I'm Gonna Go Scream In A Brown Paper Bag

there's a method to my madness.

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

i still think chuck tingle is brandon sanderson

[drchucktingle]

🤔

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[viralfrog]

[rae-xoxo00]

omg the girlies

[astra-the-dragon]

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

Not leaving this in the tags

[asukam]

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

[uncomfortablecliche]

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[fromthemouthofkings]

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[shpjarkley]

I bet it feels really good to say "I will not elaborate." Unfortunately, I am a serial elaborator. Elaborations georg, if you will. Everywhere I go I am accompanied by six burly bodyguards whose sole job is to hold me back from situations where I might end up elaborating. I'd tell you more about them but they're about to pull me away from this post.