THE WIGMAKER JOB
sentences from the short story by courtney woods
change pronouns as needed!
you need to cancel the event.
someone's put a contract on your head.
the dragon does not fear the crow.
you're not wearing that, are you?
at least i don't look like a tourist.
you look like you're attending a funeral.
you've always been her favorite.
my talents lie elsewhere.
you're the one with the silver tongue.
sit down. enjoy a little hospitality.
i won't talk, even if you torture me.
i'm too busy to torture you.
you're not a true believe - except when it comes to coin.
i always assume the mark knows i'm coming.
we were at the tailor for hours.
i know how much you enjoy dressing up.
you're not the least bit curious?
to be fair, you never told me the plan.
this job is looking better all the time.
guess i'll have to buy you another
do you still recite that old nursery rhyme?
what can i say? it's catchy.
they'll never see me coming.
that cavalier attitude's going to get you killed.
he doesn't deserve a quick death.
he'll die. but in the right way.
we can't help these people.
we can give them vengeance.
i thought the plan was to have a few laughs, slit some throats!
it's about to become very dangerous.
nothing a little soap can't fix.
right and wrong are a matter of perspective.
i know trouble when i see it.
get that man to stop yelling at me.
some say a bribe spoils the vintage, but i think it tastes all the sweeter.
that does free me from promises i didn't intend to keep.
what do you want me to say?
it's impossible to refuse her.
never underestimate the power of observation.