Warner Hedgehog

Writer, Poet, singer, gibberer and painter. Now branching out into Youtube rubbish content. It/That/Oi/Slaaag/Thingy

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An 'article' about a festival.

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Chapter 37 has landed on its arse. It's called The Gubbins of Terror.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T. S. Eliot, Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Old Deuteronomy Additional Tags: kitties, Poetry Summary:

Inspired by the famous work by TS Eliot, this will be a collection of poems based on his characters and the various cats that lurk around here. If you're wondering where Echidna Touchstone came from, that's what Warner Hedgehog might have been in the early days. We start with "Fumbletips the Wuss Cat".

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stephen Sondheim - Fandom Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Song - Freeform, Musicals, side by side, smooth, Swish, High Class, classy, Top Hat and Tails Summary:

A silly song inspired by Sondheim's Side by Side. This is a smooth slow jazz sort of song. One day it may be unlucky enough to get a tune.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: Phantom of the Opera (2004), EastEnders Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Viscount of Camberwick, Billy Mitchell, Phil, Grant, Bianca, Letitia, Mo, Frank, Peggy, The Persian (Phantom of the Opera), Dale Smith, Frank Burnside, Bob Cryer, Sam Nixon, Mr mistoffelees Additional Tags: Crossover, Parody, Mash-up, Comedy, Humour, EastEnders - Freeform, Bill Bailey - Freeform, cockney, Neighbours, Lloyd-Webber, Gaston Leroux - Freeform, Coronation Street - Freeform, Hilda - Freeform, Vera - Freeform, Duckworth - Freeform, The Bill - Freeform, Les Misérables References, Cats, thenardier - Freeform Summary:

Phantom of the Opera meets EastEnders via a blender, this is more of a very strange mash-up than a normal crossover. Think of it as the Eastenders cast doing a mad parody. Inspired by Bill Bailey's 'Cockney Intro' routine, and by the idea of a cockney version of Lloyd-Webber's 'Music of the Night', this generally makes Joel Schumacher's Phantom film more fun.

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A song from Dorset

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An all new unsung song for your perusal. This is a bit of punky protest stuff. Toodle pip my lovelies. 

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The 36th chapter in the Brian and Eric stories. This will hit chapter 40 and come to a grinding halt. There may be the odd Christmas special (in a BBC sitcom stylee) and the Epic Adventure is eternally ongoing. Innit lovely?

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Are you given to reposting/regarding/reblogging mindless internet memes and 'facts' about immigrants and foreigners? If so, you're a gimboid who needs a hefty slap.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who, Kate Rowe Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: The Doctor (Doctor Who), Clara Oswin Oswald Additional Tags: Brocklevoons, Space Rabbits, Comedy, Crossover, Humour, Ryan Morrison Summary:

After a slight navigational error, The Doctor and Clara land someplace odd. Again. Expansion number one has happened. They now meet some rabbits.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who, Kate Rowe Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: The Doctor (Doctor Who), Clara Oswin Oswald Additional Tags: Brocklevoons, Space Rabbits, Comedy, Crossover, Humour, Ryan Morrison Summary:

After a slight navigational error, The Doctor and Clara land someplace odd. Again. This will probably get expanded a bit at some point.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Phantom of the Opera (2004), EastEnders Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Viscount of Camberwick, Billy Mitchell, Phil, Grant, Bianca, Letitia, Mo, Frank, Peggy, The Persian (Phantom of the Opera), Dale Smith, Frank Burnside, Bob Cryer, Sam Nixon, Mr mistoffelees Additional Tags: Crossover, Parody, Mash-up, Comedy, Humour, EastEnders - Freeform, Bill Bailey - Freeform, cockney, Neighbours, Lloyd-Webber, Gaston Leroux - Freeform, Coronation Street - Freeform, Hilda - Freeform, Vera - Freeform, Duckworth - Freeform, The Bill - Freeform, Les Misérables References, Cats, thenardier - Freeform Summary:

Phantom of the Opera meets EastEnders via a blender, this is more of a very strange mash-up than a normal crossover. Think of it as the Eastenders cast doing a mad parody. Inspired by Bill Bailey's 'Cockney Intro' routine, and by the idea of a cockney version of Lloyd-Webber's 'Music of the Night', this generally makes Joel Schumacher's Phantom film more daft.

Chapter 9: James May Triumphant! has now been nailed on.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Darth Vader, Leia Organa, R2-D2, C-3PO Additional Tags: Parody, Star Wars - Freeform, Comedy, Alcohol Summary:

A somewhat daft parody of Star Wars, ending the whole thing in one scene. The characters have been slightly warped.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Phantom of the Opera (2004), EastEnders Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Viscount of Camberwick, Billy Mitchell, Phil, Grant, Bianca, Letitia, Mo, Frank, Peggy, The Persian (Phantom of the Opera), Dale Smith, Frank Burnside, Bob Cryer, Sam Nixon, Mr mistoffelees Additional Tags: Crossover, Parody, Mash-up, Comedy, Humour, EastEnders - Freeform, Bill Bailey - Freeform, cockney, Neighbours, Lloyd-Webber, Gaston Leroux - Freeform, Coronation Street - Freeform, Hilda - Freeform, Vera - Freeform, Duckworth - Freeform, The Bill - Freeform, Les Misérables References, Cats, thenardier - Freeform Summary:

Phantom of the Opera meets EastEnders via a blender, this is more of a very strange mash-up than a normal crossover. Think of it as the Eastenders cast doing a mad parody. Inspired by Bill Bailey's 'Cockney Intro' routine, and by the idea of a cockney version of Lloyd-Webber's 'Music of the Night', this generally ruins Joel Schumacher's Phantom film. It'll make sense eventually when more chapters are added. Then again, maybe not.

It mooches around The Bill, Les Mis, Corrie and other odd places.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Phantom of the Opera (2004), EastEnders Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Madame Beery, Viscount of Camberwick Additional Tags: Crossover, Parody, Mash-up, Comedy, Humour, EastEnders - Freeform Summary:

Phantom of the Opera meets EastEnders via a blender, this is more of a very strange mash-up than a normal crossover. I am in the process of tidying up this mess.

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Before wreaking havoc in Erinsborough, a young Dennis Dimato tries to break into America via gang life.