random Vegebul and other things

a high school teacher's escape from constant teenage overload.

[warshadelookingforwork]

Watched a video with me in it. Why did I do that? Stupid, idiot. You are FAT. UGLY people like you have friends so they can feel better about themselves.

So much for years of therapy.

[everythingfox]

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

[wakandamama]

HE JUSTA BABY 🥺

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I love elephants so much.

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.

[divagonzo]

Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.

[warshadelookingforwork]

Hybrid learning- it's actually nice to be back in the classroom. I feel more in sync with my job rather than waking up, doing the 15 second commute, dealing with everyone's heightened anxiety and ask of motivation.

M and t are ok. Few students are there...and I can actually interact with them. Th and Fri are when I have challenging people. Like hello. I am teaching and you are face timing (quietly but still). Those people are not doing well. Now I understand why. No attention span.

However I am leery of full re opening. I do not want to fall into the traps I know will be coming up.

[warshadelookingforwork]

I am apparently not worth anything to anyone except my immediate family.

[mondovegebul]

...the fuck's a comma?! These Vegebul fics have OVER 9000 WORRRDS

Aw shucks…you got it! I’ll be sticking with some personal favorites of the better-known lengthier must-reads with a shorter piece by the same author if you want a little test-drive first. Since (somehow?) I haven’t really made a fanfic rec post yet, thank you, i-cant-let-you-down-again, for asking! Please let me know if you’ve read them all and I’ll work post-haste on finishing my “not-as-well-known-but-still-really-awesome-fics” post. And of course, there are still tons of also really great and well-known pieces that I’ve not mentioned because I would likely write forever about V/B fanfiction so I have to stop somewhere. At least for today.

Most of these pieces don’t go beyond some minor OOCness but if you’re firmly in the NO OOC EVER category, sorry. And also used Mediaminer links when appropriate for maximum lemon appreciation. I also apparently need to write a separate post on this one fic (Lisalu’s A Glad Day) because I started and then 1500 words later realized I was a bit off track. (I took it off the list but will finish it up soon.) I’ll do my best to keep this moderately succinct and to the point. SUCH A LIE LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS On to some recs!

World Enough and Time by Lisalu

I’ll preface this with a lighthearted warning that is wholly contradictory to how ruthlessly grim this AU is—it starts off with a BulmaxRaditz pairing. But fret not; you’ll get more than your share of Vegebul and tears soon enough. A gripping series of events play out as wartime necessitates the discovery of how to triumph over an unspeakable evil. World Enough and Time is less explicit than some of Lisalu’s other works but it’s just as emotionally taxing…and a must-read.

Also check out: Chikyuu (…I’m struggling to summarize this, but the amount of ground covered in this two-part AU one-shot is beyond impressive)

From Bad to Worse by Darke Angelus

This one is the first in a trilogy and is a 3-year fic but don’t run away screaming just yet! This might be the rec that delves furthest into OOC territory but honestly, I like Darke’s intellectual!Vegeta as he has a sense of genius that rivals Bulma’s while still remaining a cantankerous badass. This series is one of my yearly rereads and all three stories are enjoyable and well-written to boot. Melodramatic as all get-out, certainly, but balanced with with some seriously funny moments to counter the angsty, heart-wrenching ones.

Also check out: President for a Day (a fun one-shot with brainy!Vegeta minding Bulma’s CC duties while she’s sick)

Lab Monkey by Tempestt(/TemptingTemptation) 

I am genuinely afraid of Tempestt’s Vegeta in Lab Monkey. He’s ferocious and cunning and scary as hell. (Maybe that’s why I adore AUs so much; they allow Vegeta to truly be the piece of shit he is, which makes his development all the sweeter.) Bulma’s scientific mind just doesn’t know when to let well enough alone—then again, she’s always been a hormone-addled adrenaline junky on the lookout for adventure—as she’s bitten off more than she can chew with this experiment. A wickedly hot and insufferably fun story.

Also check out: Hot Summer Nights (yummy filthy filth filth one-shot raunchiness)

You’ll Be the Death of Me by niteryde 

Also the first in a trilogy, this is one of the best 3-year fics out there. What most surprised me when I first read this is that not only are Bulma and Yamcha still together at the beginning, but that the moments between the two of them are really enjoyable to read. In fact, Yamcha’s characterization really makes the buildup and progression of the V/B get-together all the more satisfying and worth the wait. Patience is a virtue but goddamnit niteryde you are too good at teasing us poor readers. So be prepared for some frustratingly hot tension.

