Halloween Valentines 1/?
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Halloween Valentines 1/?
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
"We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
so what do you guys have planned for valentines day
murder
thats the spirit
question of the day: why does my promo never show up in the tags ??
CONGRATULATIONS, Lakewood. Happy one hundred years of lying to yourself. Lakewood is CURSED. People DIE in this town. ALL THE TIME, and we act like nothing happened. // indie brooke maddox, penned by hales. graphic credit.
* SCREAM FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
SCREAM :
❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜
❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜
❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜
❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜
❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜
❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜
❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜
❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜
❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜
❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜
❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜
❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜
❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜
❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? Don’t think so! ❜
❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜
❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜
❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel! ❜
❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜
❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜
❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜
❛ What’s your favorite scary movie? What comes to mind? ❜
❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜
❛ Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? ❜
❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜
SCREAM 2 :
❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I? ❜
❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜
❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜
❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜
❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜
❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜
❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜
❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜
❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜
❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜
❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜
❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜
❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜
❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜
❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜
❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜
❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜
❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜
❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜
❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ Is that the best you can do? ❜
❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto. ❜
❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜
❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜
SCREAM 3 :
❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜
❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜
❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name]. ❜
❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜
❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜
❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. ❜
❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜
❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜
❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜
❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜
❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜
❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜
❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜
❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜
❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜
❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜
❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜
❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜
❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜
❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜
❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜
❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜
❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜
SCREAM 4 :
❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜
❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜
❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜
❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜
❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜
❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive. ❜
❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜
❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜
❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜
❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜
❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜
❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜
❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜
❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜
❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜
❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜
❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜
❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜
❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜
❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net? ❜
❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜
❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜
❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜
❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜
DON’T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL ! / independent + private sidney prescott of the scream franchise. stabbed by blythe.
i am done with all replies. like this post if i missed yours ! in the meantime, send me one of these or like this post for something small & random. shoot me a message if you’d like to do some plotting !
❛ well– i don’t really believe in motives, sid. i mean, did norman bates have a motive ? did they ever really decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? DON’T THINK SO ! see– it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive, sid. ❜
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❛ am i supposed to be scared now ? ❜ head tilts to the side as he turns , trying not to give her a look that says, c'mon now. billy knows a thing or two about scaring people and this - a ‘haunted’ house full of nothing but dust and old furniture - this wasn’t s c a r y. but he doesn’t want to let that skeleton out of the closet ( just yet ).
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random dialogue starters from riverdale. always feel free to change pronouns!
001. ❛ i don’t follow rules , i make them . ❜
002. ❛ i’m not crazy . ❜
003. ❛ i barely acknowledged my own birthday . ❜
004. ❛ i’m right here . ❜
005. ❛ in case you haven’t noticed , i’m weird . . . i’m a weirdo . ❜
006. ❛ my specialty is ice . ❜
007. ❛ i need girls with fire on my squad . ❜
008. ❛ we’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town . ❜
009. ❛ listen up fives , a ten is speaking ! ❜
010. ❛ if the manolo blahnik fits . ❜
011. ❛ be the jay to my bey ? ❜
012. ❛ i do everything for everyone . . . can’t i do this one thing for me ? ❜
013. ❛ don’t underestimate her . ❜
014. ❛ sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world . ❜
015. ❛ snakes don’t shed their skin so easily . ❜
016. ❛ you can’t go through life trying not to get hurt . ❜
017. ❛ you’re so much stronger than all of the white noise . ❜
018. ❛ you want one , you take us both . ❜
019. ❛ i self — identify as a loner . ❜
020. ❛ i don’t fit in . ❜
021. ❛ if you breathe , it’s because i give you air . ❜
022. ❛ look , it’s the rich kids from the goonies . ❜
023. ❛ i’ll figure it out . . . i always do . ❜
024. ❛ no more us , no more hugs , no more kisses . ❜
025. ❛ i was born for this moment . ❜
026. ❛ just make it back to me . ❜
027. ❛ to be discussed . . . over many burgers . . . and many days ❜
028. ❛ you think blowing up a building is going to make things better ? ❜
029. ❛ i don’t care anymore . ❜
030. ❛ and for one shining moment , we were just kids . ❜
The Following Sentence Starters
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I just wanted it to be over.
Poe believed the eyes are our identity, windows to our soul.
Wow, that was pathetic.
You don’t want to do this.
Do we really need to feed the cops, can’t they just order pizza?
This is the romantic period; death is about theme, mood, motif, emotional aesthetic…
I can handle dead people. You kill a dog, I go crazy!
Did you know that the FBI estimates that up to 300 serial killers are active in the US on any given day?
Just keep saying it over and over again until it sticks.
When was the last time you had a drink?
I asked you some very specific questions. I’d like you to answer them.
I’m gonna go check around back, see if I can see through the window.
Did I just ruin our first kiss?
It’s important you take care of yourself, preserve you strength.
I can’t be this blind, can I?
I’ve been planning this for a long time.
Now, your being here may raise some eyebrows.
Actual books or digital files?
Sorry. I slipped.
Are you kidding? I don’t want to stay in that house alone.
Can we sort of pretend that we like each other and, I don’t know, see where that goes?
Oh, dear. Has someone been playing with matches?
I know you’re mad at me right now, but you can’t ruin things for everyone.