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a safe space for buff dads

[wardencommando]

I'm super excited to be opening fanfiction commission slots again!

Ratings: Gen - Explicit

Canon, AUs, Original works

Main fandoms: Dragon Age (Origins, Awakening, II, Inquisition, Veilguard), Baldur's Gate 3, Jeeves and Wooster, Hades Game, Overwatch, Dungeons & Dragons, The Outer Worlds, Stardew Valley, Pillars of Eternity, Avowed, Scum Villain's Self Saving System, Heaven Official's Blessing, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, TF2, Tolkien. For a full list of fandoms I've written for, check out my Ao3. Hit me up for anything not listed above and I’ll be sure to let you know!

OCs welcome, kinks encouraged!

Private or public

Pricing: $2USD/100 words

If you have any questions that aren’t answered above, please feel free to ask! You can hit me up through Tumblr messenger, or email me at [email protected] 🌻

To top it off, here is my Ko-fi ♡

[thefugitivesaint]

Louis Popineau, ''Cocorico'', #48, 1901

[1five1two]

'Pandora'. Charles-Amable Lenoir. 1802. Detail.

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[retro-scifi-and-fantasy-art]

Bernie Wrightson (1948-2017) The Dragon and the Maiden (also known as The Water Dragon) 1978

[wardencommando]

I'm super excited to be opening fanfiction commission slots again!

Ratings: Gen - Explicit

Canon, AUs, Original works

Main fandoms: Dragon Age (Origins, Awakening, II, Inquisition, Veilguard), Baldur's Gate 3, Jeeves and Wooster, Hades Game, Overwatch, Dungeons & Dragons, The Outer Worlds, Stardew Valley, Pillars of Eternity, Avowed, Scum Villain's Self Saving System, Heaven Official's Blessing, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, TF2, Tolkien. For a full list of fandoms I've written for, check out my Ao3. Hit me up for anything not listed above and I’ll be sure to let you know!

OCs welcome, kinks encouraged!

Private or public

Pricing: $2USD/100 words

If you have any questions that aren’t answered above, please feel free to ask! You can hit me up through Tumblr messenger, or email me at [email protected] 🌻

To top it off, here is my Ko-fi ♡

[dailyclassicart]

Eyvind Earle - "Path in the Snow"

[dailyclassicart]

Oswald Achenbach - "A Majestic Tree in the Evening Light" (1852)

[7pleiades7]

Echo and Narcissus, (detail), (1903), by John William Waterhouse RA (English, 1849–1917), oil on canvas, 109.2 × 189.2 cm, The Walker Art Gallery, Liverpool

[dailyclassicart]

Edward Henry Potthast - "The Witchery of the Moonbeams" (1906)

[juniepops]

On god you wish it was the demon blade making me act this way

[driflloon]

miniature life by tasuya tanaka

[wildflowerdaysi]

Forecourt of a Gothic Cathedral by Moonlight. Carl Gustav Carus (1789-1869)

[flamingartofheart]

Still Life with Roses and Strawberries, 1890 - oil on panel

— Joseph Schuster (Austria, 1812–1890)

[idanit]

I am not immune to wordplay.

[dogpuppy]

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter