Wanna One incorrect quotes

(in)correct quotes for wanna one and produce 101 s2 (This is a sideblog)

[326aries]

@ all the really tall idols: please, be safe up there. You’re very far off the ground

[wannaoneconvos]

Me @ guanlin

[wannaoneconvos]

Jaehwan drunk: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Minhyun: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Jaehwan tearing up: All the time

[wannaoneconvos]

Jisung: I'm not a lame mom

Jisung: I'm a cool mom

Jisung: Right?

Woojin: You're not even a mom

Jisung: You're grounded

[wannaoneconvos]

Sungwoon: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship.

Jaehwan: You and me?

Sungwoon: Don't make me laugh Jaehwan, I know you wanna hit this so hard.

[wannaoneconvos]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HELP HIS GIRLFRIEND PUT ON HER SHOES

[wannaoneconvos]

Jaehwan: You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you

Sungwoon: That's not fair then I wouldn't be able to insult anyone

[wannaoneconvos]

Sungwoon: The helmet looks kinda lame

Seongwoo: You know what isn't lame?

Seongwoo: Safety.

[wannaoneconvos]

Parent Talk featuring Taeyong from NCT

Taeyong: All my boys snacks are organic

Jisung: How nice! Mine just eat candy off the floor

[wannaoneconvos]

Ong: When you said you were magical in bed, this wasn't what I was exp-

Daniel: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?

Ong: Holy fuck

[wannaonescenes]

wanna one college au! —instagram edition.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡

—lee daehwi

music production major

is considered a genius by his classmates

spends his weekends holed up in the studio

is friendly with literally everyone

[wannaoneconvos]

Jisung: Excuse me sir have you seen my son Woojin?

Jisung: He's about this tall and clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

[wannaoneconvos]

Jinyoung: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands

Jihoon, scoffing: Jinyoung, that's physically impossible.

Jinyoung: *Cups Jihoon's face* Are you sure?

Jihoon: *blushing* holy shit

[wannaoneconvos]

Jaehwan: I went to clean the pile of dirty sheets on my bed then I realized it was just Jisung

Jisung: I love you too

[wannaoneconvos]

Guanlin: Daewhi is so annoying

Random Person: Yeah I don't really like him

Guanlin: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked. My mom Is calling your mom and your not invited to my teen king super sweet sixteen beach birthday bash

[wannaoneconvos]

Sungwoon: The only time I set the bar low is for limbo

[wannaoneconvos]

[Woojin uses the restroom]

Jaehwan: Make sure to put the toilet seat down

Woojin: Okay

Woojin: [to the toilet seat] You're worthless and nobody likes you

[wannaoneconvos]

[Skipping rocks at the lake]

Minhyun: The sunset looks so beautiful tonight

Sungwoon: [whispering] take that you fucking lake