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Allison | she/her | 24 | CRM archaeologist

[warp-factor-69]

what the actual shit

[number1greedlingfan]

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

[lovesurgical]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[midiport]

[teathattast]

[muttalert]

[robertszombie-deactivated202407]

me in the pussy if I'm totally honest

[pseudomantis]

I just saw an email walking around outside

[sacred-portal]

[glisteringlord]

[reflectionsofacreator]

I'm being very brave today

[grouper]

hes holding in a laugh you can tell

[finalfantasyvii]

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

[bgm05]

[underwaterspaghetti314]

[maliketh]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[camtankerous]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"