stand in the fire

[lonestatus]

notice how nobody liked being at work today

[p-oolshark]

[darksouls2fan-deactivated202512]

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

[fancycolours]

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[comradetork]

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

[lesserknownwaifus]

The joint lady from The D.A.R.E. Report: The Land of Decisions and Choices

[warrenzevon]

[warrenzevon]

Worrier King - Warren Zevon

[oldmanpeace]

rip king

[seinfeldtv]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[waskitty]

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

[tweeterwilbury]

WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I GO FOR A RIDE TILL I GET TO THE BOTTOM AND I SEE YOU AGAIN

[feralchaton]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me