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[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

blasting HOT CUM because my professor said he extended the project due date my balls are QUAKING

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[srsfunny]

[marinella-ela]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sl33pyfairy]

[penroseparticle]

First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out:

[penroseparticle]

When I’ve been hangry for a few hours and there’s still no food:

[thegaymertrainer]

Really in the mood for this today

[memewhore]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[catchymemes]

[alwayschasingrainbows]

[memewhore]

[ngalitzine]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[ngalitzine]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[chaoticneutralwife]

*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

[modernbaseball]

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[huffylemon]

mutualistic relationship