Also check out: Thrill of the Hunt (a deliciously short and playful one-shot)

Broken Down Universe by dragonbabezee

Oh god GOD no don’t read this unless also you’re ready to also have your heart ripped out of your chest. This story is a masterpiece; it’s heartbreaking, funny, sensual…and flows beautifully between various plot elements whether they’re grand fight scenes or minor details. The complexity of this iteration of the V/B relationship is done so well and I can’t heap enough loads of praise on dragonbabezee for dealing with the time travel aspect so skillfully. I can’t do any real justice to a summary beyond that, but any lover of Vegebul absolutely must read this piece.

Also check out: Innocence (a shorter piece if you want to cry about kid!Vegeta instead; this has some relation to BDU but stands alone, too)

Whew. I’ll tack on this here at the end and note that these are all completed pieces in this post. There are some seriously amazing DBZ fanfics out there that are unfinished and likely never will be. If you’re a masochist—as apparently I am, considering I continue to read and reread incomplete stories all the time—feel free to ask for some recommendations in that realm, though I’ll likely cover the unfinished stuff another time as well.

Enjoy…and happy reads!

[warshadelookingforwork]

What a trial I must have been for college roommates. Anxious and scared to do anything.

What a burden I must have been for my latest ex. I don't travel (too scared). I do not cook. I initiated everything poorly.

What a problem for my teachers. Always wanting to be the smart, intelligent one. Watching me reach for things that I was always destined to fail.

Have your friends checked in on you? Called you? Have they initiated the text messages? I am the one who always reaches out.

I am fire.

[funny-thoughts]

When you are a kid, you can’t swear near adults, but when you are an adult, you can’t swear near kids.

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[bewitchingwitch]

I could use a miracle my life hasnt been doing too well lately 😅

[agniavateira]

May the power of destiny give us this wish. Hahaha

[hm-fck-deactivated20200326]

Could use a miarcle so bad.

I won’t ever give up hope.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

ways to see life in a softer light ✨

jump into puddles when it’s raining

draw and paint without needing to be “good” 

find a cookie recipe and do your best

collect weird rocks, thinking they’re gems

fall in love with sunsets, misty mornings, snow and rainbows

borrow a big stack of books from the library 

be excited for small things, like seeing a butterfly or pretty bird or a cat

do ‘embarrassing’ things without a care in the world if it makes you happy

go on your own adventures and plan new adventures for the future in a book

create detailed life stories of random strangers you see on the train

make a wish when an eyelash falls out, when you see a shooting star or ladybug, at 11:11pm, or invent your own superstitions for luck

have a rich world of imagination. create a beautiful strange world or thing to go to when you’re sad and need an escape, or just before you fall asleep so you can dream of this world.

be kind, gentle, loving and helpful without expecting anything back. make tea and sweet treats for people you love

believe in magical creatures, and make ordinary things and people magical in your own way.

learn to be alone and enjoy the silence and peace, but also care deeply about others, and make others feel loved and special like they deserve

find your signature scent, aesthetic, handwriting, songs, quotes, clothing and colors like you’re a protagonist in a movie

learn to smile instinctively at people you make eye contact with. be a person that radiates warmth. be the friend you’ve always needed and wanted

see the good side in everything. don’t hold grudges or let small things affect your happiness

when you catch yourself dreading something, keep telling yourself “it will be nice”, the worst case scenarios almost never happens

make playlists for your moods, your favorite people, places, moments and things you want to experience

invent games for mundane things, like raindrops having a race rolling down the window

go swimming and pretend to be a mermaid, grow flowers and make jam and apple pies and pretend you’re in a fairytale

explore places aimlessly. walk without a purpose so you find nice surprises and places that become special to only you

notice beauty in things that you usually don’t pay much attention to

[warshadelookingforwork]

I should remember to just shut up and let people fail. I am stepping on toes. People don't see or hear what I expect them to see or hear. Is it their inexperience or my arrogance? I can't tell these people since it just goes into the gossip mill and I become the bad one.

This does nothing to help my poor self esteem. Better just shut up and let it be for the next 5 months.

[jbae654-deactivated20240923]

Fanfic List

Because clearly I have too much time on my hands. If you are an author that is on this list and wishes to be removed, please message me. I wish to mention that this is my personal list - these are fics I have read and enjoy.

Fics marked with an * have been added since i posted the original list.

