A Song Of My Ass and Tits

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[synkverv]

tessarion the blue queen

hotd 3.04

[kingalicent]

targtower kids + the four fear responses

[warmdragonstew]

alys quickly stuffing aemond and vhagar between the harrenhal couch cushions before cole and his army get there

[warmdragonstew]

hope alys lets aemond out of his pet crate next ep

[jeyneofpoole]

i genuinely do not understand how people could watch rhaenyra tell ulf that the crown owns his labor and body entirely and that he is now only an extension of the throne, imprisoned in the red keep with no autonomy or will of his own, denying him access to his friends and freedom of movement, and come out of that scene thinking that ulf is a cringe loser who needs to know his place. you people are under spells.

[goldcrescent]

I like how Daemon doesn’t have a stealth mode whatsoever so his master plan to deceive someone has every single time been “find an innocent civilian, burn them beyond recognition, and pass them off as a different dead guy”. And it always works bc who would suspect Daemon of not killing a guy when given the chance

[goldcrescent]

true

[gameofthronesdaily]

Three-headed Dragon

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

This is why Corlys wasn’t at that small council meeting.

[kingalicent]

realising daeron is a fawner just like his mother……..aemond is fight aegon is flight helaena is freeze but daeron is just trying to Be Good so he doesn’t get punished.

[mummer]

really really love this daeron i love his sensitive observant gaze i love his quiet placid nature i loveddddd his creepy cultish forcible indoctrination into masculinity i love that he is already war crimes mcgee. he’s only six seconds old

[fabienlaguna]

I kinda believe that he will ignore Aemond's claim in favor of Daeron

[visenyaism]

because Ormund Hightower getting in his teenage nephew’s face and coke ranting about the glory of the Hightower Reconquista that he has made up in his head that they are divinely ordained to accomplish to because of their special blood and no one understands but them IS exactly how Daemon was moving with fifteen year-old Rhaenyra in the first season of this show. kind of insane

[visenyaism]

Lesbians hate him! Local man is irritating

[evespearl]

[saintsqueensbutchers]

Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen,

House of the Dragon, 3.02- Queen's Landing

[valyrianheirs]

aemond

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

This is Aemond berating Alys for how she laid out his welcome buffet.

“Salad out first? Who does that? I filled my plate thinking that’s all there was and now I have no space for the good stuff. What am I supposed to do? Oh, just grab a side plate and fill that with meat instead? That looks greedy. Oh, you’d love that, wouldn’t you? ‘Three Steaks Aemond’, that’s what they’ll end up calling me.”

[ladystoneshart]

I think regardless of what you think of hotd you need to agree that it's kind of admirable that they are a UK based production that consistently hires trans actors in both major and minor roles. emma d'arcy is obviously the main example but like how cool is it that they needed a little boy for a small speaking role and they gave that role to a trans kid. when their government is actively trying to make the lives of trans children worse