Hit me up I'm nice and will love you forever

Hey man I'm Rosie, I'm nice, I love talking to people and I love eating spicy wings I'm Sicilian, I'm a 20 something Also I swear I'm not scary I love everyone, I don't bite so take a chance, if you need to vent and I'm able to reply I'll be honored to to help you through these things Stay strong ladies, gents, and everyone inbetween!

[yeur]

[785691370968457069813267098-dea]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!! not this agaim

He Is

Beautyful

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

People with OCD are:

• tough as nails • strong as Russian bears • literally able to survive anything • super real • loved by me

[praying]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Plankton from Spongebob eats holographic meatloaf. It makes not sense until you realize his species gains energy from light.

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[skinoutqueen]

I really cannot believe how nasty I can be when provoked by the right person. It’s sensational.

[waterintowineforagoodtime]

Every morning I wake up and flip a coin to see which it’ll be

[catgirl0926]

[dumbbadger]

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

[armedandgayngerous]

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection. 

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it. 

[unclevertitle]

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: I want you to give me printouts of the fonts that you have so I can pick and choose the ones I like.

Me: I have about 1000 fonts.

Client: Yes, perfect. Print ‘em all.

Me: No.

[astrobust]

Turn off location

[tryclops]

same energy

x

[gringoslur]

how do i write in english

me, opening google: inmidiatly

google: immediately

me: thanks. 

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[wolfgangreborn]

How does this even happen

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

Platonic Kisses Are Important

[wolfgangreborn]

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

[bnq]

“Platonic”

[wolfgangreborn]

This is so funny

[kirrys]

[br--art]

Self reflection

[br--art]

A fast mermaid doodle

[warning-alarmingly-gay]

I love her ;-;