to do that than to write a fic about wanking?

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wanksgivingfest so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EST on Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 28, 2024 aka Wanksgiving!

Tag @wanksgivingfest in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain ai

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

[wanksgivingfest]

Next Thursday!

🍗🦃🥧

[wanksgivingfest]

Why celebrate Thanksgiving when you could celebrate Wanksgiving?

And what better way to do that than to write a fic about wanking?

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older

All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed

This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wanksgivingfest so your snippet can be reblogged

No word count requirements

No sign-ups, just write your fic

Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EST on Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 28, 2024 aka Wanksgiving!

Tag @wanksgivingfest in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain ai

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

[wanksgivingfest]