3 Year Fanfics (some of them might diverge from canon but all focus on the famous 3 years)

Light to my Darkness - by SaiyanPrince541

Mixed Blood - by Kerghan-MB

Proof of Love - by Lovelykotori

Human Hospitality - by Scoutergreen

The 3 year gap - by surleysaiyangood

Lost in translation - by kaotic321

The mistaken wish - by falmingpoetica

Culture Shock - by iflookscouldkill

Little Secrets - by jbae654

Earth Vermin - by toooldforthis76

Places that we knew - by wbss21

Why i’m yours - by yourwishgranted

What we deserve - by gotsnolegs

Saiyan Cells - by Bitchii-Usa*

To dream of Gods and Goddesses - by killthwight*

Imbroglio - by Mynsii*

Alternative Universe (Saiyans are still Saiyans etc)

From Zero - by saiphyr

Choices - by SaijnBulma

War Child - by Saiyx

Never Ever Land - by Dargonbabezee

Reign - by thats_my_bulma

Butterflies and Hurricanes - by FrogLady15

Accidental Intimacy - by springandbysummerfall

A Voyage Long and Strange - by Alienor_woods

Behind Palace Walls - by NeenaD91

Bound to you - by LilahMontgomery

Hour of Need - ThatGorgeousGirl

Darkness Falls - by wsprndadrk

Fever of Deceit - by springandsummerbyfall

Vengeance  - by catgirl26

Something in the Water - by LilacOwl

Bound by Fate - by InspiredDitto

Those who fight further - by Aurvelia Belmort

The price you pay - by the blue one

Killing me softly - by ImaginaryInk

Melting Ice - by Pukeko10

Driven by Need - by InspiriedDitto

Crimson - by GothicDream

Homeless Boy - by LPphreek

Against all Odds - by Temptestt

Free my heart  - by Temptestt

A brief moment in time - by Cka3ka

How to make love to a Saiyan - by Caprice6

Make a wish - by aria710

Aftershocks - by aria710

Beyond empty lands - by piccolo is green

Blue Doll - by LadyVegtees

The Attractions of Abduction - by Piccolo is green

Hiraeth - by Jbae654

World enough and time - by Lisalu*

Command Me - by Light Phyre*

Alternative Universe (No Saiyans)

Cream and Sugar - by musicofspehres

Girl Next Door - by LadyVegeets

Concerto - by BitchiiUsa

Kaio Ken - by Saixy

On Set - by LadyVegeets

Serendipity in College - by Maiika

Matrimonial Hook-up - by BlueMoonGodess

Betrothed - by ChubbyBunny

Diamond hearts don’t break - by Reia (R314)*

City of Stars - by Mynsii*

Hindsight - by Ann_Ominous*

I’ll be around when you get dark - by indevan*

Fics revolving around Vegeta

You can break me but you can’t take my pride - by Over8000

Innocence - by dragonbabezee

Kodak Moment - by chocolatebabka

Twice upon a time - by NinjaWhisper

Child of Desire - by Caprice6

BYAM - by That gorgeous girl

Follow me back into the sun - by RC McLachan

Sibling Rivalry - by Darke Angelus

Wrecked - by wbss21

Free and paid for - by gotsnolegs

Language Barrier - by Scoutergreen

Look my in the Stars - by sakurasencha*

Paff-Paff Magazine - by Gamesh* (head’s up this is in german)

Fanfics revolving around happenings in Super (including Resurrection F and BOTG)

Resurrection of doubt - by sogoldensolo

Ruptures in time - by jbae654

Revelations & Reconciliations - by jbae654

New Beginnings - by jbae654

Gods and Monsters - by Woubazoid

7 Year Gap & Post- Buu

Missed Connection - by Michika

The 7 year gap - by surleysaiyangood

To live again - by niteryde

Reconcile - by Shigasu

One-Shots (some AU some not, smut possible - read at own discretion)

Anatomy of a Battelfield - by RcMcLachen 

Regent - by RcMcLachen

Insignia - by piccolo is green

You - by TemptingTemptation

Dusk to Dawn - by piccolo is green

Somewhere only we know - by Lady Lan

Sunday Afternoons - by jbae654

Blood Red- by Piccolo is green

Fantasies - by jbae654

Rebel - by Piccolo is green

Intimate Desires - by Froglady15

Hypothesis - by BitchiiUsa

Sensory Overload - by Woubazoid

This is how our story ends - by LilahMontgomery

Lunch Break - by BlackSheep115

Black Magic - by Bitchii-Usa

Across the Way - by Lady Lan*

As time passes i will likely add more :) Hope you enjoy this list. Happy reading!

[warshadelookingforwork]

Boosting

[allofmystudentsrunaway]

oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..

other parents: how did you do that?

Me:do what?

Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..

Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross

Other parents:we don’t get it.

Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.

Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?

Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?

Other parents: thats not true

Me: have you tried it?

other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984

Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?

other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..

Me: i fail to see your reasoning…

Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…

other Parents: he talks??

[greenbergsays]

That “he talks??” bit gets me

Yeah, kids talk. If your kid doesn’t talk to you, it’s because of one of two reasons:

You’ve created such a hostile/unwelcoming home environment that they don’t feel comfortable enough to talk

You have signaled to them somehow, some way, that you don’t care about what they have to say. That what they have to say isn’t important.

