(Walks out onto a stage) Alright folks, who wants to hear some random Warren headcanons out of the blue
(99% of the audience leaves) ...Well, tough, I'm gonna tell you anyways.
This man doesn't have a house; Bro lives underground, in a burrow in the dirt that he made.
He loves rainy days; If he doesn't have anything planned he'll just lay in the grass and chill. He need moisture after all lmao
Living trashcan pretty much. He'll eat things that are definitely not supposed to be eaten; Dirt, rotten fruit, newspapers, teabags, ect ect... He'll be embarrassed if he's actually caught though lmao
He can't handle spicy food though... AND he's lactose intolerant. That's a double L there fr
Huge wuss when it comes to horror movies; He'd get #jumpscared by One Missed Call of all films lmfao
He definitely has abandonment & attachment issues and you can't prove me wrong. Show him even a little bit of basic kindness and he'll end up following you around like a lost puppy begging for scraps.
It's extremely easy to get him flustered; Most likely because you know damn well no one's actually genuinely complemented him before
He has bad eyesight, and actually needs glasses. However he chooses not to wear them because they somehow emphasize his rat eyes lmao
He's cold-blooded. He cannot handle if it's too hot or too cold in a place, and he will get dramatic about it.
He's a huge nerd, like, the absolute mega nerd for comics and video game.
You know those "I paused my game to be here" "Dark Brony" shirts? He has a collection of shirts like that and he thinks they're cool.
He doesn't sleep on a day & night cycle, so he's often tired. Drinks alot of caffeine because of it. However if he goes through a stressful situation, he'll take a looonnnggggg nap after it. Otherwise if he can't nap then he'll take a smoke break.
Making music is a hobby of his, It passes the time. He also enjoy's singing too; Doesn't mean he's any good at it mind you, but he enjoys doing it.
This man can't fight for shit. Like, 9 times outta 10 he'll always get his ass kicked; However, he can do a narsty headbutt, but that's about all he has going lmao
I think he still wants his old friends/coworkers back, despite thinking that they were "Bad friends" that just didn't have business brains; Since in his lil backstory the friends come running back to him and apologize (which as we know clearly didn't happen), and even after The Trio just absolutely roast him he still ends up going inside Yellow's head just because Red ""offered"" to hang out with him (even though it's obvious that they don't like him. At all). He's one lonely guy fr lmao
That's about it for now lmao
