Primarchs and drunk driving
Mortarion - No??? Why would he do that? That's so stupid? Actually disgusted by the concept.
Fulgrim - Swears he's never done it but the truth is that it happened a couple of times in his youth. HE WAS YOUNG AND IMPULSIVE, OK???
Angron - Too mad to get drunk. Too mad to drive. Might be a safer driveing drunk though, since he's got real bad road rage.
Magnus - Hah! No. This nerd is more likely to isolate himself in his study with a good book rather than go driving when drunk.
Perturabo - Never. What's the point? Such a waste of time. Mad that it's even a thing. Would beat his sons if he saw them do it.
Alpharius - Are they drunk or are they just pretending to be? Because in either case; yes.
Lorgar - Gasp! He would NEVER! (He did it once after he got drunk on the communal wine during mass. Very ashamed of it.)
Horus - He was once a gang member. Of course he's done some drunk driving! Swears he's a good drunk driver (he isn't.)
Konrad - This man used to kill drunk drivers, what makes you think he'd ever be one?
Sanguinius - Does being high on Red Thirst count? Because if so, he might have done it once or twice. Otherwise, no, never.
Corvus - Has never done it and will never do it. It is irresponsible and someone might get hurt. Very serious about it.
Ferrus - What's the point? Being inebriated would seriously hamper his ability to drive, why would he do that? Sees it as a logical problem.
Rogal - Holds seminars about the dangers of drunk driving. Talks about responsible drinking.
Vulkan - Shamefully admits that he did it once as a youth. Never did it again though and learned his lesson (that poor salamander never saw it coming...).
Lion - Ok, listen, that one time doesn't count. He had never had alcohol before! How was he supposed to know vehicles and booze don't mix?
Leman - Has done it before and will do it again. Swears that he's a good drunk driver. Survivors would disagree.
Jaghatai - Did it a few times in his youth. Would take his bike on joyrides across the wast planes of his homeworld, beer in one hand.
Roboute - ... Yes. But only once! He was young and it was a momentary lapse of judgement! Would absolutely never do it again!
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