Kids are not stupid, not at any age level. They pick up on shit and they remember and then when they grow to be teenagers, they know who they can talk to about stuff and who they can’t.

My 13 year old nephew is not particularly affectionate with his mother and he rarely talks to her about anything important, but there are times I can’t get that kid to stop hanging off me and he has those serious conversations with me, like when we discussed his friends coming out to him as bisexual.

It’s not even that hard to make a kid feel loved and welcome. I don’t even know what my nephew is talking about half the time with his games, but they’re important to him, so I let him talk and I make appropriate noises of shock and sympathy when they are needed.

He watches a lot of YT channels, so we’ve discussed the importance of regulating your media, because I don’t want motherfuckers like PewDiePie shaping his world view.

He reads anything from Stephen King to manga and he does that because I’ve been reading him books since he was a baby. I do it with all of my nieces and nephews; when they get school-aged and old enough to read on their own, our “us” time is going to the bookstore and letting them pick out a drink and a book.

Because reading is important to me and I want it to be important to them, too. Now, it’s not something I suggest, it’s something that my nephew asks for.

“I finished my book, Aunt [Dessie], when can we go to the bookstore again?”

And when I tell him a date, I make sure to keep it.

Saying, “You can talk to me about anything” and “you can rely on me” is all well and good, but words are just words. You have to mean it and you have to show them that you mean it.

Otherwise, when it gets to those important moments in their life, they’re gonna shut you out rather than let you in.

[findingfeather]

Seriously though, you guys. Like.

Here is a secret:

Children and adolescents are actually fucking desperate for adult attention and approval. They really are. Even the ones that have in fact kinda got fucked up so far and have learned that The Only Kind Of Attention They’ll Get Is Bad and so act like shitheads, or the ones that have learned to be inhibited (and it might not even be you who inhibited them, it mighta been their peers or some teacher somewhere, which sucks!) and learned that by showing need they’ll just end up humiliated, or whatever?

Yeah them too.

Kids want to make you happy.

They’re often TERRIBLE AT IT. They’re kids. Their brains don’t work right, their bodies are weird, they have terrible impulse control, horrible deferred satisfaction, they’re shitty at projecting future consequences, and especially if they HAVEN’T been taught they’re probably bad at showing you positive emotions!

They’re BAD AT IT. And they often don’t want anyone to know it. And they’re embarrassed about it.

But they desperately want to. So much.

So one of the most crucial things is:

a) make sure they know how to make you happy. Don’t assume they can figure it out! They probably can’t!

b) make sure that’s something that is literally possible for them to do.

c) make sure, when they do it, that you SHOW THEM YOU’RE HAPPY WITH IT.

It is absolutely ASTONISHING HOW FAST this can create a self-sustaining cycle with the SMALLEST of starts.

[warshadelookingforwork]

I get followed by people sending me nudes

Thanks. I guess i am too fat and ugly for anyone else but porn bots.

[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

[spaceasianmillennial]

There’s a protest held by the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe.

You can give to the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe here.

[echoes-of-me]

Please please please boost and donate!!!! This is practically my backyard!

This tree will be just one of the casualties if things continue 😥

[notyouramelie]

Again, the link is broken

https://www.gofundme.com/carrizocomecrudotribeoftexas this is a real link

Please share the correct version

[imfemalewarrior]

On mobile but awareness about this needs to be raised

-FemaleWarrior

[pride-flags]

Please donate if you can!

[lesbirdan]

3/28/2019

[imfemalewarrior]

They are almost to their goal as of early July 2019 so keep boosting this! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[gahdamnpunk]

If you haven’t heard there is a literal massacre going on in Sudan.

People are getting kidnapped, arrested, raped and killed. This has been going on for a few days now but naturally there’s hardly any media coverage.

THE WORLD CARES MORE ABOUT AN EMPTY CHURCH IN FRANCE THAN HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT BLACK MUSLIMS DYING IN SUDAN.

There are a few ways to help:

 - Emergency Medical Aid Donation

- Facebook campaign raising funds for food and other necessities

- International Rescue Committee

- Save The Children

Even if you can’t donate please help spread the news!!

#SudanMassacre

[warshadelookingforwork]

Boosting signal

[warshadelookingforwork]

My collection of Squidgeta continues.

[ramendoodlesart]

First thing I thought about when I saw Bulma and Vegeta with them sexehh outfits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The movie was great! I saw it 4 times, the first of which in jap(yes they did a special original version event, I really love my country sometimes) and I’m doing a ton of fan art about it.

I was a bit unsure about this one considering the new Tumblr rules, I hope our Bots Overlords don’t cast judgement over me lol