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@warhammer401k
I did not lie when I said this. @synfiction
Saw Guilliman at the supermarket today...
You found it,the Warhammer 40k
something, something, Magnus that one time
POV: You are Visarch and you came in to wake up Yvraine.
Based on a screenshot from Disney's Cinderella:
Average conversation for them
@ms--lobotomy thank you
warhammer 40k armor
Sillyness continues
Primarchs and drunk driving
Mortarion - No??? Why would he do that? That's so stupid? Actually disgusted by the concept.
Fulgrim - Swears he's never done it but the truth is that it happened a couple of times in his youth. HE WAS YOUNG AND IMPULSIVE, OK???
Angron - Too mad to get drunk. Too mad to drive. Might be a safer driveing drunk though, since he's got real bad road rage.
Magnus - Hah! No. This nerd is more likely to isolate himself in his study with a good book rather than go driving when drunk.
Perturabo - Never. What's the point? Such a waste of time. Mad that it's even a thing. Would beat his sons if he saw them do it.
Alpharius - Are they drunk or are they just pretending to be? Because in either case; yes.
Lorgar - Gasp! He would NEVER! (He did it once after he got drunk on the communal wine during mass. Very ashamed of it.)
Horus - He was once a gang member. Of course he's done some drunk driving! Swears he's a good drunk driver (he isn't.)
Konrad - This man used to kill drunk drivers, what makes you think he'd ever be one?
Sanguinius - Does being high on Red Thirst count? Because if so, he might have done it once or twice. Otherwise, no, never.
Corvus - Has never done it and will never do it. It is irresponsible and someone might get hurt. Very serious about it.
Ferrus - What's the point? Being inebriated would seriously hamper his ability to drive, why would he do that? Sees it as a logical problem.
Rogal - Holds seminars about the dangers of drunk driving. Talks about responsible drinking.
Vulkan - Shamefully admits that he did it once as a youth. Never did it again though and learned his lesson (that poor salamander never saw it coming...).
Lion - Ok, listen, that one time doesn't count. He had never had alcohol before! How was he supposed to know vehicles and booze don't mix?
Leman - Has done it before and will do it again. Swears that he's a good drunk driver. Survivors would disagree.
Jaghatai - Did it a few times in his youth. Would take his bike on joyrides across the wast planes of his homeworld, beer in one hand.
Roboute - ... Yes. But only once! He was young and it was a momentary lapse of judgement! Would absolutely never do it again!
A certain headless primarch in the lotd remakes an ancient weapon of mass destruction
Technically... If you REALLY think about it... The Imperium of Man is named after its most abundant resources...
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Found on reddit
warhammer fact of the day:
did you know? the Sabbat-pattern helmet used by the Sisters Militant of the Adepta Sororitas was designed with a liftable visor so that they can kiss and make out with each other while wearing it (they may have to tilt their heads a little).
this is true and canon. verified information.
After the Battle of Sixty Three Nineteen:
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